Media Sweet Medical Outpatients

[Pugsley]

You’re in the right place! We’ve got loads of experience managing pain and weight with a holistic approach. We can certainly prescribe medications like Qorphine and Qozempic. More importantly, we will follow you up and closely monitor you to prevent any complications like chronic pain, addiction, or disordered eating down the road.

At one with the pug

 

[Test Tickle]

I was wondering why we don't have towel racks in the changerooms

I didn't think we needed them, we're all friends here.

 

[Pugsley]

I didn't think we needed them, we're all friends here.

Yes we are. I love your work mate.

 

[Robertio]

I cannot speak for other clubs but at the Bears I blame Test Tickle

I can speak on behalf of the Royals and i blame Test Tickle as well.

 

[Pugsley]

I can speak on behalf of the Royals and i blame Test Tickle as well.

It's a wrinkly conundrum.

 

[Test Tickle]

I can speak on behalf of the Royals and i blame Test Tickle as well.

No official complaints yet.

 

[Pugsley]

No official complaints yet.

We're gonna be rich on Bingstagram when we release the wrinkle free cream.

 

[BFew]

We're gonna be rich on Bingstagram when we release the wrinkle free cream.

I love it when you use the non-royals wee.

 

[Falconista]

If anyone needs a kidney, I know guy who sells them out the back of his Barina.

 

[Falconista]

Where do I sign up for more Viagra... um I mean performance enhancing supplements?

When did you take up ski jumping?

 

[Pugsley]

I love it when you use the non-royals wee.

Yes the golden throne is something us canines don't use.

 

[Pugsley]

If anyone needs a kidney, I know guy who sells them out the back of his Barina.

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[BFew]

If anyone needs a kidney, I know guy who sells them out the back of his Barina.

I thought he only sold XMas trees (the SFA Tree Doctor). Cadsky

 

[BFew]

I thought he only sold XMas trees (the SFA Tree Doctor). Cadsky

Cadsky Is the rumour true, that you are branching out into some new lines of business?

 

[Cadsky]

Cadsky Is the rumour true, that you are branching out into some new lines of business?

Meth? No

 

[BFew]

Meth? No

So we can't yet rule out

• icecreams
• Naplan answers
• SFA playing cards

 

[krakouers]

Meth? No

God bless thus meth

 

[Braklet]

You’re in the right place! We’ve got loads of experience managing pain and weight with a holistic approach. We can certainly prescribe medications like Qorphine and Qozempic. More importantly, we will follow you up and closely monitor you to prevent any complications like chronic pain, addiction, or disordered eating down the road.

 

[Braklet]

I didn't think we needed them, we're all friends here.

Some more "special" than others...

 

[Braklet]

When did you take up ski jumping?

It didn't last long...

 

[Pugsley]

Meth? No

You can see someone about that lisp. MWPP can refer you to someone.

 

[MWPP]

You can see someone about that lisp. MWPP can refer you to someone.

I can certainly organise a referral to my colleague who is a Speech Pathologist. The waiting list is much shorter than the hospital’s discharge list

 

[spudmaster]

Looking forward to sending por_please_ya here after our matchup this weekend.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Private funding for this outpatient medical service was secured only after a public commercial application was lodged and, predictably, rejected. The subsequent business case for private backing drew upon the finest legal and accounting minds Sweet could assemble.

The case itself was compelling. Records show that the commentary contains repeated references to heavy collisions, dangerous tackles, and players visibly struggling after contact. It features players being “crunched,” “smashed,” “poleaxed,” “laid out flat,” and left “wobbly in the hands of the trainers.” There are even calls to “send for an ambulance” and “call a dentist,” without evidence that any existing service has been able to meet these demands.

Moreover there are specific references to high contact, reportable tackles, trips, ankle taps, dangerous kicks, and assorted slapstick mishaps involving shins, knees, fingers, and faces. Of course this is only the tip of the iceberg as it does not begin to account for the illnesses and injuries sustained during the week, away from the match-day spotlight. Nonetheless, the volume of these incidents alone was sufficient to justify a formal case to Accounts for the establishment of a primary care service.

Oh! So cosmetic enhancements aren’t covered???

 

[Pugsley]

Oh! So cosmetic enhancements aren’t covered???

They have cheesecake in the hospital cafe. You're going to have to fight me for it.