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[Zondor]

I don't know about you guys but every time Shinboners posts I get on half a tabby cat. English Muff indeed.

Yeah I know it says English Muffin but we all know that Nigella needs my you know what in her you know what.

 

[sherrinorburley]

Yes there have been a few tributes on BF for the lovely Nigella Lawson.

Nothing but approval from me.

 

[Shinboners]

Getting the Zondor stamp of approval makes me a very happy man.

 

[bellzy]

Getting the Zondor stamp of approval makes me a very happy man.

Darn. Would have been hotter if you were a chick.

Ah well. Win some you lose some.

 

[The Other Dean]

I'm off Nigella. Too snobby by half.

My latest 'MILF with impressive culinary skills' attraction.....the lovely Giada De Laurentiis.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm off Nigella. Too snobby by half.

My latest 'MILF with impressive culinary skills' attraction.....the lovely Giada De Laurentiis.

Pukka.

 

[Shinboners]

My latest 'MILF with impressive culinary skills' attraction.....the lovely Giada De Laurentiis.

It wouldn't matter if she couldn't cook in the first place.

 

[Shinboners]

btw, another tasty TV chef.

Ching-He Huang.

So much nicer to look at than our Kylie*.









*Kylie Kwong, that is

 

[The Other Dean]

btw, another tasty TV chef.

Ching-He Huang.

So much nicer to look at than our Kylie*.

*Kylie Kwong, that is

Yeah, Kylie's no stunner. Remember reading a rumour somewhere that she bats for the other team, too.

Ching-He Huang's form is good though.

Next up.....French-Canadian TV chef, Laura Calder, also goes alright.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Next up.....French-Canadian TV chef, Laura Calder, also goes alright.

She certainly satisfies my Laura Linney fetish.

 

[Zondor]

Yeah well one must not forget The Two Fat Ladies.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Yeah well one must not forget The Two Fat Ladies.

There's something about chicks with glasses...

(Chadwiko currently having a fit).

 

[Shinboners]

There's something about chicks with glasses...

(Chadwiko currently having a fit).

The one on the left died a few years ago. But if you're into necrophilia as well as glasses, you'll be fine.

 

[Shinboners]

Yeah, Kylie's no stunner. Remember reading a rumour somewhere that she bats for the other team, too.

Funny that you say that, because my missus said the same thing based on watching her TV show.

Anyway, I can't believe that Rachel Ray is 40 years old.....her recipes/cookbooks/TV show/cooking is rubbish, but I'd just be happy for her to do the washing up afterwards.

And just for CrazyQ, RR's booty......

 

[see see]

Funny that you say that, because my missus said the same thing based on watching her TV show.

Anyway, I can't believe that Rachel Ray is 40 years old.....

And just for CrazyQ, RR's booty......

Thank goodness that's not Nigella in the same pose. I bet you her bootay would look like a hessian sack filled with cottage cheese.

I'm not a Nigella fan. Margaret Fulton's more my cup of tea.

 

[Rooface]

Nigella definitely has more class.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Thank goodness that's not Nigella in the same pose. I bet you her bootay would look like a hessian sack filled with cottage cheese.

Quite a visual, but I'm wondering how one would be able to identify cottage cheese in a hessian sack from the outside ...

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Nigella is a nice Jewish girl wil a really huge fat arse.

 

[RoyalBlue]

Every time I have watched her show, I find myself continually saying "****, TIE YOUR HAIR BACK NIGELLA, THAT IS OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD!"

 

[LuvtheKangas]

RB, I think you'll find it's not other people's food. Nigella seems to be the only one partaking (and it's showing of late).

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Apparentley her latest Xmas cookbook is magnificently offensive in the way it assumes everyone has a multi million pound mansion in central London complete with restaurant quality kitchen and the ability to have your 'people' nip off to Harrod's at any moment for certain ingredients.

 

[The Other Dean]

Nigella is a nice Jewish girl wil a really huge fat arse.

Ain't nothing kosher about that ass. It's freakin' massive. She may be Jewish, but that booty of hers belongs in a soul food kitchen.

Speaking of which, my estimation of Rachel Ray has dramatically...ummm...risen courtesy of this thread.

This, I would have to say....

.....is rather awesome.

 

[Roos4eva]

This, I would have to say....


.....is rather awesome.

Is rather awesome, but her head looks like it's been photoshopped onto the rest of her body.

The photo at the top of this page makes me want to eat some strawberries, not sure why though.

 

[The Other Dean]

The photo at the top of this page makes me want to eat some strawberries, not sure why though.

Shout-out to the picture of Nigella blowing some Italian, too.

 

[Roos4eva]

Nigella blowing some Italian.

Need lots of energy to do that, so pasta is a good idea.