3KZ is Football
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- Jun 17, 2008
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Goodness there were some typos in my last post. All fixed now.
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Five beez for a quarter, gee i haven't heard that in a long time. Not since Agnetha at the local store sold mercury chews, they were so chewy and gooey all at the same time, but she went out of business. Business was rough back then, not just just for Agnetha, but for the whole town, Little Ron's lumber yard, Tristam's Shandy house, Jervis the milliner and his fine wares, Daisy's Fine Flowers, Even the local swimming hole got shut down, but that had nothing to do with the tough times, that was because we dropped a whole lot of Mercury Chews in the water and strange things started to happen. It was all good for a little while, but then one day after a swim, Brave Big Willy Billings, or Willy Billy to his friends started vomiting up blood, now back then the solution was a snifter of brandy and a pat on the back. We got a bit worried after Willy Billy got really drunk and bruising started to appear on his back, but the blood didn't stop flowing. The Doc was out of ideas, but he wasn't a real doc mind you, his last name was Droktarian, but we all called him Doc for short. Lovely fellow, from Poland I think. Came over with his family and started up the local Deli, damn fine sausages if you ask me. He was a lovely man too, not too bright though. Rumour has it he sliced off one of his fingers when cutting the mortadella, Clay swears there was a finger nail in his ham and salad roll, but we all know Clay to be a liar. It was a good day for the town when Clay went off the the big city to find war, we all breathed a sigh of relief, wished him luck and hoped the dirty invaders put one between his eyes. Nobody liked Clay. We liked the war more than Clay. Clay was a bastard.
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You can try. But you'll have to get off my lawn first.Leave him alone mate. @Fitroybulldog is like a dog with a bone sometimes and just goes and goes and goes. I plan on taking his bone.
You can try. But you'll have to get off my lawn first.
I was just trying to be hip, like the youngsters, messing around with style and form. There was a time when we had to adhere to the rules, but the visionaries slowly chipped away at the antiquated restrictions. That was a marvellous time. The booze. The drugs. The ladies. The men. The men and ladies. With thr crumbling of the status quo came a freedome we'd never had before. There was no turninh back. We wrote free form, stream of consciousness, beat, slam we didn't even need to rhyme anymore. The decadence opened our minds to new possibilities, it was like the world was new and we were using words in ways and in orders that we'd never seen before. The words had color. The words had feeling. You could smell them. You coukd taste. You became them and they became you. Our eyes were like new, seeing the world for the first time. We no longer trudged the weary path of those before us, we blazed out own, into space and time that no mortal soul had traversed. But I ramble. **** your formatting, I'll do what I like.Formatting bro formatting
Yes. What did you think I was going to do?What are you going to do? Shake your fist at me? Raise your voice from your front porch?
Yes. What did you think I was going to do?
He'd have to be on my lawn for that. I dont want him on my lawn. Plus it ruins the grass.Piss on his leg?
He'd have to be on my lawn for that. I dont want him on my lawn. Plus it ruins the grass.
Its called sand.You have to be taking the piss here. We piss anywhere we want, surely you can rev up the old Scooter and swing past our place for a change.
Our grass is much yellower on our side.
Benched the captain?Also, incase my glorious leader doesnt manage to make it:
Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, High Ryder
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Les Norton, Shermy
INT: Gee Dub, dougthelegend
Positional Changes:
Gee Dub - Rover > Interchqange
Les Norton - Forward Pocket > Rover
High Ryder - Interchange > Forward Pocket
Logger
GLORIOUS POWER!
Benched the captain?
You. You benched the captain.Who?
You. You benched the captain.
Probably.He had a niggle at training today. He has a final fitness test before we confirm the team list 100%. Still plenty of time to prove himself/update the list.
Say, are YOU blokes fielding a team?
Probably.
I fear it wasn't Ambien he took, the Bandits might want to play him from behind.
Goddamnu I keep expecting something interesting, not just the boring old steamroller that is our Season 18 grind towards glory GRIND TOWARDS GLORYROYS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
B - royboy2 / Roylion / Cannon82
HB - brettman135 / Mobbenfuhrer / Flat Chat
C - Freakie / Mooch / 3KZ is Football
HF - Cheetah / Chezzalenko Reborn / Slax
F - TheBrownDog / Fred / Dicky Fitzwell
R - Reardo / fitzroybulldog / @Volta
Int - northmelbournefc / FitzroyRamone
Changes - Nil
Edit - Goddam fitzroybulldog. Well played.
Speaking of pasture, I'm lonely and TBD's horsies are looking mighty purdy to me these past few days.Is TheBrownDog really still getting a game for you guys? I thought you put him out to pasture?
He's the guy who admitted Fitzroy FC is dead.And whom is this Roylion ?