Something to ponder

[Weaver]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
Beef is made from cows. Cows are made from hay. Hay is a vegetable. Does this make beef a vegetable?

Vegetables are made from fertalizer, fertaziler is made from cows. Does this mean that Vegetables are animals?

This could all get very confusing.

 

[Pessimistic]

Why do sports commentators say "ordinary" and "mediocre" when they mean very poor or less then (ordinary or mediocre)

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Fire
I have a friend who always says Canadia.

Your friend is simply a Simpsons fan.

 

[kuepper]

Originally posted by Weaver
Why do Frankfurts come in packs of 8 but bread roles typically come in packs of 6.

Probably thhe same reason that a weiner like you quotes movie lines as their own.

Shame on you.

 

[FIGJAM]

If cats are the older version of kittens, and dogs the older version of puppys, then why hasn't anyone built me a hovercar yet??

 

[otaku]

Originally posted by FIGJAM
If cats are the older version of kittens, and dogs the older version of puppys, then why hasn't anyone built me a hovercar yet??

gimme US$11M and i will build you a hovercar

 

[Mobbs]

Is "tired old cliche" one?

 

[de_LICA_ish18]

If Milli Vanilla fell in the forest, would someone else scream for them?

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by de_LICA_ish18
If Milli Vanilla fell in the forest, would someone else scream for them?

Yep....Milli Vanilli would do it for ya.

 

[sp-mac]

Originally posted by de_LICA_ish18
If chocolate is made out of cocoa beans, and beans are vegetables. Does that make chocolate a vegetable?

I don't know? That must mean dope is a vegatable?

 

[Uncle Steve]

Given that God in infinite...

... and given that the universe is also infinite ...

... would you like a toasted tea cake?

 

[beckybiglands]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

i was thinking of that while i was making my lunch... i asked my dad and i got a a tale about how when he was younger sliced bread cost more than unsliced bread... it didn't answer my question...

 

[mace007]

Certain popular religions teach both free will and also godly fate. Work that one out.

 

[beckybiglands]

is it ok to drink breakfast juice at lunch time?