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[Broken]

- ADVERTISMENT -​

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It's no secret that the Roys have been losing players lately. With Fat Pizza, Fatty Lumpkin and Freakie hanging up the boots, pantskyle moving to experience a win and club legends scaling back their interest the Roys are looking thin on the ground.​

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That's where your contribution can help.​

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While primarily a Fitzroy/Brisbane based club the Roys realise the Fitzroy talent pool is thinning. While we would love to see Brisbane fans Bengwatkins Chezzalenko Reborn Karnezis_13 and wmoore (call us guys ) donning the Roys jumper we are, despite common belief, also happy to recruit from other clubs supporters - as a number of the Roys main contributors currently support other clubs.​

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So if you've been thinking about leaving your club, wanting a change or you think the Roys are super awesome then we want to hear from you.​

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What can we offer?​

• State of the art care facility. Meals and activities fully provided.
• Chudshakes
• Tired of chewing? All meals are served pureed.
• Tired of winning? That's not a problem at the Roys
• Don't like pants? We are now PANTS FREE!
• Chudshakes
• Awards night extravaganzas

You've all seen the Roys in action. If you think you'd like to be a part of the Roys and you'd be a good fit for them in Season 17 contact Broken or Reardo. Discussions can be as private or public as you choose.​

 

[PVF]

You've convinced me.

 

[pantskyle]

 

[iBeng]

Not sure you can afford me...

...em droffa nac uoy erus toN

 

[Broken]

Not sure you can afford me...

...em droffa nac uoy erus toN

I think you'll find the Chudshake contract to be more favourable to any Baghdad Dinar laden contract you are likely to receive.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Lieutenant LT Broken on the enlistment campaign.

Very sad to see the Roys bleed players, especially at a time they are unveiling their new timbered ladle.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I prefer superliminal advertising.

Hey, Broken! Join the Swamprats!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm more than happy to get back onto sponge bath duty if that will sway a few people to join. I'm great at giving those hard to reach places a spit shine.

 

[Mobbs]

I'm more than happy to get back onto sponge bath duty if that will sway a few people to join. I'm great at giving those hard to reach places a spit shine.

I have that new car smell.

 

[Reardo]

This thread has the "Burgundy Stamp of Approval".

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Well I'm off to join the navy!

 

[Mooch]

Well I'm off to join the navy!

Uncle Sam called? Actually, he is the black sheep of the family and we don't mention him in polite conversation. You shouldn't listen to him.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Uncle Sam called? Actually, he is the black sheep of the family and we don't mention him in polite conversation. You shouldn't listen to him.

Holy shit thanks for talking me out of it! It was the weird thing I read the thread title and it reminded me of that song by The Party Posse and I got this sudden urge to join the navy.

 

[Mooch]

Holy shit thanks for talking me out of it! It was the weird thing I read the thread title and it reminded me of that song by The Party Posse and I got this sudden urge to join the navy.

I'm here to help.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I'm going to predict that The Filth Wizard will fill in the void left by pantskyle, as a way of saying, "Roys, don't worry, you have the better brother to lead you during tough times."

Also icefreak would need a sibling to consent to any activities outside of the village I would assume? Like excursion notices and whatnot? So TFW will be that guy in absence of pants.

 

[Gentlemen]

I heard The Jet is looking for a club.

 

[Mooch]

I heard The Jet is looking for a club.

You're wicked, and not in a 90s teenager way.

 

[Mobbs]

I'm here to help.

But, are you?

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Broken contact my agent at seasons end. Im open for negotiations

 

[Footypie32]

!Nuf si gnitirw sdrawkcab

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

!Nuf si gnitirw sdrawkcab

! Deedni

 

[Karnezis_13]

I am Chezzalenko Reborn 's agent. He will stay at East Side.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Lies... you are not mein agent Y U do ths kurnizes??

 

[Mobbs]

I am also Chezzalenko's agent. and so is my wife. Come hither.

 

[pantskyle]

Broken contact my agent at seasons end. Im open for negotiations

Go home to where you belong.