Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

[Shupe]

A few years ago on a lovely summer day I was having a swim around in my (now) ex girlfriends pool. I got out because we were going out, so I took my bathers and underwear off, hung them over the railing and proceeded to jump into the shower. About half an hour later, I went outside to grab my underwear so that I can wear them again (they're still good, just had a wash in the pool!). Put them on, pants over the top and head inside to grab the girlfriend and go.

All of a sudden I feel something tickling my dick. It certainly wasn't my girlfriend. Never in my life have I got myself naked so quickly. Underwear on the floor and this big black campaigner just crawls out like nothing had happened. **** that campaigner. He got a boot to the head.

I hate spiders. I make girls kill them before I even dare get close.

 

[Cruyff14]

You're all a bunch of women.

 

[Cruyff14]

I caught this the other day. Cos I'm not a little bitch.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Does anyone else prefer to catch spiders and let them outside rather than kill them. I'd rather not be inhumane. I usually just get a glass, cover the spider and then slide a piece of paper under there and take it outside

 

[Xtreme]

I caught this the other day. Cos I'm not a little bitch.

I catch spiders of a large nature on a regular basis, i just detest how they can appear at the most random of unsuspecting times

 

[Shupe]

Does anyone else prefer to catch spiders and let them outside rather than kill them. I'd rather not be inhumane. I usually just get a glass, cover the spider and then slide a piece of paper under there and take it outside

If I owned a gun, I'd probably shoot them.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Interesting.

Hahahahaahahah yes!! Just yes!!

 

[dales.girl38]

You're all a bunch of women.

I am OK with being called this.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I had a big huntsman last night up near the ceiling of my room, spayed it, it shoots its web, swings (I think by accident) like spiderman like 5 metres to the next wall the little campaigner

 

[Shell]

Kill, kill, kill, always kill. I dont ****ing walk into their homes. They come into my home they can consider themselves dead.

Goes the same with insects as well. **** em.

 

[Shell]

I am OK with being called this.

Me. too.

 

[dales.girl38]

Does anyone else prefer to catch spiders and let them outside rather than kill them. I'd rather not be inhumane. I usually just get a glass, cover the spider and then slide a piece of paper under there and take it outside

No.

 

[Cruyff14]

Kill, kill, kill, always kill. I dont ****ing walk into their homes. They come into my home they can consider themselves dead.

Goes the same with insects as well. **** em.

You've never walked into a spiders web?

I call bullshit!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

No.

and then I drink out of the glass just to dot the i's and cross the t's on my masculinity

 

[Shupe]

You've never walked into a spiders web?

I call bullshit!

I have. I instantly transform into a ninja.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Does anyone else prefer to catch spiders and let them outside rather than kill them. I'd rather not be inhumane. I usually just get a glass, cover the spider and then slide a piece of paper under there and take it outside

Yes, I do sometimes. Little ones I'll let crawl on my hand and then take them out that way. Huntsmen I will sometimes relocate with a glass if they are easy to get to.

 

[ioppolo]

The amount of trouble you all go to to get rid of Spiders. I usually leave them in the house if I see them (unless it's a redback). Never been bitten in my life.

 

[Bosun]

A few years ago on a lovely summer day I was having a swim around in my (now) ex girlfriends pool. I got out because we were going out, so I took my bathers and underwear off, hung them over the railing and proceeded to jump into the shower. About half an hour later, I went outside to grab my underwear so that I can wear them again (they're still good, just had a wash in the pool!). Put them on, pants over the top and head inside to grab the girlfriend and go.

All of a sudden I feel something tickling my dick. It certainly wasn't my girlfriend. Never in my life have I got myself naked so quickly. Underwear on the floor and this big black Syd just crawls out like nothing had happened. **** that Syd. He got a boot to the head.

I hate spiders. I make girls kill them before I even dare get close.

Sounds like the little critter was giving you head.

 

[E92_]

There was a strange one hanging from the garage door earlier, it had a similar shape to a redback but its back was purple/brown, anyone know what it is?

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Does anyone else prefer to catch spiders and let them outside rather than kill them. I'd rather not be inhumane. I usually just get a glass, cover the spider and then slide a piece of paper under there and take it outside

Yep I do exactly this, though I usually try find something a little more rigid than paper for the big bastards.

I find a spider in a glass to be a very effective bargaining tool with the missus also.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Yep I do exactly this, though I usually try find something a little more rigid than paper for the big bastards.

I find a spider in a glass to be a very effective bargaining tool with the missus also.

"Spread your legs luv or I remove the paper"

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

"Spread your legs luv or I remove the paper"

"The panties or the paper. Your call..."

 

[Shell]

My school is getting a python!!!!!!!!!

All the talk of "bird eating spiders" was just a decoy so staff would then think/say 'a python isn't so bad'. Come to think of it... that was a pretty smart thing to do.

Can't waaaaaaait, I wanna help take care of it.

 

[Shell]

"Spread your legs luv or I remove the paper"

And then you eat it?

(the paper... not what is between the legs).

 

[Shupe]

There was a strange one hanging from the garage door earlier, it had a similar shape to a redback but its back was purple/brown, anyone know what it is?

It's a trick question, because the answer is 'dead'. Do I win?

And then you eat it?

(the paper... not what is between the legs).

I prefer to eat what's between the legs.