Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 8 - West Coast Wonders v Fighting Furies at The Colosseum

[Barrybran]

The West Coast Wonders host the Fighting Furies at The Colosseum for Spoonbowl I for season 27 with each team sporting a 2-5 record and percentages below 90 in what can only be described as a horror start for both clubs. There are silver linings though - both clubs have picked up their wins in their last five games with the Furies picking up their second win in style with a 42-point win over the East Side Hawks. Ruckman Tigerturbulance collected a massive 39 disposals, six goals and 162 Dream Team points and is far and away the player to watch for the Furies. For the Wonders, the play of JT_the_Man has been impressive over the past month as he's averaged 97 Adjusted Dream Team points over that period.

Team Records

Wonders||Furies\2-0-5|Record|2-0-5\12th|Position|11th\92|Average for|99\107|Average against|114\86|Percentage|87\W L L W L|Form|L W L L W

Last Time They Met

Season 26, Round 14 at rfctigerarmy Hippodrome

FUR    5.1   11.5   20.8    25.11   161
WCW    4.1   5.1    7.1     10.6     66

GOALS
FUR: OES 5, rfctiger74 5, Lsta062 4, Chappyuk 3, THE _GUN 3, Grockadoc, Hate, rfctigerarmy, Stevi_Tigers, Wacky Tiger
WCW: Cleanupsoup 2, okeydoke7 2, Beutbrute, croweater41, Dingster, haydo, TheHairyGamer, U2tigers

BEST
FUR: Chappyul, THE_GUN, Shadowthorn, Nuffers
WCW: haydo, U2tigers

Players to Watch
(Averages for rounds 4-7)

|JT_The_Man (WCW)|U2tigers (WCW)|Tigerturbulance (FUR)|Edmund hunt (FUR)\Goals|1|-|2|1\Disposals|24|22|24|21\Marks|8|1|-|1\Tackles|2|2|3|4\Adj. Dream Team|97|82|97|77\Rank|4|18|5|26

Five x Five
(season totals)

GOALS                                DISPOSALS                             MARKS                                TACKLES                              ADJ. DREAM TEAM
21   fightingfury_88    FUR          154   Tigerturbulance    FUR          48   JT_The_Man         WCW          38   Elton Johns Wig    WCW          605   Tigerturbulance    FUR
20   okeydoke7          WCW          152   JT_The_Man         WCW          33   mightymalaka       FUR          38   Hate               FUR          604   JT_The_Man         WCW
10   Tigerturbulance    FUR          141   mightymalaka       FUR          32   Carson Dial        FUR          37   Edmund hunt        FUR          537   Edmund hunt        FUR
 9   Dingster           WCW          138   U2tigers           WCW          32   Shadow Man         FUR          22   KBLT               WCW          533   U2tigers           WCW
 9   TJASTA             FUR          135   Edmund hunt        FUR          30   PieLebo87          FUR          22   Tigerturbulance    FUR          485   Hate               FUR

Captains please remember to post your team sheets in the Official Team Sheet thread by 11.59pm Thursday​

 

[JT_the_Man]

The West Coast Wonders host the Fighting Furies at The Colosseum for Spoonbowl I for season 27 with each team sporting a 2-5 record and percentages below 90 in what can only be described as a horror start for both clubs. There are silver linings though - both clubs have picked up their wins in their last five games with the Furies picking up their second win in style with a 42-point win over the East Side Hawks. Ruckman Tigerturbulance collected a massive 39 disposals, six goals and 162 Dream Team points and is far and away the player to watch for the Furies. For the Wonders, the play of JT_the_Man has been impressive over the past month as he's averaged 97 Adjusted Dream Team points over that period.

Team Records

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Wonders		Furies
2-0-5	Record	2-0-5
12th	Position	11th
92	Average for	99
107	Average against	114
86	Percentage	87
W L L W L	Form	L W L L W

Last Time They Met

Season 26, Round 14 at rfctigerarmy Hippodrome

FUR    5.1   11.5   20.8    25.11   161
WCW    4.1   5.1    7.1     10.6     66

GOALS
FUR: OES 5, rfctiger74 5, Lsta062 4, Chappyuk 3, THE _GUN 3, Grockadoc, Hate, rfctigerarmy, Stevi_Tigers, Wacky Tiger
WCW: Cleanupsoup 2, okeydoke7 2, Beutbrute, croweater41, Dingster, haydo, TheHairyGamer, U2tigers

BEST
FUR: Chappyul, THE_GUN, Shadowthorn, Nuffers
WCW: haydo, U2tigers

Players to Watch
(Averages for rounds 4-7)

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	JT_The_Man (WCW)	U2tigers (WCW)	Tigerturbulance (FUR)	Edmund hunt (FUR)
Goals	1	-	2	1
Disposals	24	22	24	21
Marks	8	1	-	1
Tackles	2	2	3	4
Adj. Dream Team	97	82	97	77
Rank	4	18	5	26

Five x Five
(season totals)

GOALS                                DISPOSALS                             MARKS                                TACKLES                              ADJ. DREAM TEAM
21   fightingfury_88    FUR          154   Tigerturbulance    FUR          48   JT_The_Man         WCW          38   Elton Johns Wig    WCW          605   Tigerturbulance    FUR
20   okeydoke7          WCW          152   JT_The_Man         WCW          33   mightymalaka       FUR          38   Hate               FUR          604   JT_The_Man         WCW
10   Tigerturbulance    FUR          141   mightymalaka       FUR          32   Carson Dial        FUR          37   Edmund hunt        FUR          537   Edmund hunt        FUR
9   Dingster           WCW          138   U2tigers           WCW          32   Shadow Man         FUR          22   KBLT               WCW          533   U2tigers           WCW
9   TJASTA             FUR          135   Edmund hunt        FUR          30   PieLebo87          FUR          22   Tigerturbulance    FUR          485   Hate               FUR

Captains please remember to post your team sheets in the Official Team Sheet thread by 11.59pm Thursday​

Does this mean the sim is actually being kind to me in a roundabouts way?

Still rigged.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Hi Devils Furies, how are we all this fine Tuesday morning (and a very early morning at that)?

 

[Barrybran]

Does this mean the sim is actually being kind to me in a roundabouts way?

Still rigged.

The sim is like a fat American - it loves wings

 

[Sab22]

That preview is astonishing!! Well done Barrybran

 

[Sab22]

Where's the goon rfctiger74?

 

[Barrybran]

That preview is astonishing!! Well done Barrybran

Thank you sir

 

[KBLT]

No thanks

 

[okeydoke7]

Must win.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Where's the goon rfctiger74?

pfffff

as if Id share my sacred drop with anyone from the bloody WONDERS

 

[Ned_Flanders]

and by the way WONDERS, you're ****ed

due to TJASTA unfortunately being temporarily incapacitated due to being chained to a gimp chair (while he is reeducated about how not to be a s**t captain), I am the acting captain with my 100% victory record

Just hoist up the white flag, surrender now, and stay at home writing in your crappy dream journals. The WONDERS have no chance of stopping the Furies. You're more ****ed than a Kardashian at Coachella

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

and by the way WONDERS, you're ******

due to TJASTA unfortunately being temporarily incapacitated due to being chained to a gimp chair (while he is reeducated about how not to be a s**t captain), I am the acting captain with my 100% victory record

Just hoist up the white flag, surrender now, and stay at home writing in your crappy dream journals. The WONDERS have no chance of stopping the Furies. You're more ****** than a Kardashian at Coachella

Hai flog!!

Your 100% record of pure luck is about to hit a wall.

The coin toss of the sim is 100% going to hit you between the eyes this week. May as well just hit the goon, only pleasure you'll get this week, apart from our company.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

pfffff

as if Id share my sacred drop with anyone from the bloody WONDERS

selfish campaigner.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hai flog!!

Your 100% record of pure luck is about to hit a wall.

The coin toss of the sim is 100% going to hit you between the eyes this week. May as well just hit the goon, only pleasure you'll get this week, apart from our company.

I lead the Gumbies to a victory when I was playing the the opposition team. THAT is captaincy greatness!

 

[TJASTA]

M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!

Probably Definitely the most intelligent thing a Furie will say all week.

 

[U2tigers]

M mm mm Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!

That sounds like you're enjoying the chair.

Hi Furies you bunch of flogs. Important game this round, who is crappier at qooty, that's the question that needs answering.

Oh and Tigerturbulance if you think your game last week impressed me..... you would be right. Nor sure I have seen a better Ruck performance, since my S25 All Sweet F.A. form.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is The Colosseum.

 

[JT_the_Man]

This is The Colosseum.

Correct.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

This is The Colosseum.

Weird. (say it in my voice Josh, you'll enjoy it more)

 

[Tigerturbulance]

That sounds like you're enjoying the chair.

Hi Furies you bunch of flogs. Important game this round, who is crappier at qooty, that's the question that needs answering.

Oh and Tigerturbulance if you think your game last week impressed me..... you would be right. Nor sure I have seen a better Ruck performance, since my S25 All Sweet F.A. form.

Thanks Bono appreciate that coming from an all SFA ruckman

 

[Dingster]

pfffff

as if Id share my sacred drop with anyone from the bloody WONDERS

pfffff

as if I'd ask for your permission. I helped myself last night. While I was at it popped into TJASTA's room and while he was tied up went to put some girl's undies in his drawers. However it looks like you beat me to it.

 

[Dingster]

M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!

I get you friend. Here you go...

 

[TJASTA]

pfffff

as if I'd ask for your permission. I helped myself last night. While I was at it popped into TJASTA's room and while he was tied up went to put some girl's undies in his drawers. However it looks like you beat me to it.

M mm mffm mfmf mmm.

 

[Dingster]

M mm mffm mfmf mmm.

FFS. You seriously need a straw?