Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2025

[Scorpus]

Rumour Summary October 1st

• Adelaide expects a decision from Christian Petracca
  3

  Christian Petracca

  Age

  30

  Ht

  187cm

  Wt

  94kg

  Pos.

  M/F

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  19.4

  5star

  K

  9.5

  4star

  HB

  9.8

  5star

  M

  3.5

  4star

  T

  3.0

  5star

  CL

  2.5

  4star

  D

  24.4

  5star

  K

  10.4

  4star

  HB

  14.0

  5star

  M

  3.5

  3star

  T

  3.6

  4star

  CL

  3.4

  4star

  D

  19.0

  5star

  K

  7.8

  3star

  HB

  11.2

  5star

  M

  3.0

  3star

  T

  3.8

  5star

  CL

  2.0

  4star

  by Saturday, according to a poster (link)
• Christian Petracca's decision between Adelaide and Gold Coast is a 50/50, according to Tom Morris (link)
• Taylor Walker will sign a one-year contract extension, according to Josh Money (link)
• Adelaide have been working on the Petracca trade for months, compared to Gold Coast who have joined the race more recently, according to a poster (link)
• Christian Petracca is meeting with Gold Coast in person (link)

Rumour Summary October 2nd

• Melbourne are open to trading Clayton Oliver
  10

  Clayton Oliver

  Age

  28

  Ht

  189cm

  Wt

  88kg

  Pos.

  Mid

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  27.8

  5star

  K

  9.5

  4star

  HB

  18.4

  5star

  M

  3.2

  3star

  T

  6.3

  5star

  CL

  6.3

  5star

  D

  25.1

  5star

  K

  11.1

  4star

  HB

  14.0

  5star

  M

  3.6

  4star

  T

  5.6

  5star

  CL

  5.9

  5star

  D

  19.2

  5star

  K

  4.6

  2star

  HB

  14.6

  5star

  M

  2.0

  3star

  T

  4.4

  5star

  CL

  3.8

  5star

  , according to Sam Edmund (link)
• Clayton Oliver expects to be told to explore his trade options, according to Tom Morris (link)

 

[1970crow]

Well credentialed and also philandering family

Can any of us genuinely know the person we’d have become if raised in an environment where we had more money and influence than God? I expect I’d be amazing, using all my idle time to help people. More likely I’d be funding daily battalions for myself and remoras.

I would probably re-home every cat and dog and any other animal failed by humans though. I probably wouldn’t rack lines off them, at least probably I wouldn’t.

 

[MrBarry]

It's a pretty scary midfield to build around if they keep Butters and get NWM.

Butters, NWM, JHF, Rozee and Drew. Gives them a solid foundation unfortunately.

They have absolute garbage all around the field. It's not a premiership model.

Look at our record against them over the last few years and their record against other even teams. It doesn't hold up on high pressure games.

 

[FR0GGY]

Just worry whether you used enough nails on your roof. I’ll do the memes son.

Nails

 

[rabidcrow]

Vader is wrong. Unless a player is delisted, they need to serve 8 years at one club to become a free agent. They are then forevermore a free agent when they are out of contract.

Ah Chee is not a free agent.

Correct he is a trade (according to footy wire anyway)

 

[Samcro24]

Rozee playing myth busted

 

[Cromulant]

Rozee playing myth busted

It was Lachie Jones all along

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

It was Lachie Jones all along

Port got lucky...

 

[BunjiMC]

Rozee playing myth busted

See what happens if he kicks a goal....

 

[maxlilly]

At that club the odds are the kid could end up with three surnames....

Yeah, if you are gonna make a rumour up, make it more realistic.

Rozee falling out with all his team mates because he stole JHF's blankey??

Just catching up on this thread, plenty of laughs

But this one is hilarious, nice one Geoff

 

[Samcro24]

See what happens if he kicks a goal....

Good call

 

[maxlilly]

See what happens if he kicks a goal....

I wonder if that is why Boak keeps missing those sitters in front of goal ?

 

[Samcro24]

See what happens if he kicks a goal....

Icy reception in the warm up they say

 

[BunjiMC]

Icy reception in the warm up they say

Where's this coming from?

 

[ams4crows]

Icy reception in the warm up they say

No port player went and helped Rozee up off the ground after a big tackle

 

[Samcro24]

No port player went and helped Rozee up off the ground after a big tackle

Noticed that

 

[Samcro24]

I’ve never wanted someone to lick a foal so badly, it will tell us for sure

 

[Samcro24]

I’m not fixing that auto correct it’s too funny

 

[WheresGroomgone]

Any new info on NAS? At this point i'd take a few clear and obvious lies just to feed my curiosity.

I.e. He was spotted talking to a Crows coach at the Henley Beach Cafe

I spoke to a couple of lads here and they think he will stay at St.Kilda which surprised me as I thought he was 60% Port 30% Crows 10 % Saints

 

[PeterSalt]

I’m not fixing that auto correct it’s too funny

Weirdly .. licking a foal

I won't judge you

 

[Pea Nut]

I’ve never wanted someone to lick a foal so badly, it will tell us for sure

 

[aabp1978]

Say it every week…but I hope Nas is watching this hot garbage…JHF and SPP arent turning this into a top 4 team….

 

[chazwazza]

I’m not fixing that auto correct it’s too funny

What happens in your spare room is of no business of anyone on here

 

[Samcro24]

What happens in your spare room is of no business of anyone on here

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

 

[ams4crows]

Is the other player known in the tall tale... Like who's Mrs is it allegedly?

 

[Samcro24]

Well he licked the foal

They got around him.

But not over the top