Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[sikm8]

Open mouth chewer and the use of the word "yous"

 

[zackah]

Mothers on facebook. Your kids are ugly and I don't give a **** they are crying|won't go to bed|won't eat. **** off

 

[Probitas_]

Mothers on facebook. Your kids are ugly and I don't give a **** they are crying|won't go to bed|won't eat. **** off

I turn off notifications from anyone on the second baby photo I see.

 

[Purple Suit]

I turn off notifications from anyone on the second baby photo I see.

Only because you're worried they might look like you.

 

[Probitas_]

Only because you're worried they might look like you.

What can I say? The ladies line up around the block for a guy who spends his Friday nights on a footy forum during the offseason.

 

[bards]

Or they leave the stickers on the peak. WTF is with that?

This, this 1000 times this! Take the friggen brand sticker off your stupid flat peaked hat!

 

[jangofett]

sleeves.

worse than sleeves? people who get sleeves and don't know what they got, then say its 'my tribe'

worse than that? when drink taps dribble out water

worst thing ever? drivers who get in the left lane at the lights, only to accelerate like a formula 1 car to get in front before they hit a parked car. Yes, i am talking about you

words dont do this justice: people that are famous, for being famous

 

[Mick98]

sleeves.

worse than sleeves? people who get sleeves and don't know what they got, then say its 'my tribe'

worse than that? when drink taps dribble out water

worst thing ever? drivers who get in the left lane at the lights, only to accelerate like a formula 1 car to get in front before they hit a parked car. Yes, i am talking about you

words dont do this justice: people that are famous, for being famous

****off jangoflog you're embarrassing yourself,not unlike your coach.




How inspiring

 

[jangofett]

****off jangoflog you're embarrassing yourself,not unlike your coach.




How inspiring

i missed two.

Alex fasolo

achievements to date:

• average footballer, but still manages;
• punchable head
• worst special comments on all award ceremonies
• his own radio show weekly in which he talks about the "fasolo show"
• his own segment on SEN called "fas files"
• celebrating each goal like he won the flag
• not being humble about having nothing to be humble about

the amount of effin friday night games the scum pies get each year
The only good thing your club has ever done is get rid of daisy thomas

 

[Mick98]

i missed two.

Alex fasolo

achievements to date:

• average footballer, but still manages;
• punchable head
• worst special comments on all award ceremonies
• his own radio show weekly in which he talks about the "fasolo show"
• his own segment on SEN called "fas files"
• celebrating each goal like he won the flag
• not being humble about having nothing to be humble about

the amount of effin friday night games the scum pies get each year
The only good thing your club has ever done is get rid of daisy thomas

Lol you're still embarrassing yourself.

You noob idiot

 

[jangofett]

Lol you're still embarrassing yourself.

You noob idiot

oh god, im a noob? may as well bow down.

 

[Mick98]

oh god, im a noob? may as well bow down.

Yep.****off you're out of your depth here minnow.

 

[jangofett]

Yep.****off you're out of your depth here minnow.

Thanks for your insight. Is this what they teach in tassie?

 

[Mick98]

Thanks for your insight. Is this what they teach in tassie?

You're half an hour behind aren't you?


Explains everything.

 

[jangofett]

You're half an hour behind aren't you?


Explains everything.

Good one. Where abouts are you from?

 

[Mick98]

Good one. Where abouts are you from?

Half an hour in front of you

 

[jangofett]

Half an hour in front of you

Haha you are out of your depth

 

[Mick98]

Haha you are out of your depth

No prizes for second ****head

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Female hairdressers who want to share their life story with me whilst charging $38.50 to cut my hair.
Shut your pie hole and let me sit in peace!!!!!!!!!

As long as they accidentally bump their vag mound into my arm once every few minutes, I don't mind so much.

 

[Hawthorn1971]

Swaggots,
People who talk loudly on the train
13-15 year old girls talking about they're "incredibly hard problems"
People who are blatantly wrong and are yet so adamant that they are right.
Bogans who drink on the train.
Swaggots again.
People who say that Bieber and One Direction are good singers
Hippie art students who study something like "neo classical feminism in europe during the year 1998" and expect me to feel sympathy when they can't get a job.
hipsters
lesbians who find guys attractive and yet **** girls who look like guys.
hipster swaggots.
13-15 year olds
People who walk slow and don't stand on the left of an escalator when they are standing still.

Yep....

Our shared kitchen at work is used by around 40 people, so respect is necessary.

I was waiting for a go at the sink, and watched this little Asian chick pour her left over thick noodles down the plug hole (some of which remained coiled around the plug).

So I though, fk this, time to call this one out. "Did you just pour your noodles down the plug hole?"

Looks up at me, all buck toothed and crosseyed, "No I didn't"...

!!!

I blame the parents.

 

[Hawthorn1971]

What really boils my pissh and sets me on edge immediately is Airports.

* Qantas hosties who act like they are doing you a favor by being there (especially the ones who needed the knackers yard in the mid 90's)
* Absolute inconsiderate cundfts who immediately put their seat back its full whack (especially on short flights)
* People who take forever to get their shite together with the security scanners
* Groups walking 5 abreast aimlessly as they are waiting for flights
* Douchbags who put their suitcases next to them on escalators so you can't get past (and get all huffy when asked to move their ****y bag)
* Parents who let their snotty brats run free on the airbridge when everyone is trying to GTFO the plane

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Retired Jimmy]

As long as they accidentally bump their vag mound into my arm once every few minutes, I don't mind so much.

It's incredible how many of them are willing to do it too

 

[KardiniaPark]

My mum is disabled (multiple sclerosis) , I'm a carer.

Wow... don't you feel like a campaigner now RIOLIUSTAR

 

[Purple Suit]

It's incredible how many of them are willing to do it too

Thrush is a big problem.

 

[oogac]

Why do people type in a "Tell its like its Friday" Thread and its ****ing Saturday?