Official Match Thread SEASON 40, ROUND 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Underground Stadium

[Tigerturbulance]

RATS 7TH V OLD BOYS 8TH
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I DID INTERVIEWS WITH ALL THE CAPTAINS FOR THIS LAST HOME AND AWAY SERIES BUT UNFORTUNATLY sportsmaniac89 AND damicky SEEM TO NOT BE TAKING MY CALLS.

So here is the interview with just the Ophidian Old Boys Captain.

Tigerturbulance: How has your team prepared for the rats this week?

Tigerturbulance: We have come off a bye week which we love and currently playing the Demons simultaneously as we play the rats so we don't have time for training, we are just match hardened and ready to go.

Tigerturbulance: What do you see as the Old Boy's biggest strengths coming into this game, and what areas are you focused on improving?

Tigerturbulance: Our new coach Snapes has formulated a kick it to gab213 game plan which has really turned the game around for us, as far as improving we just need to kick the qooty straighter to gab lace out.

Tigerturbulance: Are there any OOB players who have stepped up in practice this week or who you expect to have a big impact on the game?

Tigerturbulance: Wacky Tiger has been very frisky this week, so I am expecting to see some big scoring from him both on and off the field.

Tigerturbulance: Where do you think you can gain an advantage against the rats?

Tigerturbulance: We will beat them in the air and play a clean, skilled game of qooty. We are not afraid to go out in the light and play down the middle, the rats scurrying game of sticking to the sides will fall apart against us. And the biggest advantage of all is they have damicky playing for them.

Tigerturbulance: What does a win in this game mean for your team's season?

Tigerturbulance: Ensures our position in the top 8 and finals glory.

Tigerturbulance: Thanks for your time Tigerturbulance and I look forward to watching you flog the rats this week.

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[Wacky Tiger]

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RATS 7TH V OLD BOYS 8TH
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I DID INTERVIEWS WITH ALL THE CAPTAINS FOR THIS LAST HOME AND AWAY SERIES BUT UNFORTUNATLY sportsmaniac89 AND damicky SEEM TO NOT BE TAKING MY CALLS.

So here is the interview with just the Ophidian Old Boys Captain.

Tigerturbulance: How has your team prepared for the rats this week?

Tigerturbulance: We have come off a bye week which we love and currently playing the Demons simultaneously as we play the rats so we don't have time for training, we are just match hardened and ready to go.

Tigerturbulance: What do you see as the Old Boy's biggest strengths coming into this game, and what areas are you focused on improving?

Tigerturbulance: Our new coach Snapes has formulated a kick it to gab213 game plan which has really turned the game around for us, as far as improving we just need to kick the qooty straighter to gab lace out.

Tigerturbulance: Are there any OOB players who have stepped up in practice this week or who you expect to have a big impact on the game?

Tigerturbulance: Wacky Tiger has been very frisky this week, so I am expecting to see some big scoring from him both on and off the field.

Tigerturbulance: Where do you think you can gain an advantage against the rats?

Tigerturbulance: We will beat them in the air and play a clean, skilled game of qooty. We are not afraid to go out in the light and play down the middle, the rats scurrying game of sticking to the sides will fall apart against us. And the biggest advantage of all is they have damicky playing for them.

Tigerturbulance: What does a win in this game mean for your team's season?

Tigerturbulance: Ensures our position in the top 8 and finals glory.

Tigerturbulance: Thanks for your time Tigerturbulance and I look forward to watching you flog the rats this week.

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[philreich]

Will we see damicky before Thursday this time?

 

[jackster83]

Hi Old Boys!

In honour of the R15 bye on Saturday, us Rats won't be training or doing any press conferences.

 

[philreich]

Hi Old Boys!

In honour of the R15 bye on Saturday, us Rats won't be training or doing any press conferences.

Do you ever train anyway? Bit like asking if you ever wear pants?

 

[jackster83]

Do you ever train anyway? Bit like asking if you ever wear pants?

Only for the team photo day.

Every other day is just spent pantsless at the bar.

 

[SweetD]

I've come back early from my holiday because **** we played like shit last week and I cannot abide another week of that

 

[Pugsley]

Will we see damicky before Thursday this time?

Depends if he has his tablet.

 

[Pugsley]

I've come back early from my holiday because **** we played like shit last week and I cannot abide another week of that

You'll be ok, damicky.

 

[Over The Post]

Has anyone seen damicky?

 

[Over The Post]

I just got a message from Mrs Turbo with this still from Mrs T's Tavern cctv... oh dear

 

[Pugsley]

Do you ever train anyway? Bit like asking if you ever wear pants?

Thats what Fridays are for. In the words of Tom Petty, free balling.

 

[Pugsley]

Has anyone seen damicky?

damicky is looking for himself.

 

[Over The Post]

damicky is looking for himself.

I don't think he found himself in the bottom of that wine bottle.

 

[philreich]

damicky is looking for himself.

I think damicky is working out what he wants to say. Or perhaps someone is typing it for him.

 

[Pugsley]

I think damicky is working out what he wants to say. Or perhaps someone is typing it for him.

Probably eating cheese.

 

[SweetD]

You don't deserve damickey

 

[jackster83]

I think damicky is working out what he wants to say. Or perhaps someone is typing it for him.

 

[Braklet]

Guessing the big cheez hasn't shown up?

 

[Pugsley]

You don't deserve damickey

Leave it Pugsley.

 

[Pugsley]

Guessing the big cheez hasn't shown up?

He is looking for cheese.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Going big first up this week zackah

Swamprats sign: Jazny

 

[TheGoatBaron]

He is looking for cheese.

I ate the cheese in my ham and cheese toastie then

 

[Pugsley]

I ate the cheese in my ham and cheese toastie then

He will have to find other food.

 

[ant555]

I think damicky is working out what he wants to say. Or perhaps someone is typing it for him.

He has the slower version of AI.