Event SFAEW Season 37: Blue League Finals This Sunday!

[Braklet]

BANG BANG!!

 

[Braklet]

And Brak is back on the winner's list! He's still got one hell of a mountain to climb if he still wants to make the top 3.

I like AnUltimateRessie very much, but winning isn't everything.

It's the only thing.

 

[thewizardmelon]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon executes a forearm to the back against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a snap mare, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a flying forearm against James Colorado.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado kicks TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado punches TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado tries an armdrag takedown, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a spinning headscissors.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws James Colorado out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
TheWizardMelon throws James Colorado into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon tries the Michinoku Driver, but James Colorado blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
James Colorado gets back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon follows him back in.
James Colorado places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado throws Blacky over the top rope.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
James Colorado chops TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
TheWizardMelon kicks James Colorado.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon tries an Aztecan suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a backward kick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon goes for a somersault splash from the second rope, but
James Colorado gets his knees up.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon punches James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon uses a bodyslam on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon performs a snap mare against James Colorado.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a Spanish Fly.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado executes a flying somersault splash against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a snap mare against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado tries a snap suplex, but TheWizardMelon slides down his back.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a running knee strike.
James Colorado tries a dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a Russian legsweep, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado attempts a vertical suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon performs a release dragon suplex against James Colorado.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon whips James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon runs shoulder-first into the corner, but James Colorado moves out of the way.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon executes a hiptoss against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado uses a reverse Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado runs shoulder-first into the corner, but TheWizardMelon lifts his knee.
TheWizardMelon tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado performs a springboard cutter against TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado attempts a running knee strike, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon performs a running front dropkick against James Colorado.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon performs an Aztecan suplex against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes the Michinoku Driver against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a spinning headlock elbowdrop against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon screw, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a backbreaker.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado executes a snap mare against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a Samoan Drop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but TheWizardMelon
counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon hits a German suplex on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon attempts a somersault splash, but James Colorado gets his knees up.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a flying forearm on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries an elbowdrop, but James Colorado rolls out of the way.
James Colorado uses a flying somersault splash on TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado works the crowd.
James Colorado goes for a snap mare, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a spinning headlock elbowdrop on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with the Michinoku Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a spinning headlock elbowdrop.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws Blacky over the top rope.
Blacky is out cold.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
TheWizardMelon uses a running front dropkick on James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
James Colorado executes a Frankensteiner against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado executes a belly-to-belly suplex against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado uses a standing moonsault on TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado goes for a jumping knee strike, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado takes TheWizardMelon down with a snap suplex.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado uses a superkick on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado executes a chop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado hits a backbreaker on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon covers James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
James Colorado attempts a springboard cutter, but TheWizardMelon
counters it with a release German suplex.
TheWizardMelon covers James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a springboard cross body press.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowdrop on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon catches James Colorado in a Texas Cloverleaf.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowdrop on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon suplex, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses a flip piledriver on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado hits an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a Samoan Drop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a shooting star press.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Colorado executes a vertical suplex against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado takes TheWizardMelon down with a back suplex.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado gives the sign for the GrimBuster.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado hits a Burning Hammer on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a superkick.
James Colorado attempts an armdrag takedown, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon screw, but James Colorado counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
James Colorado is being booed out of the building.
James Colorado covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Colorado executes a chop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado attempts a superkick, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:15:26
Sim Rating: **** 1/4

And that's two in a row for Wiz! He's right back in contention.

Blue League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	1​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
PhenomenalV1​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
thewizardmelon​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

0-4 is tough James Colorado but if you play like the furies brand tells us, then this is exactly where you want to be after 4 rounds

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

They lock up.
AnUltimateRessie performs an elbowsmash against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie uses a snap suplex on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie throws Braklet out of the ring.
AnUltimateRessie jumps onto him with an apron moonsault bodyblock.
AnUltimateRessie nails Braklet with a jumping clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Braklet on the concrete floor.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Braklet into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 1.
AnUltimateRessie sets up a table.
AnUltimateRessie sets up Braklet on the table.
AnUltimateRessie tries to drive Braklet through the table with the
An Ultimate Finisher but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet gets back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Braklet tries a flapjack, but AnUltimateRessie counters it with a lariat.
AnUltimateRessie covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie falls out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, AnUltimateRessie reenters the ring.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet attempts a vertical suplex, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie chops Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits Braklet.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie hits a kick to the head on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie executes a lariat against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie hits a lariat on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits a lariat on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a standing moonsault, but Braklet gets his knees up.
Braklet uses a Gory lock faceslam on AnUltimateRessie.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes.
Braklet hits an armdrag takedown on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits a hiptoss on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a kick to the midsection on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes a reverse neckbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes a back suplex against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a shoulderblock.
Braklet executes a chop against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet tries a dropkick, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a fireman's carry into a gutbuster, but Braklet counters it with a DDT.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie performs an enzuigiri against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie performs a Hotshot against Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie executes a chop against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie chops Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie tries a snap suplex, but Braklet counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet tries an enzuigiri, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet performs a superkick against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet goes for a back suplex, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a lariat, but Braklet counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Braklet complains about a slow count.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet tries a dropkick, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet performs a facerake against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a bodyslam against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet goes for a Russian legsweep, but AnUltimateRessie counters it with an elbowsmash.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet uses a chop on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet punches AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
The crowd is vociferously booing Braklet.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie punches Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits Braklet.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet tries a bulldog, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a powerslam, but Braklet counters it with a lariat.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie hits a dropkick on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet performs a DDT against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a chop on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet executes a swinging neckbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet knocks AnUltimateRessie into the ringpost.
Braklet executes a fist to the midsection against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a leg lariat against AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie follows him back in.
Braklet executes a snap mare against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with an enzuigiri.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head tells AnUltimateRessie to respond or he'll stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie nods.
AnUltimateRessie tries to escape the hold.
AnUltimateRessie grabs the ropes after 23 seconds.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with a Russian legsweep.
Braklet executes a chop against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie misses with a shoulderblock.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a shoulderblock.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie catches Braklet in a sleeperhold.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
AnUltimateRessie performs a kick to the head against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie performs a standing moonsault against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet executes an armdrag takedown against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet takes AnUltimateRessie down with a vertical suplex.
Braklet performs a vertical suplex against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Braklet goes outside.
Braklet shoves AnUltimateRessie into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Braklet uses a forearm to the back on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the guardrail.
Braklet executes a jawbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Braklet goes for a leg lariat, but AnUltimateRessie ducks out of the way.
Richard Head counts: 3.
AnUltimateRessie climbs back into the ring.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet and AnUltimateRessie get hit with a double clothesline.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
AnUltimateRessie punches Braklet.
Braklet kicks AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet punches AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with a Gory lock faceslam.
Braklet executes a kneedrop against AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie nails Braklet with a flying cross body press.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
AnUltimateRessie complains about a slow count.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Braklet uses a knee to the back on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits a reverse neckbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits an enzuigiri on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a snap mare on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a fist to the midsection against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie is struggling to reach the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie tries to escape the hold.
AnUltimateRessie summons one last burst of energy.
Richard Head asks AnUltimateRessie if he should stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie shakes his head.
AnUltimateRessie is writhing in pain.
Richard Head tells AnUltimateRessie to respond or he'll stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie nods.
Richard Head checks AnUltimateRessie's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
AnUltimateRessie fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
AnUltimateRessie sends Braklet into the turnbuckle.
AnUltimateRessie charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Braklet lifts his leg.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie is struggling to reach the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
AnUltimateRessie tries to fight the pain.
AnUltimateRessie submits after 13 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:14:11
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

And Brak is back on the winner's list! He's still got one hell of a mountain to climb if he still wants to make the top 3.

Green League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Frothies Mcveigh​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Loonerty​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Tonga Bob​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
tony​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
Braklet​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
TheInjuryFactory​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

Tomorrow night: The full card announcements for The Magnificent 7, with the reveals of Team okeydoke7 and Team Wig Factory!

NICE!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I like AnUltimateRessie very much, but winning isn't everything.

It's the only thing.

I'm a war veteran that has lost an arm and a leg with severe PTSD. you just beat up a war veteran how dare you

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I like AnUltimateRessie very much, but winning isn't everything.

It's the only thing.

spoken like a true OOB Brak

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey PhenomenalV1 on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is devoid of all life and 10 is coming home to a house full of berserkers berserking away, exactly how much mayhem was there?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hey PhenomenalV1 on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is devoid of all life and 10 is coming home to a house full of berserkers berserking away, exactly how much mayhem was there?

Around a 4 this week.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



Saddle up and ride on, partner! It's SFAEW: The Magnificent Seven!



Let's see what's on the card:






Finally we're getting around to the fallout of damicky leaving the Wonders; he's facing DenieD this week in a No Disqualification match!






With a Tag Title showdown rapidly approaching on the horizon, serial_thrilla of the nWo takes on PhenomenalV1 in the Blue League!






Can Loonerty recover from the backstage attack Frothies Mcveigh and the Bang Bang Fur(ie/y) Gang in time for their Green League showdown on Sunday?






Senor M will celebrate his World Championship victory with his manager Millky95!




And in your main event of the week:






It's team Okey vs Team Wig Factory in the Season 37 Magnificent Seven match!

okeydoke7's brought in his Demolition Squad pals Grav, Rodney Dangerfield and Ant Bear, Old ex-Rat pal Harvey Manfrenjensenden, fellow long-term league veteran Mobbs, and SFAEW Rookie Ocha905!

Elton Johns Wig and TheInjuryFactory, on the other hand, seem to have struck a deal with tony's Il Famiglia: Chipmunk, Art Vandelay_, Test Tickle, Dingster and MWPP will line up alongside them on Sunday.




See you then.​

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The writing team has always had it out for me

Who hasn’t… well except me..I seem to be the only person in your corner.

 

[Ocha905]

Watch out geriatrics of SWAEW. There's new blood on the block and I'm not referring to the claret streaming out of your noggin either. I'm here and will crush you like ants. I'll be making it quick too as I've got an appointment with the Governor.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW: The Magnificent Seven!




Kicking us off this week:

It's me vs serial_thrilla in Blue League action!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
serial_thrilla tries a hiptoss, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a backslide.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 performs a DDT against serial_thrilla.
The chants for PhenomenalV1 are deafening.
PhenomenalV1 executes a vertical suplex against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against PhenomenalV1.
Bonz comes to ringside.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla uses a superkick on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
Bonz throws PhenomenalV1 a keyboard, but serial_thrilla intercepts it.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a swinging DDT, but serial_thrilla throws him off.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 gets a figure-four leglock on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 14 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 uses an enzuigiri on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 uses a diving elbowdrop on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 executes a lariat against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but PhenomenalV1
ducks out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 uses a single arm DDT on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 performs a swinging DDT against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 executes the Splash Mountain against serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla performs an inverted atomic drop against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an elbowsmash.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a bodyslam, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla attempts a drop-down uppercut, but PhenomenalV1 ducks out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope.
PhenomenalV1 sees it and knees serial_thrilla in the back.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
The Filth Wizard helps serial_thrilla back onto his feet.
PhenomenalV1 hits a front slam on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 puts serial_thrilla in a figure-four leglock.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 performs a moonsault against serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
serial_thrilla pulls himself back in.
serial_thrilla executes a drop-down uppercut against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes a hiptoss against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla executes a drop-down uppercut against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla punches PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla punches PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla executes a superkick against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a flying dropkick.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla executes a bodyslam against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla uses the Vertebreaker on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a springboard roundhouse kick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
serial_thrilla comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
PhenomenalV1 tries the Liger Bomb, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
PhenomenalV1 hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits PhenomenalV1 in the back with a chair.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla kicks PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla chops PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla kicks PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 puts serial_thrilla in a figure-four leglock.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 uses the Splash Mountain on serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 executes a single arm DDT against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 complains about a slow count.
serial_thrilla uses a knee to the back on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
serial_thrilla puts PhenomenalV1 in a reverse figure-four leglock.
PhenomenalV1 grabs the ropes after being locked up for 14 seconds.
serial_thrilla uses a toss suplex on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
PhenomenalV1 clutches his legs around serial_thrilla's head.
PhenomenalV1 pulls serial_thrilla out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 slides back in under the bottom rope.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
PhenomenalV1 is handed a keyboard.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 performs a bodyslam against serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: 1.
PhenomenalV1 takes serial_thrilla down with a gutwrench suplex.
Chief counts: 2.
Chief counts: 3.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: 4.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla performs a moonsault bodyblock against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: 5.
serial_thrilla climbs back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 follows him back in.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes a side slam against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hangs on to the top rope.
PhenomenalV1 pulls himself back in.
PhenomenalV1 hits a gutwrench suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 performs a Russian legsweep against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a front slam.
PhenomenalV1 hits a spinning headlock elbowdrop on serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner, but PhenomenalV1 lifts his knee.
PhenomenalV1 nails serial_thrilla with a Russian legsweep.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a gutwrench suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla uses a superkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla executes a side slam against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla attempts to place PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses the Vertebreaker on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries a side slam, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an armdrag takedown.
In turn, serial_thrilla counters it with a lariat.
serial_thrilla sets up PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a top-rope Frankensteiner against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a powerslam against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 and serial_thrilla get hit with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 tries a kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla counters it with a legsweep.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla goes for a superkick, but PhenomenalV1 ducks out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
PhenomenalV1 executes a superplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 uses a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 performs a front slam against serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 takes serial_thrilla down with a gutwrench suplex.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla counters it with a dragon screw.
serial_thrilla kicks PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 punches serial_thrilla.
PhenomenalV1 whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a single arm DDT, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla executes a superkick against PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
The Filth Wizard tries to enter the ring, but Bonz holds him back.
Chief counts: One, two, three.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:18:39
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard for not breaking free of Bonz.

pantskyle and brahj come to ringside.

Pantskyle and Brahj try to defuse the situation

PhenomenalV1 and Bonz pose in the ring with their SFAEW World Tag Team Championships.


Well, it seems like Bonz and I will have a lay-up victory if our #1 contenders can barely stand each other...speaking of which, Bonz-Nomenal vs the nWo for the Tag Titles next week!

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
PhenomenalV1​	3​	0​	1​	0​	9​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	2​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
thewizardmelon​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

damicky and DenieD face off in a No DQ match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
DenieD chops Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD hits Damicky.
Damicky kicks DenieD.
DenieD punches Damicky.
Damicky kicks DenieD.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky attempts a back suplex, but DenieD turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD sends Damicky into the turnbuckle.
DenieD charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Damicky lifts his leg.
Damicky sets up DenieD on the turnbuckle.
Damicky executes a belly-to-back superplex against DenieD.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky kicks DenieD.
Damicky hits DenieD.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky punches DenieD.
Damicky catches DenieD in a sleeperhold.
DenieD is struggling to reach the ropes.
DenieD manages to grab the ropes after 8 seconds.
Damicky chops DenieD.
Damicky kicks DenieD.
Damicky kicks DenieD.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on DenieD.
Damicky tries a bodyslam, but DenieD counters it with an elbowsmash.
DenieD performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
DenieD executes a fireman's carry against Damicky.
DenieD performs a facerake against Damicky.
DenieD hits a flying dropkick on Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD hits a DDT on Damicky.
DenieD tries a Russian legsweep, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky puts DenieD in a sleeperhold.
DenieD is valiantly trying to break the hold.
DenieD makes it to the ropes after 16 seconds.
Damicky sends DenieD into the turnbuckle.
Damicky runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but DenieD counters it with a facerake.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a kick.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
Damicky performs a clothesline against DenieD.
Damicky sets up DenieD on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a double underhook superplex on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky hits a back suplex on DenieD.
DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD throws Damicky out of the ring.
DenieD goes outside.
DenieD clears the announcers' table.
DenieD sets up Damicky on the announcers' table.
DenieD executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD throws Damicky back into the ring.
DenieD brings the table into the ring.
Damicky sets up DenieD on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive DenieD through the table with the Cheese's Edge but he blocks it.
DenieD performs a Russian legsweep against Damicky.
Numerous fans are using DenieD as target practice.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD sets up Damicky on the announcers' table.
DenieD executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
DenieD goes for a powerslam, but Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky goes for an abdominal stretch, but DenieD counters it with an elbowsmash.
DenieD whips Damicky into the turnbuckle.
DenieD charges in with the Stinger Splash.
DenieD nails Damicky with a reverse neckbreaker.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on DenieD.
Damicky tries an abdominal stretch, but DenieD counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky hits a back suplex on DenieD.
Damicky tries an armbar submission, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD hits a Russian legsweep on Damicky.
DenieD attempts a kick to the head, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky tries a choke slam, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
DenieD uses a snap mare on Damicky.
DenieD uses a jumping neck snap on Damicky.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Damicky falls out of the ring.
DenieD jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky reenters the ring.
DenieD rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Damicky sets up DenieD on the turnbuckle.
Damicky nails DenieD with a double underhook superplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky whips DenieD into the ropes, but DenieD reverses it.
DenieD tries a faceslam, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky uses a bulldog on DenieD.
Damicky locks DenieD in a sleeperhold.
Blacky checks DenieD's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
DenieD fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.
DenieD hits a powerslam on Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
DenieD performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
DenieD executes a swinging neckbreaker against Damicky.
DenieD attempts a DDT, but Damicky counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
Damicky hits a slap on DenieD.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
DenieD locks Damicky in a sleeperhold.
Damicky manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
DenieD nails Damicky with a DDT.
DenieD attempts a sleeperhold, but Damicky counters it with a jawbreaker.
DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD executes a facerake against Damicky.
DenieD throws Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
DenieD comes back and rocks Damicky with a kick to the midsection.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a clothesline.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits Damicky with a kick.
DenieD tries a dropkick from the second rope, but Damicky counters it with a legsweep.
Damicky executes a back suplex against DenieD.
Damicky executes a back suplex against DenieD.
Damicky nails DenieD with a choke slam.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD executes a swinging neckbreaker against Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD performs an elbowsmash against Damicky.
DenieD hits a Hotshot on Damicky.
DenieD puts Damicky in a sleeperhold.
DenieD lets go after 12 seconds.
DenieD executes the Double Down on Damicky.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
DenieD throws Damicky out of the ring.
DenieD jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
DenieD sets up a table.
DenieD throws Damicky into the guardrail.
DenieD sets up Damicky on the table.
DenieD executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DenieD knocks Damicky into the ringpost.
DenieD uses a superkick on Damicky.
DenieD clears the announcers' table.
DenieD tries a DDT, but Damicky counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky throws DenieD back into the ring.
Damicky uses a bodyslam on DenieD.
Damicky covers DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky gets a sleeperhold on DenieD.
DenieD breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 10 seconds.
DenieD uses a dropkick to the knee on Damicky.
DenieD hits a flying dropkick on Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD attempts a facerake, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Damicky takes DenieD down with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky throws Blacky into the ringpost.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky regains consciousness.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD executes a snap mare against Damicky.
DenieD performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
DenieD executes a ropeburn against Damicky.
DenieD chops Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing DenieD.
DenieD hits Damicky.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD and Damicky get hit with a double clothesline.
DenieD performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
DenieD uses a powerslam on Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
DenieD performs a ropeburn against Damicky.
DenieD uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
DenieD is being booed out of the building.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, DenieD counters it with a spinning headscissors.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
DenieD performs a powerslam against Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD executes the Double Down on Damicky.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
DenieD nails Damicky with a sitdown faceslam.
DenieD nails Damicky with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
DenieD performs a kick to the head against Damicky.
DenieD uses a reverse neckbreaker on Damicky.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits Damicky with a kick.
DenieD uses a ropeburn on Damicky.
DenieD performs an elbowsmash against Damicky.
DenieD performs a superkick against Damicky.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
DenieD goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky whips DenieD into the ropes, but DenieD reverses it.
Damicky misses with a clothesline.
Damicky hits DenieD with an elbow.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but DenieD counters it with a hiptoss.
DenieD uses a fireman's carry on Damicky.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
DenieD tries a snap mare, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits Damicky with a kick.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on DenieD.
Damicky catches DenieD in an abdominal stretch.
DenieD is valiantly trying to break the hold.
DenieD grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Damicky goes for a bodyslam, but DenieD counters it with an elbowsmash.
DenieD executes the Double Down on Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD chops Damicky.
DenieD punches Damicky.
DenieD hits a jumping DDT on Damicky.
DenieD uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damicky.
DenieD whips Damicky into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits Damicky with a kick.
DenieD is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD hits a powerslam on Damicky.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD nails Damicky with a swinging neckbreaker.
DenieD tries a sleeperhold, but Damicky counters it with a jawbreaker.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:18:03
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


Another win for the...Rat saucier, I guess.

Although I do find it interesting that HARPSichord didn't show up to support his tag team partner or actual teammate at ringside...

 

[HARPSichord]

Although I do find it interesting that HARPSichord didn't show up to support his tag team partner or actual teammate at ringside...

Trouble in paradise.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

The Bang Bang Furie Gang's Frothies Mcveigh clashes with a not-quite 100% (thanks to the BBFG) Loonerty in the Green League!​

 

[damicky]

Trouble in paradise.

I know that you wanted to be in my corner tonight

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Callums_Guns attacks Frothies McVeigh before the bell.

Callums_Guns hits Frothies McVeigh in the ankle with a cricket bat.

Callums_Guns throws Frothies McVeigh into the ring.

Chief calls for the opening bell.


They lock up.
Loonerty sends Frothies McVeigh into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty attempts a sleeperhold, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a jawbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh performs a swinging leg hook fireman's carry slam against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a spinning leg lariat, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty tries a dropkick, but Frothies McVeigh steps out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Chemical Imbalance II against Loonerty.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh performs a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Frothies McVeigh a standing ovation.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a roundhouse kick, but Loonerty counters it with a capture suplex.
The crowd is behind Loonerty all the way.
Loonerty covers Frothies McVeigh.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh with a flying bulldog.
Loonerty executes a single-leg takedown against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty attempts to place Frothies McVeigh on the turnbuckle, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Loonerty hits a German suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty tries a bridging pumphandle suplex, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh performs a leg lariat against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh hits a leg lariat on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Frothies McVeigh sets up Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
Frothies McVeigh tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Loonerty counters it with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty catches Frothies McVeigh in a surfboard.
Frothies McVeigh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Frothies McVeigh is inching his way towards the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh tries to fight the pain.
Frothies McVeigh reaches the ropes after holding out for 45 seconds.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Frothies McVeigh with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty hits a bodyslam on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Frothies McVeigh with an elbow.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spin kick on Loonerty.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh punches Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh chops Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh chops Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh executes a pumphandle half nelson driver against Loonerty.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh uses a roundhouse kick on Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh hits a legdrop on Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spin kick, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty uses a backbreaker on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty covers Frothies McVeigh.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty complains about a slow count.
Loonerty hits a single-leg takedown on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh with a bulldog.
Loonerty covers Frothies McVeigh.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty gets a sleeperhold on Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Frothies McVeigh gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Loonerty puts Frothies McVeigh in an armbar submission.
Frothies McVeigh tries to escape the hold.
Loonerty lets go after 20 seconds.
Loonerty whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh tries a running Frankensteiner, but Loonerty counters it with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Frothies McVeigh.
Chief asks Frothies McVeigh if he's had enough.
Frothies McVeigh shakes his head.
Chief checks Frothies McVeigh's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Frothies McVeigh fights his way out of the hold after 20 seconds.
Frothies McVeigh attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh uses a jumping knee strike on Loonerty.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a dropkick, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty takes Frothies McVeigh down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Loonerty executes a bulldog against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty locks Frothies McVeigh in a cross armbreaker.
Frothies McVeigh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh manages to grab the ropes after 18 seconds.
Loonerty puts Frothies McVeigh in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
Frothies McVeigh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh inches his way towards the ropes after 30 seconds.
Loonerty performs a monkey flip against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty goes for a bulldog, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a back suplex.
In turn, Loonerty counters it with a cross-body block.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty tries a bulldog, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a back suplex.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning headscissors on Loonerty.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits Loonerty with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but Loonerty counters it with a legsweep.
Loonerty uses a DDT on Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh with a flying clothesline.
Loonerty catches Frothies McVeigh in an armbar submission.
Frothies McVeigh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty hits a headbutt on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty takes Frothies McVeigh down with a DDT.
Loonerty locks Frothies McVeigh in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
Frothies McVeigh reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Loonerty executes a monkey flip against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Frothies McVeigh.
Chief tells Frothies McVeigh to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Frothies McVeigh nods.
Chief asks Frothies McVeigh if he's had enough.
Frothies McVeigh shakes his head.
Chief asks Frothies McVeigh if he should stop the fight.
Frothies McVeigh shakes his head.
Frothies McVeigh tries to escape the hold.
Frothies McVeigh summons one last burst of energy.
Chief tells Frothies McVeigh to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Frothies McVeigh nods.
Chief asks Frothies McVeigh if he's had enough.
Frothies McVeigh shakes his head.
Chief tells Frothies McVeigh to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Frothies McVeigh nods.
Chief tells Frothies McVeigh to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Frothies McVeigh nods.
Chief checks Frothies McVeigh's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Frothies McVeigh fights his way out of the hold after 56 seconds.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That bonz is a big old strongman.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning leg lariat against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh performs a chop against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh takes Loonerty down with an armdrag takedown.
Frothies McVeigh whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh tries a dropkick to the knee, but Loonerty
steps out of the way.
Loonerty is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle against
Frothies McVeigh.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Loonerty uses a European uppercut on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty tries a surfboard, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh performs a vertical suplex against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Frothies McVeigh with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty performs a European uppercut against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty locks Frothies McVeigh in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
Frothies McVeigh reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Loonerty gets a surfboard on Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a German suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty executes a backbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty uses a flying clothesline on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty takes Frothies McVeigh down with a tiger suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty executes a vertical suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty punches Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty punches Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty throws Frothies McVeigh out of the ring.
Loonerty goes through the ropes.
Loonerty tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Chief counts: 1.
Frothies McVeigh executes an elbowsmash against Loonerty.
Chief counts: 2.
Frothies McVeigh throws Loonerty into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh runs Loonerty into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning headscissors on Loonerty.
Chief counts: 3.
Frothies McVeigh shoves Loonerty into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 4.
Frothies McVeigh sets up a table.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning leg lariat on Loonerty.
Chief counts: 5.
Frothies McVeigh executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Loonerty.
Chief counts: 6.
Frothies McVeigh throws Loonerty into the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh throws Loonerty back into the ring.
Frothies McVeigh performs a spinning leg lariat against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh performs a running Frankensteiner against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh tries a dropkick, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh reaches the ropes after 15 seconds.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh with a Discus lariat.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty performs a backbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty takes Frothies McVeigh down with a dragon suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Loonerty executes a monkey flip against Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty hits an atomic drop on Frothies McVeigh.
Loonerty tries a Discus lariat, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a crucifix
.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh nails Loonerty with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the head on Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh tries an armdrag takedown, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty attempts to place Frothies McVeigh on the turnbuckle, but
Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty executes a flying clothesline against Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Frothies McVeigh springs to his feet.
Frothies McVeigh takes Loonerty down with a swinging leg hook fireman's carry slam.
Frothies McVeigh performs a Russian legsweep against Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh tries a snap mare, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty takes Frothies McVeigh down with a single-leg takedown.
Loonerty chops Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty punches Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh chops Loonerty.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Loonerty kicks Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Frothies McVeigh punches Loonerty.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh hits Loonerty with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh uses a double foot stomp on Loonerty.

One Minute Remains.

Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Loonerty.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Frothies McVeigh a standing ovation.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh gets a half Boston on Loonerty.
Loonerty breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Loonerty tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a go-behind.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Loonerty.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr...The bell rings.
The time limit has expired.
Frothies McVeigh complains about a slow count.

Loonerty and Frothies Mcveigh fought to a time limit draw in 0:20:00.
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Frothies McVeigh yells at Chief after the bell.

Chief shakes his head and admonishes Frothies McVeigh.

Frothies McVeigh punches Chief.

Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Chief.

Chief is out cold.

Frothies McVeigh gabs a mic.


FMcV: Get down here lads!





Pickitt, James Colorado and NaturalDisaster come to ringside.

Callums_Guns tries to intercept, but NaturalDisaster hits him with his SFAEW Trios Championship belt.

Pickitt and James Colorado grab chairs.

Callums_Guns tries to get in the ring, but NaturalDisaster holds him back.

Pickitt wraps a chair around Loonerty's ankle.

James Colorado readies himself to hit it with the other chair...





por_please_ya sprints to ringside.

NaturalDisaster tries to intercept her, but Callums_Guns breaks free and hits him with a kick to the back of the head.

por_please_ya and Callums_Guns attack Pickitt and James Colorado.

Frothies McVeigh hits por_please_ya with one of the chairs.

Pickitt and James Colorado nail Callums_Guns with a double backbreaker.

Frothies McVeigh prepares to hit Loonerty's ankle with the chair...





Strigoi sneaks into the ring.

Strigoi hits Frothies McVeigh with a clothesline.

The East Side Hawks and the Bang Bang Furie Gang brawl to the back.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Green League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Frothies Mcveigh​	3​	1​	0​	0​	10​
Loonerty​	3​	1​	0​	0​	10​
Tonga Bob​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
tony​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
Braklet​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
TheInjuryFactory​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Senor M celebrates his SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship victory with a little help from his manager, Millky95!​