Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

I wouldn’t mind a bit of a rub before todays game, anyone care to assist?
 
TheInjuryFactory Tonga Bob I can happily say that dancehall, drugs, and alcohol were all consumed :)

The bad news for you guys is I'm now primed for a huge 3 disposal, 2 goal outing.
 
Test Tickle said:
I wouldn’t mind a bit of a rub before todays game, anyone care to assist?
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You're just a big Pussy so...Why not!

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SSwans2011 said:
TheInjuryFactory Tonga Bob I can happily say that dancehall, drugs, and alcohol were all consumed :)

The bad news for you guys is I'm now primed for a huge 3 disposal, 2 goal outing.
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Either that or half time entertainment at the Colosseum will be off the hook!!!
 
Tonga Bob said:
Either that or half time entertainment at the Colosseum will be off the hook!!!
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I've been trying to learn dub scales on melodica. This could be my big break.
 
zackah said:
Beer in hand. Hangover lessening* let’s fu** this joint up!


*or possibly rebirthing
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Just be happy you're not nursing yourself after a big night in QLD. This weather can get ****ed.

I'm too dead to really engage, so I've no choice but to do the Warriors slowly.
 
ArdentEagle said:
Pffffft. One of those are you.
No training all week but finally show up on gameday.

All about self satisfaction...I pity your partner.
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I've been too busy being self-indulgent in the real world to show up here. Plus who needs training :p
 
zackah said:
Beer in hand. Hangover lessening* let’s fu** this joint up!


*or possibly rebirthing
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The only real hangover cure is to not stop drinking after all :cool:
 
SSwans2011 said:
Just be happy you're not nursing yourself after a big night in QLD. This weather can get f’ed.

I'm too dead to really engage, so I've no choice but to do the Warriors slowly.
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All I have done today is move from my air conditioned room with the blinds down to my pool wearing 8 pairs of sunglasses.
 
zackah said:
All I have done today is move from my air conditioned room with the blinds down to my pool wearing 8 pairs of sunglasses.
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No need to rub your elite fitness and recovery skills in our faces mate
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... WON v CIW

Rich (BB code): 
                       CIW
mezaire                     Grand Uncle Horace       Kangaroos4eva
Lord_Flashheart             harry000                 Spanna_

SweetD                      AngryRanga               Off Tap
DockerDen5215               zackah                   FootyGuy13

croweater 41                Cadsky                   ClarkeM
Dinsdale                    kdavva74                 Tonga Bob

JT_the_Man                  craffles                 jezzajay
Raveneyes                   RelaxMax                 toxic

bomberlegend2007            dogs105                  SSwans2011
Stronzo                     NaturalDisaster          Volbeat
                            WON

WON Foll : ArdentEagle, haydo, Crusty Undies
CIW Foll : Test Tickle, The Half Back, TheInjuryFactory

WON INT : BlueMaster1, BallaratBulldog
CIW INT : Freofalcon, TubbsFarquhar

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
West Coast Wonders: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: <none>

[Round 3], Conditions for this match - MUDDY
 
1 : 0 {C} - The ball is bounced and ArdentEagle gets the tap.
1 : .12 {C} - kdavva74 streaming down the ground.
1 : .18 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Tonga Bob.
1 : .24 {lW} - Spears a kick towards Dinsdale.
1 : .3 {lW} - Spoilt by croweater 41.
1 : .36 {lW} - Quality gather by Dinsdale.
1 : .42 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 and Off Tap jostle for position.
1 : .49 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 takes a pearler.
1 : .55 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.01 - <<< BlueMaster1 is coming on to replace mezaire >>>
1 : 1.13 {rHFF} - With the ball is FootyGuy13.
1 : 1.19 {lFP} - A long looping handpass to Lord_Flashheart.
1 : 1.26 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Lord_Flashheart.
1 : 1.3 {lFP} - A poster! one behind.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 0.1.1
1 : 1.42 {FB} - Grand Uncle Horace looks downfield.
1 : 1.48 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Crusty Undies.
1 : 1.55 {FB} - Handpass to space. ArdentEagle runs onto it.
1 : 2.01 {FB} - Gives the ball to Grand Uncle Horace.
1 : 2.07 {FB} - He handpasses to Crusty Undies.
1 : 2.13 {FB} - Crusty Undies crunched by Test Tickle! Crusty Undies very slow to get up.
1 : 2.19 {rFP} - Spanna_ picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 2.25 {rFP} - Spanna_ steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 2.31 {rFP} - And Spanna_ scores one behind.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 0.2.2
1 : 2.44 {FB} - Grand Uncle Horace with the ball now.
1 : 2.5 {lHBF} - Off Tap takes off on a lead.
1 : 2.54 {lHBF} - But FootyGuy13 is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Now DockerDen5215 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.07 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 3.15 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 3.19 {FF} - harry000 with all the time in the world.
1 : 3.25 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 3.31 {FF} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to harry000.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
1 : 3.44 {FB} - Grand Uncle Horace wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 3.5 {FB} - Handballs over the top to haydo.
1 : 3.57 {FB} - haydo crunched by The Half Back! haydo very slow to get up.
1 : 4.03 {FF} - harry000 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - harry000 opens up the goalface.
1 : 4.13 {FF} - And its straight through the middle.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 1.3.9
1 : 4.19 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : 5.04 {rW} - The ball is now with ArdentEagle.
1 : 5.06 {rW} - Great bump by TheInjuryFactory. ArdentEagle has not moved.
1 : 5.06 {lW} - Dinsdale assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 5.09 {C} - Almost a throw to kdavva74.
1 : 5.1 {lW} - An underground handpass to Dinsdale.
1 : 5.12 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 5.16 {CHF} - Handballs to The Half Back.
1 : 5.2 {rHFF} - He tries to find FootyGuy13 with a chip pass.
1 : 5.26 {rHFF} - Off Tap will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 5.33 {rHBF} - SweetD sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.37 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Crusty Undies. As good as a kick.
1 : 5.45 {rBP} - Crusty Undies bounces the ball.
1 : 5.49 {rBP} - Hands it off to ArdentEagle.
1 : 5.55 {rBP} - Crusty Undies runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 6.02 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to ArdentEagle.
1 : 6.08 {rBP} - Flicks it to Crusty Undies.
1 : 6.15 {rBP} - ArdentEagle runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 6.2 {rBP} - A wild handball - but luckily Crusty Undies was well placed to clean up.
1 : 6.26 {rBP} - ArdentEagle receives his handpass.
1 : 6.33 {CHB} - His kick is towards AngryRanga.
1 : 6.39 {CHB} - AngryRanga marks easily.
1 : 6.45 {CHB} - AngryRanga looks downfield.
1 : 6.51 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Crusty Undies was well placed to clean up.
1 : 6.57 {lW} - A measured kick to ClarkeM.
1 : 7.01 {lW} - He can't hold it.
1 : 7.1 {rW} - Tonga Bob has it.
1 : 7.14 {C} - Gets a handpass away to kdavva74.
1 : 7.2 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 7.26 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 is outmarked by Off Tap.
1 : 7.33 {lHBF} - Now Off Tap has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.39 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to AngryRanga.
1 : 7.45 {CHB} - AngryRanga is tackled beautifully by zackah.
1 : 7.51 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 7.57 {rHFF} - Handpasses to The Half Back.
1 : 8.06 {rHFF} - The Half Back bounces the ball.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Dinsdale.
1 : 8.14 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by FootyGuy13 and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.2 {rHFF} - Poor effort from FootyGuy13 and Off Tap takes the mark.
1 : 8.28 {lHBF} - Off Tap sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 8.32 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 8.38 {rW} - croweater 41 spills the mark.
1 : 8.45 {rW} - croweater 41 through heavy traffic.
1 : 8.51 {rW} - Gives the ball to haydo.
1 : 8.56 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to craffles.
1 : 9.03 {CHF} - RelaxMax claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - craffles threads his way through traffic.
1 : 9.16 {CHF} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
1 : 9.22 {CHB} - The ball is now with RelaxMax.
1 : 9.3 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running Test Tickle.
1 : 9.34 {lW} - He rewards the Dinsdale lead.
1 : 9.38 {lW} - At the back is Dinsdale who will take the mark.
1 : 9.45 {lW} - Now Dinsdale has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.51 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Tonga Bob.
1 : 9.56 {lW} - Dinsdale on the end of this.
1 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 10.09 {rHFF} - Off Tap must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 10.15 {rHBF} - SweetD has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.22 {rBP} - A quick handpass to ArdentEagle.
1 : 10.28 {lHBF} - Pumps it long for Off Tap.
1 : 10.34 {lHBF} - Off Tap misjudges it and it's an easy mark to FootyGuy13.
1 : 10.4 {CHF} - zackah looking for a lead.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 10.52 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for harry000 to aim at.
1 : 10.58 {FF} - harry000 should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
1 : 11.08 {FB} - With the ball is BlueMaster1.
1 : 11.15 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 11.21 {lBP} - Kangaroos4eva can't take it.
1 : 11.27 {rFP} - Spanna_ to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.34 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 11.4 {rFP} - Spanna_ just scrapes it in for a goal.
West Coast Wonders : 0.0.0
Coney Island Warriors : 2.4.16
 
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