Sex’ed up stud single handedly dismantles Port’s season

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Bay needs to get around this half man half amazing spearhead and pay homage to what he has delivered in only four quarters of footy:



1. Kept some stat going where not since 1930 something no afl footballer has never kicked 8 or more goals in a season
2. Kicked a tit tickling 10 goals straight with only 10 kicks
3. Kicked more points than 5 other AFL teams for the round....farkin LOL
4. Kicked Port out of the 8 and took a big fat sideshow bob s**t on their 2019 finals (lol) chances

Where is the bays respect?

 

[GuzzLG]

5. More flops than Michael Walters

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

5. More flops than Michael Walters

You’re referring to port supporter’s finals hopes.

Good call.

 

[Haduken]

dude he plays for Norf...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Where was he last week, on holiday?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Poor title choice. Should be something like:
Totally Rooted weird looking vegan single handed it to port

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Poor title choice. Should be something like:
Totally Rooted weird looking vegan single handed it to port

Man doesn’t eat meat but monsters your defense.

The AFL’s grubby hands are all over this. No doubt they imposed this restriction on the great man to even the playing field.

Piss off AFL.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

No ones kicked 8 or more goals in a season since 1930?? Wtf is this s**t??

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Not bad for a bird.

 

[Dinsdale]

No ones kicked 8 or more goals in a season since 1930?? Wtf is this s**t??

he meant "in a game" ?? anyhow, he's wiped from his memory that time Buddy kicked 13 against Norf...

 

[NetworkNerd]

No ones kicked 8 or more goals in a season since 1930?? Wtf is this s**t??

In no season since 1930 has a player not managed 8 or more goals in a game.

 

[Laphroaig]

Bay needs to get around this half man half amazing spearhead

You're half right, halfwit.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No ones kicked 8 or more goals in a season since 1930?? Wtf is this s**t??

he meant "in a game" ?? anyhow, he's wiped from his memory that time Buddy kicked 13 against Norf...

Crows & Hawks fans fail English; film at 11

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

No ones kicked 8 or more goals in a season since 1930?? Wtf is this s**t??

In no season since 1930 has a player not managed 8 or more goals in a game.

Thanks for clearing that up and paying homage to the great Ben Brown.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

You're half right, halfwit.

No sir you must pay homage.

The man kicked 10 goals straight.

10...GOALS....STRAIGHT.

 

[Laphroaig]

No sir you must pay homage.

The man kicked 10 goals straight.

10...GOALS....STRAIGHT.

I don't see why we need to be concerned with his alleged sexual preference.

 

[charcoalchicken]

He plays for norf therefore he is irrelevant and no one gives a s**t

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

He plays for norf therefore he is irrelevant and no one gives a s**t

Thats a lie.

Big Ben can get a girl pregnant 70m off the mark.

Everyone cares.

 

[DaveEgoat]

My concern with Ben Brown, much like James Sicily, is that his face isn’t receiving the regular amount of punching that it clearly needs and deserves.

And he’s a downhill skier of the highest order

 

[William Wonka]

Big Ben can get a girl pregnant 70m off the mark.

I wasn't even aware he had a sister.