SFA pets

[PMBangers]

My dogs got more gifts than all the people in the house combined

 

[VainGlorious]

My dogs got more gifts than all the people in the house combined

That’s exactly how it should be!

Now I iz tired after the massacre, so I’ll pinch one of the bean bags for extra comfort.

 

[Proper Gander]

Merry Christmas to all our furry friends out there.

May you be blessed with a sh*t tonne of treats, gifts, mlems, bleps, scritches, scrotches and long, extended butt-drags along the family rug.

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I’ve already annihilated two squeaky pigs, may they rest in pieces, and I’m in the process of making this fluffy boggle eyed monstrosity my b*tch after I dragged its bloodied corpse off to my lair.

This was taken just before the carnage ensued:

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Be safe friends,

Zeus

Happy Christmas to you Zeus

Just having a quick nap before going back to chasing the new collection of catnip fuzzy mice

 

[Genghis Tron]

Merry Christmas to all our furry friends out there.

May you be blessed with a sh*t tonne of treats, gifts, mlems, bleps, scritches, scrotches and long, extended butt-drags along the family rug.

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I’ve already annihilated two squeaky pigs, may they rest in pieces, and I’m in the process of making this fluffy boggle eyed monstrosity my b*tch after I dragged its bloodied corpse off to my lair.

This was taken just before the carnage ensued:

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Be safe friends,

Zeus

Hey Google?

How do you dognap a puppy without their Italian Adonis of an owner discovering?

 

[VainGlorious]

Hey Google?

How do you dognap a puppy without their Italian Adonis of an owner discovering?

Ensure the owner is dead, Genghis.

 

[Proper Gander]

This thread just went down a sinister cul-de-sac

 

[Genghis Tron]

Ensure the owner is dead, Genghis.

That'd be like trying to find reverse in a Russian tank.

 

[VainGlorious]

That'd be like trying to find reverse in a Russian tank.

How ironic, my niece calls Zeus Tank, which was going to be his name prior to the thunderstorm and lightning show that was on display when we picked him up.

Action shot of the two of them enjoying Christmas Day.

 

[Genghis Tron]

How ironic, my niece calls Zeus Tank, which was going to be his name prior to the thunderstorm and lightning show that was on display when we picked him up.

Action shot of the two of them enjoying Christmas Day.

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Your niece is looking at you like you owe her money. Zeus looks like he's a couple beers deep.

 

[VainGlorious]

Your niece is looking at you like you owe her money. Zeus looks like he's a couple beers deep.

She’s had waaaaaaaaaay too much sugar, and I’ve taught her well in the art of collecting things owed, so she is well on her way to a long and fruitful career of debt collection in the family business.

Zeus has been playing tug of war and fetch for about 26 hours straight, so I fear he may have made his way into the last shipment and had a decent sniff given his energy levels.

 

[Genghis Tron]

She’s had waaaaaaaaaay too much sugar, and I’ve taught her well in the art of collecting things owed, so she is well on her way to a long and fruitful career of debt collection in the family business.

Zeus has been playing tug of war and fetch for about 26 hours straight, so I fear he may have made his way into the last shipment and had a decent sniff given his energy levels.

I think he was the one who ordered the shipment

 

[VainGlorious]

I think he was the one who ordered the shipment

Like father, like son

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I am just so fond of this Thread.

I come back to it every few weeks. It puts a smile on the dial, a tear in my eye or a bitter sweet sob from my shrivelled heart.

Truly, in the partnerships and love between posters and pets I see the kernel of better days ahead between folks (as well as our beloved 4 footed partners in the strangeness of life).

 

[Genghis Tron]

It's the best thread.

 

[VainGlorious]

I am just so fond of this Thread.

I come back to it every few weeks. It puts a smile on the dial, a tear in my eye or a bitter sweet sob from my shrivelled heart.

Truly, in the partnerships and love between posters and pets I see the kernel of better days ahead between folks (as well as our beloved 4 footed partners in the strangeness of life).

It's the best thread.

If all other threads ceased to exist, this one would provide enough sustenance to last a lifetime.

Happy New Year, from the Warthog and I.

 

[Genghis Tron]

If all other threads ceased to exist, this one would provide enough sustenance to last a lifetime.

Happy New Year, from the Warthog and I.



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Happy New Years Zeusy Boy! May all your puppy dreams come true.

And you too ABV... I guess.

 

[VainGlorious]

Happy New Years Zeusy Boy! May all your puppy dreams come true.

And you too ABV... I guess.

He has everything he could wish for, and then some. I suppose he could do with a few females to take the edge off, as he is rather fond of showing off his lipstick to the girls.

Be safe bud, and if anyone says “new year, new me” to you would you mind punching them in the throat repeatedly? If violence is not your thing, simply shit on their doorstep and leave.

Cheers.

 

[Genghis Tron]

He has everything he could wish for, and then some. I suppose he could do with a few females to take the edge off, as he is rather fond of showing off his lipstick to the girls.

Be safe bud, and if anyone says “new year, new me” to you would you mind punching them in the throat repeatedly? If violence is not your thing, simply sh*t on their doorstep and leave.

Cheers.

Lipstick

There's a few females around here that would love Zeus. They aren't fond of my boys habit for showing intense disinterest in anything.

Yeah I'll get on that boss, but my fists are getting mighty sore from all these hits you send me on. Lot of w***ers needing a shot to the throat lately.

 

[VainGlorious]

Lipstick

L’Oréal:

Dogesdickpink is the colour

Lipstick

There's a few females around here that would love Zeus. They aren't fond of my boys habit for showing intense disinterest in anything.

All the chicks love Zeus, but he shows his hand (lipstick) far too often. Your boy is going down the “treat em mean, keep em keen” route.

I actually bumped into the sweetest little greyhound girl on my travels the other day, Daisy was her name, just adorable.

Yeah I'll get on that boss, but my fists are getting mighty sore from all these hits you send me on. Lot of w***ers needing a shot to the throat lately.

Basically 87% of the human population could do with a neck punch on a weekly basis, it’s a full-time job, and I pay you damn well for your services!

 

[Genghis Tron]

L’Oréal:

Dogesdickpink is the colour

All the chicks love Zeus, but he shows his hand (lipstick) far too often. Your boy is going down the “treat em mean, keep em keen” route.

I actually bumped into the sweetest little greyhound girl on my travels the other day, Daisy was her name, just adorable.

Basically 87% of the human population could do with a neck punch on a weekly basis, it’s a full-time job, and I pay you damn well for your services!

You should shoot a L'Oreal style advertisement with Zeus. I'd buy whatever he's selling.

That's absolutely his style, unfortunately he forgets to be keen himself. I think he is asexual.

I know a lovely little Grey called Daisy. She wasn't white with black spots/splotches was she?

And i appreciate the pay. The photos of Zeus are more valuable than any currency, but I'm going to have to ask for a raise.

 

[VainGlorious]

You should shoot a L'Oreal style advertisement with Zeus. I'd buy whatever he's selling.

We are in discussions with them as we speak.

His demands are hefty, but fair.

A lifetime supply of bull pizzle.

That's absolutely his style, unfortunately he forgets to be keen himself. I think he is asexual.

And he’s perfect just the way he is.

I know a lovely little Grey called Daisy. She wasn't white with black spots/splotches was she?

I reckon we’ve definitely walked past each other before.
Have you ever walked past a bloke and said to yourself “dayum, I could definitely switch sides for that piece of candy”?

That was probably me.

And i appreciate the pay. The photos of Zeus are more valuable than any currency, but I'm going to have to ask for a raise.

A RAISE?! I’ll give you a raise!

 

[Genghis Tron]

Have you ever walked past a bloke and said to yourself “dayum, I could definitely switch sides for that piece of candy”?

Yes and it haunts my dreams.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

“new year, new me”

Oh FFS. Do people really say that? Is it a thing? Sometimes I really do despair.

 

[VainGlorious]

Oh FFS. Do people really say that? Is it a thing? Sometimes I really do despair.

Unfortunately, yes.

Don’t despair my friend, have an action shot of everyone’s favourite Zeus.



He looooooves tug of war, I mean he’s obsessed with it.

 

[VainGlorious]

A picture is worth a thousand words:

Zeus:
Oh, hey, you takin photos again?



Zeus: Great, just great. *exasperated sigh



Zeus:
Dafuq was that?! A moth?



Zeus:
I’ll just fall asleep until he pisses off.