Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 2 - The Bing Match Preview - East Side Hawks v Gold City Royals at The Eyrie

[DragoDelph]

AS PROMISED, THE LEAST EFFORT POSSIBLE PREVIEW IS HERE

The East Side Hawks are ready to soar again when they face the Gold City Royals at The Eyrie this weekend. The Hawks are coming off a thrilling victory over the West Side Wolves, while the Royals suffered a crushing defeat against the North Side Knights. The Hawks have a history of rising from the ashes, as they were once known as the Phoenix before changing their name and logo. The Royals, on the other hand, have been struggling to find their golden touch in recent seasons. Will the Hawks continue their winning streak, or will the Royals pull off a surprise upset? Don't miss this exciting match-up between two rival teams!
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Leadership Groups:

Biggie (LG) The Majestic (LG) Tarkyn_24 (LG) por_please_ya © Rankine2Rachele (LG) Callums_Guns ©

GreyCrow (LG) Jhye Clark 13 (LG) krakouers (LG) nahnah (LG) Brenton Davy (LG) Cadsky (Captain) grumbleguts (LG) CakeEater (LG)

HAVE AT IT FOLKS

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[Cadsky]

The Flaming bird chickens have been extinguished

 

[DragoDelph]

Bombers are now the Wolves, and the Dragons are now the Knights.

Everyone going for the name changes this season.

(ngl, the Dragons becoming the Knights is kinda funny)

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Wannabe Conchita Wurtz's

Hi Royals.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

CakeEater

Oh and I suppose hi to everyone that isn’t Cadsky too.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Rest easy Hawks back to back home games this week against the Mozzies




Biggie Itsmyshow MP_ larrikin The Majestic vanders Tarkyn_24
Loonerty jackenny Drunkgoliath Zoops Strigoi
TY24 The Blue Weirdo boncer34 reggie Giant Strides A Bit Dusty Shermy por_please_ya Red mist
Rankine2Rachele Krazy Kris Callums_Guns akkaps​

 

[Callums_Guns]

Footypie32 vs Loonerty this weekend, now that's a match up to look forward too

 

[Tarkyn_24]

boncer34 has only ever recorded 20+ disposals in a match involving the Royals twice; once for them and once against them.

Will this week be the turning point? I ******* hope not.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

This is a match that we're destined to win, I can feel it in my toes

 

[Tarkyn_24]

This is a match that we're destined to win, I can feel it in my toes

Sounds like your shoes might be too tight.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Sounds like your shoes might be too tight.

Impossible. I work in a shoe store, I am a shoe fitting expert.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Impossible. I work in a shoe store, I am a shoe fitting expert.

Bit of a reach to call the local bowling alley a shoe store…

 

[CakeEater]

CakeEater

Oh and I suppose hi to everyone that isn’t Cadsky too.

Hi Mate,

Hope you are well

What prompted the name change back to the Hawks?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hi Mate,

Hope you are well

What prompted the name change back to the Hawks?

I like to think I did

But in reality, common sense!

 

[CakeEater]

I like to think I did

But in reality, common sense!

I mean the Nix was a pretty shite name, almost as bad as Baghdad

 

[Callums_Guns]

boncer34 has only ever recorded 20+ disposals twice in a match involving the Royals; once for them and once against them.

Will this week be the turning point? I ******* hope not.

This week could be it, he's only playing on Brenton Davy should be another BAGLESS FF coming up

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

This is a match that we're destined to win, I can feel it in my toes

That's just your bunions letting you know a storm is coming. We'll be raining fire down on your arses (and whatever body parts remain) this weekend.

 

[Callums_Guns]

This is a match that we're destined to win, I can feel it in my toes

Think you got mixed up with Round.12

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

This week could be it, he's only playing on Brenton Davy should be another BAGLESS FF coming up

Bagged or bagless, it still sucks.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Bit of a reach to call the local bowling alley a shoe store…

But... but.... but!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Think you got mixed up with Round.12

Ah, I was reading my calendar upside down again

 

[Callums_Guns]

Impossible. I work in a shoe store, I am a shoe fitting expert.

No wonder Moz went to the Royals

 

[CakeEater]

Ah, I was reading my calendar upside down again

Ah so your days are numbered?

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

But... but.... but!

You have three butts? That will give us more arse to give a good whooping.

 

[Zevon]

Hello Hawks

Do you guys just post gifs of yourselves blowing fire in the match thread all week?

If not, you already promise to be much more entertaining than our previous opponents