Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Yidaki]

What really grinds my gears are the flogs at work that are using all the milk for their cereal forcing us coffee drinkers to go without.
Who the heck eats cereal for lunch anyway???????? (Aside from stoners and the unemployed) and if it happens again today I'm going to "Rim" one particular middle aged woman's bowl when no-ones looking.

Cereal is overrated...so is milk. Cereal for lunch....WTF?

Or worse still (this happens a lot at Aldi) someone is in front of you half way through unloading a full trolley taking up the entire conveyor belt. I'm standing behind them holding 3 items in my hands, they look over their shoulder, see me holding said 3 items, but don't wave me through to go before them and continue unloading their trolley for the next 2-3 minutes. FFS I could have been out the door and half way home by the time they have even finished unloading their groceries. It's not like at Coles/Woolies where the cashier can start scanning and bagging up for you while you're still unloading the shopping trolley.

Lulz...you shop at Aldi.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

I find it amusing when they don't hear you and you go to put the phone down , they are still rabbiting on ,
then you pick it up again knowing they haven't taken a breath and they're still waffling on. My mum (77 and all) just says " I can't understand
a word your saying back at them and hands the phone over to me and lets me deal with it.

Maybe its time to move out...just a thought

 

[Yidaki]

When you specifically go to a quiet zone of your uni to study and two flipping idiots still talk away reasoning that whispering is silent enough.

Dickhead nextdoor neighbour who smokes like a chimney and it filters on through to my house.

Flogs who drive shit cars and put noisy mufflers on them. No, it doesn't sound good; No your not cool; and NO, no one is looking at you.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Maybe its time to move out...just a thought

jane,steff and santa's helper like fridays and saturdays

 

[Les Norton]

All thieves are khunts but theives at work are the biggest khunts.

Last week I went for a run at lunchtime and some campaigner had stolen the belt out of my trousers that were left in the change room at work. I can kinda understand someone flogging my wallet id left it in the pocket but a ******* belt! Who the **** does that!

That's ****ed Chappy. A belt....
Great thread by the way

 

[Probitas_]

When you specifically go to a quiet zone of your uni to study and two ruddy idiots still talk away reasoning that whispering is silent enough.

Also people who type like they are just furious at their keyboard.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

When you put a quaddie on and the first leg runs f**king second.

Conversely ....when you're down to your last few dollars on cup day, and you throw the coin in your pocket onto a mystery bet in the Cup, and it gets up........boooyyyyyyyahh!!!!!

 

[Bombers 2003]

o rus- they can also move in with me if they want to leave home

 

[JimmyDE]

When you specifically go to a quiet zone of your uni to study and two ruddy idiots still talk away reasoning that whispering is silent enough.

Dickhead nextdoor neighbour who smokes like a chimney and it filters on through to my house.

Flogs who drive shit cars and put noisy mufflers on them. No, it doesn't sound good; No your not cool; and NO, no one is looking at you.

I grew up in a house of smokers, the house smelt like smoke all the time, eventually i started smoking because of that, now my house smells like smoke.

People who put noisy mufflers on cars are idiots, what a waste of coin.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Bitches who give you a BJ and then complain about the aftermath


Listen bitch don't start something you can't finish...swallow or GTFO

 

[Bombers 2003]

yidaki and jimmy de
i was a smoker once and know exactly what you both mean

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

yidaki and jimmy de
i was a smoker of blokes more than once and know exactly what you both mean

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Bitches who give you a BJ and then complain about the aftermath


Listen bitch don't start something you can't finish...swallow or GTFO

jane and steff always swallow
steff is very good at EADs

 

[ChappyUK]

Conversely ....when you're down to your last few dollars on cup day, and you throw the coin in your pocket onto a mystery bet in the Cup, and it gets up........boooyyyyyyyahh!!!!!
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**** me! Huge win.

 

[Krujan]

Lulz...you shop at Aldi.

Lulz...you pay more than double for the exact same products with slightly different packaging/brand names at Coles/Woolies.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

**** me! Huge win.

45 gorillas

 

[Brown n Gold]

i hate religious people

how the **** can you seriously believe the bible wtf is wrong with you

This.... God is a silly!!

 

[Bombers 2003]

Fixed it for ya.

Austin Crabbs has far more experience being a bloke smoke than i do
he spends most of his days-accoding to big al- at the cawkery

 

[blaze036]

Bitches who give you a BJ and then complain about the aftermath


Listen bitch don't start something you can't finish...swallow or GTFO

bitchez r dumb lol just make me a sandwhich or stfu

 

[ChappyUK]

That's ****** Chappy. A belt....
Great thread by the way

Cheers Les.

 

[Stiubhart]

Maybe its time to move out...just a thought

My mum is disabled (multiple sclerosis) , I'm a carer.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

My mum is disabled (multiple sclerosis) , I'm a carer.

Thanks for ****ing up my Friday silly

 

[Frankston Rover]

Conversely ....when you're down to your last few dollars on cup day, and you throw the coin in your pocket onto a mystery bet in the Cup, and it gets up........boooyyyyyyyahh!!!!!
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How much did you win?

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Thanks for ******* up my Friday silly

You're such a liar RUS.......you have no conscience

 

[Retired Jimmy]

How much did you win?

Just over $45,000