Official Match Thread S29 Round 4 - Mount Buller Demons v East Side Hawks @ The Snow Dome

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At the Snow Dome a wild masked orgy/party raged. The Demons were celebrating the birthday of one their most promising young members, Callums_Guns. Unbeknownst to the Demons though, a few members of their rivals, the Hawks, had gatecrashed the party and were mixing it up with their enemies. A young hawk called NaturalDisaster caught glimpse of GC and had instantly fallen in love, even though CG was wearing a mask. Unfortunately for the young Hawk, an elder Demon had spotted them and demanded they leave the party at once.

The next day, ND found his way to the window of GC and beckoned him to open it. GC opened the window and ND proclaimed his love. That love was very much reciprocated. CG and ND agreed to get married in secret as there was no way their teams would accept their love and agree to a marriage. CG and ND met with Friar Proper Gander and they were wed. They had planned to meet the next day and escape so they could live a life together.
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Yakker caught wind of this whirlwind romance and sent a challenge out to ND. ND refused to fight, despite advice from jusjoshin that he should. NDs friend decided to take NDs place in the fight and found his way to the agreed upon location. As the fought, ND tried to intervene and Jusjoshin was killed. This sent ND into a rage and he struck down Yakker. Prince manangatang soon heard the news, banished ND from the land of sweet and arranged a marriage to an out of town lawyer for CG.

CG, anxious that ND had yet to show up, asked around and learned of the fight, the fate of Yakker and Jusjoshin and NDs banishment. Friar Gander arranged for CG and ND to spend the night together before he was forced to leave so they could consumate their love. CGs team, still grieving for Yakker moved CGs arranged marriage to the next day which CG refused but was told he had no choice.
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Friar Gander helped CG by providing him with a sleeping draught that would make him appear deceased. When the wedding party arrived to take CG they believed him to be dead. Friar Gander sent word to ND to warn him of CGs plan and begged him to come to the Demons Monument deep within the Snow Dome to rescue his sleeping love. The message never reached ND as the coronavirus was in town so the messenger wasnt allowed to leave. ND learnt of CGs "death" through a servant and raided the Eyries apothicary for poison. ND travelled to CGs tomb and after a sorrowful goodbye, drank the poison.

CG awoke to find his true love had passed by his side and in a fit of sadness and despair he pierced his heart with his dagger. Friar Gander, hearing that his message was never delivered entered the tomb to tell CG. upon entering he found the site of the lovers passed and was saddened by his role in this all. He sent word out to both teams and they travelled to the tomb to collect their poor teammates. Once they saw the scene they all realised that their petty feud had gone too far and vowed to make peace. They would also erect a monument to the two lovers, a symbol of the new found peace and love that the two teams had found.
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Wow.

Does this mean there will be some brotherly love shared between Drunkgoliath and Harvey Manfrenjensenden ?!
Hi por_please_ya :hearts:

Is that brotherly love? Or Brother Lee Love...

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I really hope there's someone out there that gets this referece
 
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It's affecting you already!
 
Hello Hawks,

Let this be a spiteful week devoid of inane conversation and general chit chat.

Gang Of Youths and Hockey Dad are the worst thing to happen to Australian music since Molly Meldrum let his genitals decide who the next big thing was in Australian music was...
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Hello Hawks,

Let this be a spiteful week devoid of inane conversation and general chit chat.

Gang Of Youths and Hockey Dad are the worst thing to happen to Australian music since Molly Meldrum let his genitals decide who the next big thing was in Australian music was...
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You're looking good for your age.
 
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Lock her up on Dragon Island for a couple of weeks.
 

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