Official Match Thread S22 First Elimination Final: The Sin City Swamprats and The Dragons FFC at Underground Stadium

[sportsmaniac89]

This seems more appropriate.

I don't agree. Carlton were 9th and got into the finals.

Richmond 2014 won 9 in a row to finish in the 8......geez actually, you might have a point here.

#backtomycorner

 

[Gray Day]

Oh yes, How could i forget

This is going to be a good week. Sam_Malone

Sam_Malone was last seen: Oct 23, 2016

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Sam_Malone was last seen: Oct 23, 2016

Was that when we played them last?

 

[Far Kern]

Well I suppose this week could have a theme of Dungeons and Dragons given firstly we're playing at Underground Stadium (Dungeon) and secondly playing the Dragons.

That said, the Dragons fluked their way into the finals ala Carlton 2013 and unlike Carlton 2013, will rightfully be sent packing at the first time of asking.

Let's make it The Hobbit instead.

 

[Ant Bear]

Sam_Malone was last seen: Oct 23, 2016

 

[Far Kern]

I don't agree. Carlton were 9th and got into the finals.

Richmond 2014 won 9 in a row to finish in the 8......geez actually, you might have a point here.

#backtomycorner

That Elimination Final against Richmond was a great time to be a Port supporter.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

That Elimination Final against Richmond was a great time to be a Port supporter.

Forgive me if I'm trying to wipe 2014 from my memory!

To this day I blame a dodgy plane and injuries for ruining Freo's season that year.

 

[iBeng]

Run out of sheep...again?

Just got to tar and wool you, the sounds will be pretty similar as well...

 

[Quadzilla]

Dragons ... yawn

Whos next week ?

 

[I Dont Care]

So...what happened to Puddles?

I think I stepped in it

 

[I Dont Care]

Just got to tar and wool you, the sounds will be pretty similar as well...

Is that your fantasy, Bengles?

 

[stew42]

Great to have a week off!

 

[iBeng]

Is that your fantasy, Bengles?

Yes.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Sam_Malone was last seen: Oct 23, 2016

Don't despair, it's simply a part of the natural Sam_Malone cycle. There is only so much of someone to melt before becoming totally liquid.

The Sam_Malone Cycle
1. Melting - when the Sam_Malone reaches its melting point ( any instance where he is tagged), his solid form gradually transfers into liquid
2. Collection - after it has completely turned liquid, the Sam_Malone will flow naturally down towards the lowest point of the terrain, usually down rivers
3. Evaporation - the sun's heat causes the Sam_Malone to go from its liquid state to a gaseous state as it rises into the sky, it will continue to float around for an extended period of time
4. Freezing - once winter comes and the temperature becomes cold enough, Sam_Malone will transfer to a solid state, slowly descending from the skies of inactivity back to the land of Sweet. Returned to his fully meltable form and the cycle restarts

I believe he is currently still in his evaporation state, I waved to him while sitting atop my vaporous pillow but I don't think he noticed me seemingly busy mumbling something about Portz fans being the worst.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I may have inadvertently discovered that SM could in fact be an abbreviation for 'snowman', makes perfect sense if you think about it.

 

[Ant Bear]

I may have inadvertently discovered that SM could in fact be an abbreviation for 'snowman', makes perfect sense if you think about it.

Leave him alone. He's still getting over Mad Monday.

 

[spookism]

I think he melted over the Bryce Gibbs debacle and general shittyness of the Camry's trade period.

Heh.
Chortle.

 

[spookism]

I may have inadvertently discovered that SM could in fact be an abbreviation for 'snowman', makes perfect sense if you think about it.

Because he has a carrot for a nose?

 

[iBeng]

Typical Swamprat culture, focus on someone who cant retaliate.

 

[Hate]

Hello Finals Qooty!

 

[miggs]

Great to have a week off!

Ahh so this is the pre finals bye. Worked for the doggies. Will work for the swampies

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Hello Finals Qooty!

 

[cammo6556]

Do you have anything else to pillage?

Cute. He thinks he's a Viking.

 

[Ant Bear]

Typical Swamprat culture, focus on someone who cant retaliate.

Who? Puddles? He's not suspended or banned.

 

[cammo6556]

Don't feel special. You're not.

Maybe, but we still both ride the same schoolbus.