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TBF, if they weren't footballers most chicks wouldn't give them the time of day.

Swanny summed it up beautifully when Sportsbet let him have the twitter for Brownlow night 2017.

"What would Clayton Oliver be if he wasn't an AFL footballer?"

"A virgin"

Same with Mick Jagger if he wasn’t a singer.
 
Same with Mick Jagger if he wasn’t a singer.

There was a group of women in SA years ago, they could still be around now, something, something, pog hunters I think they called themselves. I was listening to them being interviewed on the ABC on a bye weekend by the Coodabeens I think.

The initiation you had to get through to join the group was to eat a bucket of KFC and drink a slab.

They used to go out in packs and deliberately target footballers, AFL and SANFL. The higher up the food chain the better. Their ultimate goal was to hook up with an AFL player and be his date for the Brownlow.

They even described in extreme cases of drunkedly handcuffing themselves to AFL footballers.
 
There was a group of women in SA years ago, they could still be around now, something, something, pog hunters I think they called themselves. I was listening to them being interviewed on the ABC on a bye weekend by the Coodabeens I think.

The initiation you had to get through to join the group was to eat a bucket of KFC and drink a slab.

They used to go out in packs and deliberately target footballers, AFL and SANFL. The higher up the food chain the better. Their ultimate goal was to hook up with an AFL player and be his date for the Brownlow.

They even described in extreme cases of drunkedly handcuffing themselves to AFL footballers.
Eat a bucket of KFC , drink a slab , hookup with an AFL player , this story you heard on ABC could have been champions .
Mmm oh ok I believe it .
 

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Who is the gold digger in this relationship ?

Not sure, but neither of them can play footy.
 
To be fair to goldigging WAGs, AFL footballers tend to have pretty shallow taste in women. If anything they're a perfect match for each other.
 
Eat a bucket of KFC , drink a slab , hookup with an AFL player , this story you heard on ABC could have been champions .
Mmm oh ok I believe it .

Not a story, a live interview. The group were notorious at the time.

I can't help it if you haven't been around long enough and live in a different country over there.
 

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Must be a very weird time for afl couples between stinging the drugs and setting down with families. The judds seemed to have done it well. Can’t think of too many more?
 
Must be a very weird time for afl couples between stinging the drugs and setting down with families. The judds seemed to have done it well. Can’t think of too many more?
Have you seen what Mrs Judd looks like these days, its a damn horror show, all ribs and horsey face eww!
 

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Former WAGFs of AFL players Ryan Crowley , Andrew Embley and Sam Butler are shallow gold diggers . As soon as your Footy career is over so is your relationship it seems .

I bet it was the one on the rights idea. And while arguably attractive I'd argue their faces look rather male. The one in the centre even has a beard
 

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