Spinny's Weekly Spade: Round 9

[spindoctor]

Right, this sh*thouse season has meant the time has come for a bit of spade violence against some incompetent hacks who are playing for our team currently.

I will be selecting ONE player every week to face the big f*cking spade. You are welcome to make your own suggestions.

Spadings will be carried out upon those who show such glorious characteristics as shirking contests, poor disposal, self-interested play, lack of heart and not getting involved.

This week's spading goes to *drumroll*

SCOTT WELSH


This wonderful specimen of a social drunk has been living on reputation since the first 10 rounds of 2002, he thinks he is a lot better than he is and has lost all the elusiveness and marking strength he once had.

Too much hair gel is weighing him down.

Time for a spade or two to straighten him out.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

I thought we had ferret head of the week award...

 

[jmorg1]

Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
I thought we had ferret head of the week award...

I guess we can call it whatever we like, at this rate we'll to need to have a top ten list each week.

 

[macca23]

When Scott first came back to Adelaide, his main interest in life was proving that he was a good AFL footballer.

What a pity that he's now more interested in seeing how many tinnies he can down rather than how many goals he can kick.

Wake up to yourself Scott, before you become another "could have been" on the footy scrap heap.

 

[spindoctor]

Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
I thought we had ferret head of the week award...

Spade violence is more effective than calling someone a 'ferret head'