template for a Marriage Contract

[Blinkers]

Printed this out and tried to get the missus to sign it last night. Haven't had any luck yet but will keep trying.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

 

[Groove]

Thats horrible.

 

[Vandal]

What a jerk, couldnt imagine any women putting up with that.

 

[MSG77]

While I give the guy no credit for being a complete and total psychopath, I do give him credit for being thorough. Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, I read the "Lube Clause". I think that was my favorite part, that part made me LOL.

 

[Muffo]

Lol.

 

[Squeak]

I found it quite amusing. Shameful but hilarious.

 

[nicky]

funny stuff blinkers, you must have a sensational family

 

[Katthawk]

It's all yours ... oh at least be inventive .... you lot are so far off having somthing stuck in you throats

Canned already.