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both at the same time would be fantastic, please!Would you like me to be honest or nice?
Good Harps
Hi HARPSichord glad we've found you again.
It's just like I never left.Hi HARPSichord! Welcome back!
We know what you mean.It's just like I never left.
sorry, I didn't realise it was your birthday. I would have given you the day off Sweet posting if I knew earlier.It's just like I never left.
waiting for the week to finish!Good thanks! How are you?
While my right thumb is plastic and the perfect size, I will not stand for you using it as a butt plug.How about your right thumb?
I'm so special that I'm having my 3rd birthday this year!sorry, I didn't realise it was your birthday. I would have given you the day off Sweet posting if I knew earlier.
Happy Birthday, Harps!!!
happy 3rd birthday HARPSichordI'm so special that I'm having my 3rd birthday this year!
Nice, then honest, then nice again.Would you like me to be honest or nice?
We do!If any of those Demons folks I'm sure they would wish you happy birthday as well.
why don't we have both?We do!
Would you prefer the spoken word or interpretive dance?
If any of those Demons folks I'm sure they would wish you happy birthday as well.
On behalf of the Mount Duller Delons we congratulate the one and only HARPSichord on achieving his third birthday this year.I'm so special that I'm having my 3rd birthday this year!
This is why you are not my least favourite Demon!On behalf of the Mount Duller Delons we congratulate the one and only HARPSichord on achieving his third birthday this year.
May he have many more.