Event SFAEW Season 37: Semi-Finals On Now!

[The Filth Wizard]

Filthy, I absolutely adore your "Heel-in-Denial" character work.

I don't get it, I've been nothing but kind. I'm even going to forgive thrilla for trying to turn the nWo on me if I can find him. Last I checked he was right behind me.

 

[serial_thrilla]

The Filth Wizard and his friends:

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard and his friends:

The last two commentaries were literally you turning the nWo against me. I can't believe I still went along with this deal to interfere in the match of your former rival Bono, a man whom I have no issues with at all.

Somebody needs to look here:

 

[U2tigers]

Seeing as this is a Wrestling thread, thought I would ask it here.

WWE - How did Cody Rhodes ever get to be an A Grade star?

Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Seeing as this is a Wrestling thread, thought I would ask it here.

WWE - How did Cody Rhodes ever get to be an A Grade star?

Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO

The same reason guys like Loonerty or ShaunDuggan get to be stars.

The boss likes them more.

 

[U2tigers]

The same reason guys like Loonerty or ShaunDuggan get to be stars.

The boss likes them more.

I much prefer the SFAEW.

After watching RAW just now, 55 minutes of Cody Rhodes, HHH and The Rock on RAW - FFS get the show moving.


At least ShaunDuggan was more exciting.

 

[Loonerty]

Seeing as this is a Wrestling thread, thought I would ask it here.

WWE - How did Cody Rhodes ever get to be an A Grade star?

Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO

He connected with the fans. Not much more to it than that.

 

[Loonerty]

The same reason guys like Loonerty or ShaunDuggan get to be stars.

The boss likes them more.

Sounds like somebody wants a taste

 

[serial_thrilla]

Seeing as this is a Wrestling thread, thought I would ask it here.

WWE - How did Cody Rhodes ever get to be an A Grade star?

Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO

Considering that Phenom based your SFAEW run last season on Cody's story, I would have thought you'd have a little more empathy...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Sounds like somebody wants a taste

Like Quentin Tarantino the only thing I would taste is defeat.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Considering that Phenom based your SFAEW run last season on Cody's story, I would have thought you'd have a little more empathy...

This is what you get when you save a guy from a bomb.

 

[serial_thrilla]

This is what you get when you save a guy from a bomb.

Given the amount of creative licence that has been stolen by Phenom lately, I'm sure he wishes he'd used ShaunDuggan for that spot.

 

[U2tigers]

Considering that Phenom based your SFAEW run last season on Cody's story, I would have thought you'd have a little more empathy...

Never saw the link to be honest.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Never saw the link to be honest.

You said it yourself:

"Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO"

 

[U2tigers]

You said it yourself:

"Wrestling has nothing on what it used to if he is the best the business has anymore. So B Grade IMO"

Fair call.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Wednesday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Midweek Madness!



Kicking us off tonight:





tony takes on Callums_Guns in the Green League!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns uses a dropkick on tony.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns performs a handspring enzuigiri against tony.
Callums_Guns attempts a swinging elbowsmash, but tony ducks out of the way.
tony performs a forearm to the back against Callums_Guns.
tony performs a forearm to the back against Callums_Guns.
tony attempts a release German suplex, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits tony with a kick.
Callums_Guns nails tony with a flip DDT.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns hits an enzuigiri on tony.
Callums_Guns covers tony.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns throws tony out of the ring.
Callums_Guns jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop.
Callums_Guns throws tony back into the ring.
Callums_Guns executes a running Frankensteiner against tony.
Callums_Guns executes a basement dropkick against tony.
Callums_Guns hits a jumping front kick on tony.
Callums_Guns performs a shooting star press against tony.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns attempts a running front dropkick, but tony steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
tony uses a power bomb on Callums_Guns.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
tony nails Callums_Guns with an enzuilariato.
The crowd is vociferously booing tony.
tony tries a cross-face submission, but Callums_Guns counters it with a facerake.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard forearm smash on tony.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns uses a springboard cutter on tony.
Callums_Guns goes for the Robinson Special, but tony moves out of the way.
tony works the crowd.
tony is being booed out of the building.
tony hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
tony uses a forearm to the back on Callums_Guns.
tony hits an enzuilariato on Callums_Guns.
tony catches Callums_Guns in a cross-face submission.
Callums_Guns gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
tony works the crowd.
tony hits an Exploder suplex on Callums_Guns.
tony uses a release German suplex on Callums_Guns.
tony executes a forearm to the back against Callums_Guns.
tony performs a hiptoss against Callums_Guns.
tony whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
tony hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
tony executes an elbowdrop against Callums_Guns.
tony performs an open-handed chop against Callums_Guns.
tony runs into the ropes.
tony nails Callums_Guns with a short lariat.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
tony executes a release German suplex against Callums_Guns.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
tony hits a vertical suplex on Callums_Guns.
tony tries a bodyslam, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns uses a spinning mule kick on tony.
Callums_Guns sends tony into the turnbuckle.
Callums_Guns charges into the corner.
Callums_Guns nails tony with a springboard forearm smash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Callums_Guns executes a springboard forearm smash against tony.
Callums_Guns performs a swinging elbowsmash against tony.
Callums_Guns performs a chop against tony.
Callums_Guns goes for a running front dropkick, but tony steps out of the way.
tony executes the Mob Hit on Callums_Guns.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is tony. Time of match: 0:06:04
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

A fast start by CG, but tony notches up yet another win!

Green League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
tony​	5​	0​	1​	0​	15​
Loonerty​	4​	1​	0​	0​	13​
Frothies Mcveigh​	3​	1​	1​	0​	10​
Tonga Bob​	3​	0​	2​	0​	9​
Braklet​	3​	0​	2​	0​	9​
TheInjuryFactory​	2​	0​	3​	0​	6​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	5​	0​	0​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	6​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:






This week, Headless does a little favour for me and steps up to Mrs Turbo's Bar Room Brawl Hardcore Championship Challenge!​

 

[Gralin]

I just hope everyone has fun

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Headless and Mrs Turbo start brawling in the back of the bar room.
Headless goes for the Decapitator, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a duck-down move.
Mrs Turbo is handed the Admin's Desk.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Desk.
Mrs Turbo is being booed out of the building.
Mrs Turbo is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on Headless.
Mrs Turbo rams him into Admin's Desk.
They're brawling inside the pokies lounge.
Mrs Turbo throws Headless into a pokie machine.
Mrs Turbo whips Headless into a pokie machine.
They're brawling back into the bar room.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Desk.
Mrs Turbo whips Headless into the Desk.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
They're brawling in the pokies lounge.
They're brawling in the pokies lounge.
Headless throws Mrs Turbo into a pokie machine.
Headless executes an elbowsmash against Mrs Turbo.
Headless covers Mrs Turbo.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Headless throws Mrs Turbo out of the pokies lounge.
They're brawling back into the bar room.
They're brawling up the front of house area.
They're brawling back into the bar room.
Headless throws Mrs Turbo over the bar.
Headless tries a superkick, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
They're brawling behind the bar.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Mrs Turbo executes a forearm to the back against Headless.
Mrs Turbo throws Headless into the bar.
Mrs Turbo is handed a frying pan.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the frying pan.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Mrs Turbo performs a slap against Headless.
Mrs Turbo covers Headless.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Headless performs a knee to the back against Mrs Turbo.
Headless whips Mrs Turbo into the bar.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Headless throws Mrs Turbo over the bar.
Headless runs Mrs Turbo into the cash register.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
Headless throws Mrs Turbo over the bar.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Headless whips Mrs Turbo into the bar.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Headless tries a Russian legsweep, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo is handed a Chain.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Chain.
Mrs Turbo is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling back into the bar room.
Mrs Turbo tries a back suplex, but Headless flips over.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
Mrs Turbo nails Headless with a release German suplex.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Chain.
Tigerturbulance comes from behind and distracts Headless.
Mrs Turbo throws Headless into the bar.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
Mrs Turbo throws Headless over the bar.
TigerTurbulance comes from behind, but Headless nails TigerTurbulance.
Mrs Turbo is handed a frying pan.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the frying pan.
Mrs Turbo hits him with a frying pan.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Mrs Turbo takes a swing at Headless with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Headless snatches the frying pan from her.
Headless takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the frying pan, but she gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo snatches the frying pan from him.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the frying pan.
Mrs Turbo chokes him with a frying pan.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
Headless locks Mrs Turbo in a sleeperhold.
Mrs Turbo is close to escaping the hold.
Headless lets go after 16 seconds.
Headless performs a superkick against Mrs Turbo.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
TigerTurbulance comes from behind, but Headless nails TigerTurbulance.
Mrs Turbo chokes him with a frying pan.
Mrs Turbo whips Headless into the bar.
Mrs Turbo clears a table.
Mrs Turbo sets up Headless on the table.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on Headless onto the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:06:42
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Another controversial win for Mrs T, judging from how the tavern regulars are reacting...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:






Grand Uncle Horace takes on the recently possibly dead-via-explosion serial_thrilla in the Blue League!

However if Thrilla can't make it into the ring in the next few minutes...then Horry wins via forfeit!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

And in your main event of the evening:




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Grand Uncle Horace takes on the recently possibly dead-via-explosion serial_thrilla in the Blue League!

However if Thrilla can't make it into the ring in the next few minutes...then Horry wins via forfeit!​

I'm here!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm here!

Fraud!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Grand Uncle Horace paces around the ring with a microphone in his hand.

The clock ticks over to 9:30 pm.


GUH: It seems that this serial_thrilla ignoramus has failed to seize the day!

My patron, Mr V1, please award this match in my favour immediately.


The crowd boo as Grand Uncle Horace bows to them.





The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.


TFW: Hold your horses Horrie. He may be bombed, burned, bruised and on the edge a little...but serial_thrilla will be in this ring tonight!





serial_thrilla makes his way to ringside.

He's wearing long sleeves and bandages. His face is still a raw red.

He is clearly in no shape to wrestle.


TFW: By the way Thrilla...I sure am a kind man for getting you out of hospital for this match, eh?​

 

[U2tigers]

Nurse Nurse can someone turn the TV on to the SFAEW, there is a match I need to see