Same old Eagles

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Mead
And I'll be very very surprised if, assuming we field something resembling an AFL side, we don't pump your lot the following week.

I'd be just as suprised if I read a post of yours that was semi-interesting and/or under 5,000 words.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
I'd be just as suprised if I read a post of yours that was semi-interesting and/or under 5,000 words.

And all these years I've been typing just for you. I'm devastated, I really am.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Mead
And all these years I've been typing just for you. I'm devastated, I really am.

15 words? Where's my thesis? I'm devastated too

 

[Milkman]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
So what's the team I go for got to do with my judgement on the Eagles?

If your own team could win games, you'd probably have something better to do, than obsessing over our losses.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Milkman
If your own team could win games, you'd probably have something better to do, than obsessing over our losses.

Yep it's all about the Bulldogs.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
15 words? Where's my thesis? I'm devasted too

And so you should be. 4980 to go.

 

[bluey17]

Rocco, you've got nothing to say in your own little forum because you're wooden spooners and you're ****. So you hide behind your little problems by coming on other teams forums and posing about us losing a pointless pre-season game. Are you that worried about round 1 that you come on here and bag our team. Don't be scared little boy now trot off to your own forum and play with your spoon.

P.S Don't be rude to Mead, he's a champion.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Mead
And so you should be. 4980 to go.

Actually 4977 to go, if 4980 was in word form it would be 4973 (I counted 4980 as one word is that correct? Perhaps any potential error has something to do with my team losing alot?)

 

[Moo]

I think you are placing way too much importance on a practice match....WCS

What he said

and you're ****....Bluey

What he said



Rocco ....heres a tiny hint .....first up if your trying to be funny you are missing one factor ....the funny bit (I hate to critique your work but its kinda important in the context of things).

Alternatively if you just here to be a cyber-hero, well I'm sure all of these Eagle fans are quaking in their boots after such witty and insightful posts.

In short (as I know your Mum must be getting bored reading all of these long posts) .....you knob, Mead cool, me ....well I'm just Moo.

Moo

PS Your team is crap but I agree this is mutually exclusive to the fact you are a total tool

 

[Stakes]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
88 pts. Another away game, another thrashing.

Round 1's coming boys, West Coast Eagles: Dead Men Walking.

You mean like the away games last year where we beat Brisbane by 70 points, Collingwood and Melbourne and drew against Geelong and lost to Sydney by 9 points and Hawthorn by a goal? Geez we really do struggle on the road...

 

[no1bankteller]

Originally posted by Moo

Rocco ....heres a tiny hint .....first up if your trying to be funny you are missing one factor ....the funny bit (I hate to critique your work but its kinda important in the context of things).

Originally posted by Moo

PS Your team is crap but I agree this is mutually exclusive to the fact you are a total tool

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Great at Subi, **** where it counts.

3 games in Melbourne =
Needing a huge umpire error to beat a team that has won 4 of its last 25
Losing to a side that was 0-3
Getting thumped by team that came 15th

Rocco Jones, you are a genius

 

[kuepper]

But Rocco, they are only 50% at home this year thus far, needing the reigning premiers to lose 3 players, and kick terribly to sneak home ... and when the inevtiable this week occurs, they'll be 33% at home.

That's great? Shame on you.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by kuepper
But Rocco, they are only 50% at home this year thus far, needing the reigning premiers to lose 3 players, and kick terribly to sneak home ... and when the inevtiable this week occurs, they'll be 33% at home.

That's great? Shame on you.

True I eered.

How about this

Same Old Eagles: sub-standard at home, **** where it counts?

 

[kuepper]

I prefer:

West Coast Eagles, Corporate Whores.

Works for all occasions, win lose or draw - factual too.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by kuepper
I prefer:

West Coast Eagles, Corporate Whores.

Works for all occasions, win lose or draw - factual too.

Very true.

I attended the Eagles game this week and saw flags being waved by members of their lil melbourne cheersquad. Apparently they are now called 'Hungry Jacks' and wear red.

 

[sigscotty]

Rocco how many Premierships has your club won? 1 in how many years? The Eagles took 8 seasons to double your total. Perhaps you should barrack for a club not receiving over million dollars a year from the AFL before you bag someone else for having sponsors names on flags. Your team would put logo's anywhere if only someone was willing to pay to be associated with such a pathetic club.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by sigscotty
Your team would put logo's anywhere if only someone was willing to pay to be associated with such a pathetic club.

Actually a fair bit of truth to that, I'd say. Smorgan would be prepared to get a brandname tattooed on his weenie and flop it out after every bulldog goal if the Dogs could actually find anyone willing to bankroll them out of their dire state.

I really would like to know what is the deal with the HJs flags though? Is it part of their sponsorship deal with the club, or are they seperately sponsoring the cheersquad or providing the flags or something? Given that no other cheersquad in the comp has to do that kind of product exposure, they must be getting a fair sum for it.

If its just a question of them providing something for the people to wave, geez, buy yourself an Eagles flag. What do they cost, all of $5?

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Mead
Actually a fair bit of truth to that, I'd say. Smorgan would be prepared to get a brandname tattooed on his weenie and flop it out after every bulldog goal if the Dogs could actually find anyone willing to bankroll them out of their dire state.

That would make me a happy man on so many levels

 

[Voice of Reason]

I come back for a quick look and discover it's Trollfest Week.

kuepper, if your lot do win this weekend you'll need to reserve a seat at Subi going forward - the SIDS bandwagon is well and truly rolling.

As for you Rocco, you follow the Arse & the Foot. I have an innovative suggestion for what you can do with them....

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by Voice of Reason

As for you Rocco, you follow the Arse & the Foot. I have an innovative suggestion for what you can do with them....

I would have gone with calling me a Dogs arse myself.