Official Match Thread S33 Round 6 - Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The BJO

[hotchilli]

Jack Riewaldt does it more than Toby ever has

Waite was shocking with it as well.

 

[hotchilli]

But you can take hotchilli

 

[hotchilli]

Exactly how hot is this chilli? Will I be drinking milk constantly for the next year if I take it?

Very mild. The milk is spicier.

 

[DenieD]

Very mild. The milk is spicier.

I'll take the milk then

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

That’s why _Mike_ and fitzroybowiedog havent posted much this week, too concerned that hotchilli will attack them....

Yeah let's go with that.
I'm sharpening my studs as we speak.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Exactly how hot is this chilli? Will I be drinking milk constantly for the next year if I take it?

Chilli lovers tip, for the super hot stuff, ice cream works best

Reason is you need fats and sugars to get the nasty capsaicin’s off of your pain receptors.

Also alcohol works, but there is a but.

Water makes shit worse, so that rules out beers and anything not high proof. Its also why you want full cream milk or yoghurt - you want more fat and less water.

 

[Barrybran]

you want more fat and less water

So licking TedDougChris works too?

 

[Sterge]

Chilli lovers tip, for the super hot stuff, ice cream works best

Reason is you need fats and sugars to get the nasty capsaicin’s off of your pain receptors.

Also alcohol works, but there is a but.

Water makes sh*t worse, so that rules out beers and anything not high proof. Its also why you want full cream milk or yoghurt - you want more fat and less water.

Or just don't be soft...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

So licking TedDougChris works too?

Yep, because the other thing is heat. The pain receptors are actually making a false reading that your tongue is burning. So coffee is bad, cold milk good.

As TedDougChris is most definitely not hot...

 

[TedDougChris]

So licking TedDougChris works too?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Or just don't be soft...

Depends upon the chilli's you eat. The mild Thai and Mexican stuff, I agree with you 100%

However there are ones from Rajasthan and GMO jobs that are 100,000 times hotter than a jalapeno. Just touching your tongue with the chilli (not chewing it) is enough to make some people vomit

 

[TedDougChris]

Yep, because the other thing is heat. The pain receptors are actually making a false reading that your tongue is burning. So coffee is bad, cold milk good.

As TedDougChris is most definitely not hot...

 

[Sterge]

Depends upon the chilli's you eat. The mild Thai and Mexican stuff, I agree with you 100%

However there are ones from Rajasthan and GMO jobs that are 100,000 times hotter than a jalapeno. Just touching your tongue with the chilli (not chewing it) is enough to make some people vomit

It's just like the saying build up an immunity to bullets by shooting yourself with smaller calibre bullets to start.

Same thing with Chili

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It's just like the saying build up an immunity to bullets by shooting yourself with smaller calibre bullets to start.

Same thing with Chili

The hard core ones are very different.

Google the Rajasthan chilli eating comp - it's like a torture session (and these guys train beforehand)

 

[Falconista]

Ok well it’s generally a horrible sport with generally horrible players, coaches, supporters, administrators and boot cleaners.

Can’t stand walking in to work and hearing people talking about the NRL… “boy did you see team A really SMASHED team B on the weekend”, “did you see Player X’s MASSIVE HIT” and “oooogga boogaloo haha bogga!!” are among some of my least favourite but most commonly heard phrases.

Living in WA, I wish I had someone at work to talk league with.

Whenever I mention ANY team, the response is usually, "is that the Rabbits?"

 

[DenieD]

GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
Round 6 V Roys FFC

B: bone2468 - Ned_Flanders - NSWCROW
HB: StFly - DenieD - beez
C: Brick Loosener - Riviat - eDPS
HF: Supercheapgiants - Aristotle Pickett - Falconista
F: Dory_77 - Barrybran - ossie_21

FOLL: Rodney Dangerfield - GWS Goose - CatToTheFuture

INT: WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - BlueE


Changes

Falconista OUT -> HFF
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr HFF -> INT
Dayts INT -> OUT


#RodneyDangerfield250

Let's get back on the horse this week and win it for Rodney​

 

[Zevon]

Living in WA, I wish I had someone at work to talk league with.

Whenever I mention ANY team, the response is usually, "is that the Rabbits?"

Yeah it can be very lonely sometimes living somewhere where you follow the non-dominant sport

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Depends upon the chilli's you eat. The mild Thai and Mexican stuff, I agree with you 100%

However there are ones from Rajasthan and GMO jobs that are 100,000 times hotter than a jalapeno. Just touching your tongue with the chilli (not chewing it) is enough to make some people vomit

I am not superhuman or anything when it comes to spice but I need to try that.

 

[Dingster]

Yeah let's go with that.
I'm sharpening my studs as we speak.

How's your toe?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Even Dangerfield does it as well now, Toby is an innovator.

I feel personally attacked by this

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Feeling like pure sh*t but keep testing negative to covid. So stay away from me Gumbies and let me get lots of disposals this week thanks.

Well I tested positive yesterday so I will wear you like a glove.

*hope you're feeling better than me

 

[hotchilli]

Well I tested positive yesterday so I will wear you like a glove.

*hope you're feeling better than me

Looks like DenieD & TedDougChris have tried to isolate us from everyone else.

Let's just call our matchup a draw now and not turn up Sunday.

 

[beez]

Did someone mention chilli? Sure, fitzroybowiedog is kinda funny sometimes, and TedDougChris is a poor man's version of the Doug Anthony All Stars, and Mobbs is old so you laugh when he says stuff you can't say anymore, but can you beat Harsha and Kerry?

 

[TedDougChris]

How's your toe?

Very sharp and pointy.....

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Looks like DenieD & TedDougChris have tried to isolate us from everyone else.

Let's just call our matchup a draw now and not turn up Sunday.

Nah I can be a pretty stubborn man. I'll make sure they get me a mobile respirator