stupid things work clients say

[dreampolice]

Nice bomber spirit loved it.
Whilst we are going down the phone call section of this thread, here is a true story.
Call is one Saturday night during winter in Melbourne.
Femal caller - Is xxx there?
- who
- xxxx ?
- no must have wrong number
- oh... i thought he'd be there
- (curious) - why?
- oh he goes to parties and leaves me home alone a lot...
-who is xxx?
- he plays rugby for melbourne storm..he p*sses of a lot and leaves me alone.
- where do you live?
- xxxx very near by, your'e in xx arent you? do you want to come over and party?
-pardon? party??
-yeah you know or i could come to your place?
Now this was interesting, i had a nice young lady wanting to come and party....but the thoughts of a 200 pound rugby footballer getting medieval on my ass dampened any thoughts of a 'party'

- i'd better pass it up, my wife might not like it..
- i have a car, we can meet some where...

-thanks but no thanks you have a good night..

 

[Mr X]

Phone one as well.

I have a very common name. So common, that when I was growing up, there was a guy who lived 500 metres away who had the same name and was the same age.

I went to a private boys school, he went to the local high school.

One night, phone rings, my sister said it is for me.

HER: Hi, how's it going?
ME: Good
HER: So, how did you go at school this afternoon?
ME: Good
HER: So did you get it done?
ME: ummmm, sure.
HER: And everything is OK?
ME: yeah. (now knowing the call was not for me)
HER: So when are you coming around?
ME: I am just going to have a shower and prepare.
HER: Make sure you bring the stuff?
ME: uh yeah, the stuff, sure.
HER: you do have it?
ME: of course
HER: Because we are not doing it if you don't.
ME: Oh I have it, don't you worry.
HER: So who was that chick that answered the phone?
ME: My sister
HER: But you don't have a sister
ME: Yes I do.
HER: Do you go to XYZ school?
ME: No, but I can relay this conversation if you like
HER: <hangs up>

 

[ViperV10]

hahahahaha Classic Mr X

 

[The Shev]

Originally posted by mouldy_bread
The Shev, are you saying that girls don't know anything about football? Or just the ones that work in the AFL stores?

Not girls in general, I know a lot who know and love their football. The chicks that work at the AFL Store where I go to would be better behind a cosmetics counter.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by The Shev
Not girls in general, I know a lot who know and love their football. The chicks that work at the AFL Store where I go to would be better behind a cosmetics counter.

Sounds like Bunnings where no one really knows anything about hardware. As long as there's a sasauge sizzle and someone at the door saying hello, it's fine.

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat
Sounds like Bunnings where no one really knows anything about hardware. As long as there's a sasauge sizzle and someone at the door saying hello, it's fine.

HA HA Bunnings are pathetic, I always have to tell them how things work & what I need.
Once I went to buy a new hose & it was cheaper buying the hose without fittings, because it was on special & then buy all the connecters, the guy said he thought I had bought one too many bits, I had to explain the "extra bit", was actually needed to attach the hose to the tap.

 

[mighty mick]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat
Sounds like Bunnings where no one really knows anything about hardware. As long as there's a sasauge sizzle and someone at the door saying hello, it's fine.

gotta love the sausage sizzles at bunnings, i work next door to one and youll find those damn sausages dumped and squashed in all sorts of places around the store i work in