Meltdown Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...with TiF (& The Filth Wizard!!)

[TheInjuryFactory]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's time to bring a bit of personality back into media.

Time to put the persona, back into personality.

In the tradition of OG Testy media mixed with a little bit of TiFmedia's very own 'Surprise Packet', I'm kicking off a series of rapid-fire interviews to get to know the current denizens of Sweet a little better.

So...

Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...and I'll be sure to blab it to the rest of the league via this snazzy little media piece!




A big thank you to the following guests...

Episode 1: Test Tickle
Episode 2: Mobbs
Episode 3: Tonga Bob
Episode 4: AnUltimateRessie
Episode 5: Falconista
Episode 6: Wosh
Episode 7: philreich
Episode 8: James Colorado
Episode 9: tony
Episode 10: Robertio
Episode 11: Gralin
Episode 12: Tigerturbulance
Episode 13: PhenomenalV1
Episode 14: Headless
Episode 15: MWPP
Episode 16: Jabba73
Episode 17: FootyGuy13
Episode 18: The Filth Wizard​

 

[ClarkeM]

Snails have four noses

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 1 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Test Tickle!

Test Tickle
Las Vegas Bears
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Hot Chili Squid or Nori Seaweed

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
JoshWoodenSpoon

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper?
LOL I can't remember, I'd have to research that one.

Weirdest thing you’ve ever put on your face?
A moustache, they don't suit me at all.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why? AceAndy coz he is forever dropping the soap in the showers.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
SSSSSS LOL

Worst meal you’ve ever had, and where was it?
Lambs fry yuk, my mother used to make me eat it as punishment, scarred me for life.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Match threads come up on Wednesday nights, no earlier.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
A sweet soft Peach.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
Probably more about the type of people involved in the game, not just nerds, but all different type of people from all demographics, like me, I'm a Truckie.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field?
These days I'm happy to sit in a Back Pocket, beside my mentor and idol JoshWoodenSpoon, somewhere out of the way and from where I can watch my teammates go to work and when they stuff that up I can yell abuse at them.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Tigerturbulance by the length of the Flemington straight.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose?
Yellow, not sure why but it's just not as salty as the others.

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
That I drink Beer and play Qooty, mostly at the same time.

Fill in the blank - JoshWoodenSpoon is __________
...the most ordinary full back I have ever played with, only time he moves out of the square is when the siren sounds.

Well, I did NOT know that Test Tickle!! (I knew some of it!)


- TiF​

 

[grumbleguts]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in our entire solar system.
Birthdays are the healthiest thing you can have. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in our entire solar system.
Birthdays are the healthiest thing you can have. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

A fact and a joke. I feel spoilt!

 

[jackster83]

The more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

You've been hanging around philreich too much.

 

[jackster83]

Episode 1 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Test Tickle!

Test Tickle
Las Vegas Bears
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip? Hot Chili Squid or Nori Seaweed

- TiF​

Good that you got the most important question out of the way first.

 

[grumbleguts]

You've been hanging around philreich too much.

I think you'll find I've been doing this a LOT longer than Philreich

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 2 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Mobbs!

Mobbs
Roys FFC

​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Salt & Vinegar.

Pick one - Team Kournikova, Team Grendel or Koalas?
Titans FFC (need Team Kournikova)

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
Possibly Reardo, or maybe Broken. Tough one for me to think back 17ish seasons!

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Myself, as I like to watch.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Club? Defoes the Gumbies, but it's awesome that it's weird.

What never fails to make you laugh?
Whenever a sim closes out the final quarter while the ball's still sailing toward goal.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change? OH wait, it can't be Injuries and Suspensions though! (yahtzee!)
Move matchplay to a 3 frame chatroom, with commentary in one panel (scrolling vertical ticker), a couple of rotating stats screens in a second, and live chatbox in the third.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
A stone with the remains of the fruit unrecognisable because its rotted off due to age.

Choose one - okeydoke7, Tarkyn_24 or The Filth Wizard?
I'll pick The Filth Wizard as I can't tell the difference between okeydoke7 and Tarkyn_24

What is your favourite bit of commentary in the sim?
"Hard work pays off for {player}" because I stole it from Monster Truck Madness.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Farrand or Reardo.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Skin colour so I can get away with it.

Fill in the blank - TedDougChris always told me, ____________
"You take that back!"

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
Dyson, the Roys mascot.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
An opportunity for purpose in an otherwise purposeless existence.

Well, I did NOT know that Mobbs!! (I knew a little I confess)


- TiF​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good that you got the most important question out of the way first.

I mean, we need to know if they're a total f**king lunatic that likes Chicken Twisties right from the get go I reckon.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Snails have four noses

I did not know that!

 

[jackster83]

I think you'll find I've been doing this a LOT longer than Philreich

He didn't give you any acknowledgement in his book though.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

He didn't give you any acknowledgement in his book though.

 

[grumbleguts]

He didn't give you any acknowledgement in his book though.

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No, but I got paid $1000 a night to do it.

 

[Falconista]

Snails have four noses

That somewhat helps to explain Hydatina Physis' habit of sniffing the laundry in the Gumbies changerooms.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

That somewhat helps to explain Hydatina Physis' habit of sniffing the laundry in the Gumbies changerooms.

Yeah.... that's why I do it.... mystery solved.

 

[philreich]

I think you'll find I've been doing this a LOT longer than Philreich

Congrats on your 110th birthday.

 

[grumbleguts]

Congrats on your 110th birthday.

It's eleventieth thank you.

 

[Braklet]

It's eleventieth thank you.

Bilbo!

 

[Cactus_]

I bet you didn’t know that this is what I actually look like IRL

Say hi to your succulents for me ~

 

[thewizardmelon]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's time to bring a bit of personality back into media.

Time to put the persona, back into personality.

In the tradition of OG Testy media mixed with a little bit of TiFmedia's very own 'Surprise Packet', I'm kicking off a series of rapid-fire interviews to get to know the current denizens of Sweet a little better.

So...

Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...and I'll be sure to blab it to the rest of the league via this snazzy little media piece!




A big thank you to the following guests...

Episode 1: Test Tickle
Episode 2: Mobbs​

Jellyfish I mean

Spoiler

[redacted SFA player: Classified]

have no brains

 

[Cactus_]

Jellyfish I mean

Spoiler

[redacted SFA player: Classified]

have no brains

Spoiler

Melons

have no brains ~

 

[croweater 41]

The word swims upside down is still swims

If you have two arms you have more arms than average.

 

[Wosh]

The word swims upside down is still swims

If you have two arms you have more arms than average.

I think I just broke my mac turning it upside down.

 

[cats_09]

The word swims upside down is still swims

If you have two arms you have more arms than average.

I'd be worried if 2 arms was less than average