Swans Board Cricket Thread - Ashes 25/26

[Punts]

This is pretty crazy lol

 

[Mister B]

This is pretty crazy lol

A combo of good line and length, and a bunch of batsmen that are completely clueless when it comes to building an innings. It's actually quite embarrassing that a tiny little bit in the wicket sees teams completely fall apart like this.

 

[Punts]

A combo of good line and length, and a bunch of batsmen that are completely clueless when it comes to building an innings. It's actually quite embarrassing that a tiny little bit in the wicket sees teams completely fall apart like this.

We fell apart to to be fair

 

[Mister B]

We fell apart to to be fair

Oh don't you worry. I was including us in that assessment too.

 

[Mister B]

Once again letting the tail get some cheap runs. Why can't we just run through them for once?

 

[Punts]

Please keep ya wicket head

 

[Punts]

Well done boland hahaha

 

[dosser]

How would you be as a pommie supporter, paying thousands of pounds to come out here to witness your feckless team capitulate in a couple of days when you thought you could one day say "I was there when we win the ashes".
If they weren't poms I'd feel sorry for them.
It wouldn't be so bad except they made all these Trumpian statements like how they 'saved' test cricket with bazball, and how their supporters will think themselves lucky to be alive to witness their team.
Hubris has a way of being a harbinger of a spectacular downfall.

Having said that, the current swans team is probably the best we will see in our lifetime.

 

[Punts]

Marnus averaging 24.5

36 innings without a century

 

[Membling]

Neither teams batters can say they played well.

Neither sides batting line up wants to dig in and play to situation or conditions.

Is mind boggling

 

[Kiama Chris]

Neither teams batters can say they played well.

Neither sides batting line up wants to dig in and play to situation or conditions.

Is mind boggling

The few times we've seen it it's been match turning.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Neither teams batters can say they played well.

Neither sides batting line up wants to dig in and play to situation or conditions.

Is mind boggling

It’s because they’re called “batters” these days, not “batsmen”.

And you can’t bowl a chinaman anymore.

It’s just not cricket.

grumble grumble

 

[bedford]

not when he makes decisions like that. Absolutely idiotic running.

Neser was sitting on his bat

 

[Nool Carpenna]

Another little asterisk for Green... Neser was sitting on his bat

 

[Kiama Chris]

Pitch still doing plenty

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Drop Boland.

You can’t select a bloke as an opening batsman when he fiddles like that outside off.

 

[Mister B]

Yeah, goodbye Weatherald. England a bowler down and you play all around a standard ball from Stokes. **** me dead.

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

And like I said before, Jake is very very average. Time to sort out the openers and invest in the future

And I will keep saying it until he gets dropped. He should not be playing in Sydney - just useless. I called it weeks ago.

 

[bedford]

Another little asterisk for Green... Neser was sitting on his bat

He wasn't backing up , have you ever batted

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

He wasn't backing up , have you ever batted

To be fair green should have run in front of the stumps if he had to run (which he didn’t).

 

[bedford]

To be fair green should have run in front of the stumps if he had to run (which he didn’t).

Very true , but he called it , but Nesser hesitated and i don't think Green could've got back
A total unnecessary run out and sadly Green's technique look better yesterday

 

[Dubai Quacker]

To be fair green should have run in front of the stumps if he had to run (which he didn’t).

Jack Hiscox would have made his ground comfortably.

In fact, would have probably run 3.

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

No p*ss take, I think Green will get at least 50 this innings, he’s due, agree with Bedders he’s looking better

 

[bedford]

No p*ss take, I think Green will get at least 50 this innings, he’s due, agree with Bedders he’s looking better

What about Marcus

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

What about Marcus

Can only hope ! Did that carry ?