Official Match Thread Season 26 First Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome

[Firestarter]

I could eat a bucket on my own. Within 8 hours.

 

[Proper Gander]

What’s Proper Gander up to today?

WOT?

 

[Proper Gander]

Contemplating getting knocked out in the Preliminary final

Yeah up yours and all

 

[manangatang]

WOT?

I just wanted to draw your attention towards the small fact that we're in a PRELIM

 

[jackster83]

I could eat a bucket on my own. Within 8 hours.

Shame they don't have the 9 for $9.95 Tuesdays at the moment.

 

[Firestarter]

Shame they don't have the 9 for $9.95 Tuesdays at the moment.

I need hot and spicy. Would buy a 30 piece bucket and ration it for a week.

 

[Far Kern]

Pffft pull the udder one - sounds like a load of bull .

I hope I’m not forced to explain what is wrong with this statement in image form.

 

[jackster83]

I need hot and spicy. Would buy a 30 piece bucket and ration it for a week.

I once had 12 for $12.95 and then went to footy training. I was moving like Relton Roberts that training session.

 

[Firestarter]

I once had 12 for $12.95 and then went to footy training. I was moving like Relton Roberts that training session.

Those were some painful lectures I sat through the next day.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I just wanted to draw your attention towards the small fact that we're in a PRELIM

And about to lose a PRELIM as well!!!

 

[manangatang]

I need hot and spicy. Would buy a 30 piece bucket and ration it for a week.

Hot and spicy was the reason I'm now 14 years KFC clean. I got hooked bad.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hot and spicy was the reason I'm now 14 years KFC clean. I got hooked bad.

Hello my name is manangatang and welcome to my strange addiction

 

[manangatang]

Hello my name is manangatang and welcome to my strange addiction

KFC does strange things to a man.

I was sleeping with an ever-growing stash of unopened potato and gravy and it was affecting my relationships with women.

I used to lick all of the seasoning from the chips and leave the remaining chips to dry by my window. Then I'd started to create an entire city built with chips. It was a potato utopia, with all the necessities of modern city life.

One day my housemate got home and found me with my genitals in a Zinger Tower burger, and finally decided it was time for an intervention.

#14yearsclean

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

KFC does strange things to a man.

I was sleeping with an ever-growing stash of unopened potato and gravy and it was affecting my relationships with women.

I used to lick all of the seasoning from the chips and leave the remaining chips to dry by my window. Then I'd started to create an entire city built with chips. It was a potato utopia, with all the necessities of modern city life.

One day my housemate got home and found me with my genitals in a Zinger Tower burger, and finally decided it was time for an intervention.

#14yearsclean

What the actual ****.

 

[Yakker]

Well considering my Qooty form over the last few weeks, little wonder I’ll be lacking. That’s why I have 19 fellow lackeys to pick up the slack.



We finished 7th in the regular season, you guys finished top. If you lose, it’s an all-time choke up there with #straightsetswonders whereas if we lose, well, we’re lucky to be here.

Pfffftt

We are not even close to them #lolwonders when it comes to losing finals lately. Haven't they lost loke 5 in a row? We have won 3 of our last 4

Carn Rats, there’s more than one way to peel a potatoe, let’s take the flower by the thorns, beat the Demons and win next week, kill two birds with one scone and bring home the bagels.


SarahSmiles Nunez please discuss.

Nah we'll kick more sausageroll 's than you, lock it in

 

[Far Kern]

KFC does strange things to a man.

I was sleeping with an ever-growing stash of unopened potato and gravy and it was affecting my relationships with women.

I used to lick all of the seasoning from the chips and leave the remaining chips to dry by my window. Then I'd started to create an entire city built with chips. It was a potato utopia, with all the necessities of modern city life.

One day my housemate got home and found me with my genitals in a Zinger Tower burger, and finally decided it was time for an intervention.

#14yearsclean

Classic.

 

[Yakker]

Hi Yakman.

How goes ye?

I'm good mate bastard (need to keep the rage for now ). Been fishing lately ?

 

[Far Kern]

Pfffftt

We are not even close to them #lolwonders when it comes to losing finals lately. Haven't they lost loke 5 in a row? We have won 3 of our last 4

Nah we'll kick more sausageroll 's than you, lock it in

More veggie rolls gently caressed please.

 

[Yakker]

Onto it. Why does the jelly taste like urine?

fake urine?

 

[manangatang]

fake urine?

It did say 普通话果冻 on the pack now you mention it...

 

[manangatang]

What the actual ****.

It's a cautionary tale young man. Tell your KFC-eating friends and associates. Advise them of the dangers before someone else is caught in a web of addiction.

I'm only one man; I can hardly spread the word by myself.

 

[Yakker]

I prefer a jaunty limerick.

Headless ? amos ?

There was a young lad called Tarks
Who'd dominated on all the parks
Tall stories they did abound
Of him and lion around
Feeding decimated opponents to the sharks

 

[Far Kern]

It did say 普通话果冻 on the pack now you mention it...

“Super Happy Joy Spray”? How does that make sense?

 

[manangatang]

“Super Happy Joy Spray”? How does that make sense?

It does if you taste the jelly I guess

 

[Firestarter]

It's a cautionary tale young man. Tell your KFC-eating friends and associates. Advise them of the dangers before someone else is caught in a web of addiction.

I'm only one man; I can hardly spread the word by myself.

If the waits at Carl's didn't take blooming ages I'd go more often. I was walking away after my first time and there were 15 more people in the queue. I was like, have fun waiting 2 hours, arseholes.