Stuart Dew is a slow, fat tub of lard

[subaru]

Give me a footballer ahead of a vertical leaping, beep testing, time trial winning athlete any day....plus he is a lovely bloke.

Well done Stewy - inspiration for all those kids that just want to play.

 

[hawks_time]

You mean 2 ton premiership player.

Who knew premiership medals weighed so much?

 

[psychobrown]

Absolutely. That effort when he rolled through the Geelong backline Raiders of the Lost Ark-style like there was a pork pie on the edge of the goalsquare was superb. Surprised he 'fed' the ball to Williams though. He was like a fat kid fighting for the last piece of cake at a birthday party, I haven't seen that kind of desperation from one with burdening girth since Denver the Last Dinosaur outran the comet. Unreal.

 

[MerryHell]

stuart dew says "tub of lard.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

 

[cartman48]

He'll still be big but he'll be fitter next year.... Love the DEW

 

[subaru]

He'll still be big but he'll be fitter next year.... Love the DEW

I'm guessing you have an affinity with Stewy.
Cartman - funny

 

[crazyman27]

Give me a footballer ahead of a vertical leaping, beep testing, time trial winning athlete any day....plus he is a lovely bloke.

Well done Stewy - inspiration for all those kids that just want to play.

Players have to run a 3km time trial just to get around Dewy.

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Strangely he seems more likeable in a Hawks jumper than he ever was in a Port jumper ...

Still reminds me of someone ...

 

[subaru]

Players have to run a 3km time trial just to get around Dewy.

True ...true

 

[tin can sam]

Why didnt he win the Norm Smith? Was it cos he was fat? Or that Hodge is a marquee player? Strange decision.

I'd say it was because Ablett, Sewell, Hodge and Ellis played better games then he did.

 

[Neville Bartos]

I'd say it was because Ablett, Sewell, Hodge and Ellis played better games then he did.

The giant fat f*ck definitely should have won the 3rd Qtr Norm Smith.

Apparently 3rd quarter = Premiership Quarter
Therefore 3rd quarter Norm Smith = Premiership Norm Smith or something.

The advantage of giving Hodge the medal, is he wasn't going to eat it

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

The advantage of giving Hodge the medal, is he wasn't going to eat it

Dew might have mistaken it for a giant gold chocolate coin?

 

[RickMylox]

Why didnt he win the Norm Smith? Was it cos he was fat? Or that Hodge is a marquee player? Strange decision.

They didn't have a big enough ribbon.

 

[Bomberlicious]

They didn't have a big enough ribbon.

They could have stapled it to one of his many chins

 

[oogac]

He'll still be big but he'll be fitter next year.... Love the DEW

Just want to say what a great asset Dewy has been.

From the moment he was first drafted to the hawks, he was behind the eight ball. Well not really. He ate the eight ball and all the other balls and the billiard table as well. But that not the point.

He has proven to be a master stoke of Clarkson in delivering us the Premiership Cup.

 

[Neville Bartos]

Just want to say what a great asset Dewy has been.

From the moment he was first drafted to the hawks, he was behind the eight ball. Well not really. He ate the eight ball and all the other balls and the billiard table as well. But that not the point.

He has proven to be a master stoke of Clarkson in delivering us the Premiership Cup.

He also got 4 large pizzas, 8 garlic breads, 4 bottles of Pepsi and a Sara Lee dessert delivered in the same order

 

[Bomberlicious]

He also got 4 large pizzas, 8 garlic breads, 4 bottles of Pepsi and a Sara Lee dessert delivered in the same order

lol

Gotta love those value meals, you sure get alot for your money these days...

 

[Chism]

The fat Tub is back!!

Last night against the Cats he looked FATTER than ever and that is VERY fat

 

[dave_27]

He's definitely got a bigger veranda over his tool shed than last year if you could believe that for a AFL footballer.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

**** me - who is Hyacinth and who is Richard here?

Whilst we have the Essendon and Carlton fans arguing over 'Keeping up appearances', the undoubted fact is that Stewie Dew is the greatest fatman to play the game and their anger at losing such title is palpable.

 

[Kim Chambers]

Why didnt he win the Norm Smith?

He did. But every time he got up on the podium he kept falling through it. So in the end they just decided to play it safe.

 

[HolyWars]

He did. But every time he got up on the podium he kept falling through it. So in the end they just decided to play it safe.

Bahahaha, gold!

 

[old_clint]

He's definitely got a bigger veranda over his tool shed than last year if you could believe that for a AFL footballer.

And how long is it since he's been able to look the Bishop square in the eye.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

How does he maintain the bulk while training at AFL level? Must take some serious effort, good on him.