Play Nice Scott Morrison in the Multiverse of Ministries.

[Richard Pryor]

I think the highlight of Morrison's speech was when he accused Labor of acting like an opposition not a government. Stunning lack of self awareness considering the LNP's standard response to pushback was to pull out "what about Labor" after years and years of being in government.

 

[Father Jack]

The LNP bleating about Labor milking this for all it's worth is classic projection. If the shoe was on the other foot they'd be holding a censure parade down Pitt Street as we speak, with tumbling acrobats, dancing elephants and glitter cannons

 

[Chief]

Royal Commission, anyone?

 

[Cooldude]

This guy taking credit for the pandemic is funny, he thinks we are stupid enough to not remember him turning down millions of Pfizers because Astra Zeneca was cheaper, couldn't be ****ed with ordering enough vaccines until Gladys ****ed up with NSW which could affect his reelection

 

[Jetafl]

"It's not everyday you see a former PM censured by the Parliament" and given he is a Cronulla supporter I'm comfortable with that.

 

[Millky95]

"It's not everyday you see a former PM censured by the Parliament" and given he is a Cronulla supporter I'm comfortable with that.

Morrison is they type to support whomever he thinks will win/paint him in the best light

 

[NSWCROW]

This guy taking credit for the pandemic is funny, he thinks we are stupid enough to not remember him turning down millions of Pfizers because Astra Zeneca was cheaper, couldn't be ****ed with ordering enough vaccines until Gladys ****ed up with NSW which could affect his reelection

I remember how he let it in

 

[mellowyellow]

Told ya he's a weasel


Ah 'dat trademark conservative petulance.
I wouldn't have half the beef i do with them if they'd just take their medicine once in a while.

Being a happy clappy pentecostal sucks any moral goodness from your soul

 

[Mindtraveller]

This guy taking credit for the pandemic is funny, he thinks we are stupid enough to not remember him turning down millions of Pfizers because Astra Zeneca was cheaper, couldn't be ****ed with ordering enough vaccines until Gladys ****ed up with NSW which could affect his reelection

I remember him assaulting that poor old lady who got the first one

 

[Nikita Blue]

What an absolute disgrace they are.

Agreed but it will never be forgotten they hitched their wagons to Scummo. A party in its death throes.

 

[Richard Pryor]

Agreed but it will never be forgotten they hitched their wagons to Scummo. A party in its death throes.

I'm pessimistic. By all rights the party should still bear the stain of Howard crusading in Iraq, but not only have they washed it off themselves the media has put Howard in the "kindly grandfather" position with minimal pushback.

 

[Romeoh1]

Just cop your whack and go away you supremely incompetent person. And that’s being nice.

 

[FreoRicci]

Bridget Archer the only LNP member to vote for the censure motion, that party is cooked.

Even Dutton walked.
* loyalty. Where’s the integrity and honour?

 

[QuietB]

At least we are not footing the bill for hair plugs anymore

 

[FreoRicci]

The LNP bleating about Labor milking this for all it's worth is classic projection. If the shoe was on the other foot they'd be holding a censure parade down Pitt Street as we speak, with tumbling acrobats, dancing elephants and glitter cannons

Oh they did.
Abbott standing in front of ‘Ditch The Witch’ signs whilst doing a speech against Gillard is as iconic.

 

[QuietB]

But the vote of 86-50 was overwhelming and ScoMo becomes the only former Prime Minister to be officially censored by the Australian Parliament.

Quite a legacy.

In his defence, ScoMo is one of the very few former PM's to actually stick around.

I mean sure he can't find another job because he is a useless campaigner, but still

 

[Financialpanther]

In his defence, ScoMo is one of the very few former PM's to actually stick around.

I mean sure he can't find another job because he is a useless campaigner, but still

Shouldn't confuse the inability to read a room with stoicism.

 

[QuietB]

I'm pessimistic. By all rights the party should still bear the stain of Howard crusading in Iraq, but not only have they washed it off themselves the media has put Howard in the "kindly grandfather" position with minimal pushback.

He'll be dead soon. Then who do they roll out?

The only decent one amongst them is Matt Keane (and Bridgette Archer) and most of them want him dead too.

 

[mellowyellow]

50 morally bankrupt arseholes

 

[Xtreme]

I'd still vote for him if he was running today

 

[troybe]

I'd still vote for him if he was running today

JFC

 

[dumb]

Scotty taking over everything in sight can't be what Barnaby had in mind when they spruik 'smaller government'

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'd still vote for him if he was running today

we know

 

[blueboy25]

I'd still vote for him if he was running today

What would Scomo need to do for you not to vote for him?

 

[QuietB]

What would Scomo need to do for you not to vote for him?

It is hard to know really;

• Wanking on a desk is ok
• Prostitutes in the prayer room is ok
• Shitting in public outside a "restaurant" is ok
• Rape is ok

I honestly don't think there is anything