Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Shithead? wtf

Surely some of those names aren't real

I mean I call my 16 year old son shithead quite regularly but I didn't put it on his birth certificate

 

[The_Reaper]

Anyone who names their child Shithead should be charged with child abuse and have their child removed to fostercare.

They obviously don't give a **** about their kid

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

What's wrong with naming your kid like Sarah or Michael? People try so hard to be unique these days they condemn their kids to a lifetime of bullying.

 

[BotsMaster]

Cousin of mine just had a baby boy called Parker. Not sure if it's a good name or not.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Cousin of mine just had a baby boy called Parker. Not sure if it's a good name or not.

It's a surname, but it's not the first time someone's gotten a last name for a first.

 

[BotsMaster]

It's a surname, but it's not the first time someone's gotten a last name for a first.

Middle name is David so I think they got it around the wrong way.

 

[Quivorir]

I have three first names.

 

[Gough]

Middle name is David so I think they got it around the wrong way.

Good solid name there mate, hard to see you going wrong with a moniker like that.

I have three first names.

Apply to the MCC immediately, three first names pushes you right up the list.

 

[BotsMaster]

Good solid name there mate, hard to see you going wrong with a moniker like that.

Lemme guess that's your name?

 

[Borry]

My second cousin has just had a baby according to her facebook.
Welcome to the world............



Olerah



I wonder if she knows that mother of Nadasha.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

What's the bet she gets called Cholera? Horrific.

 

[Borry]

Any relation of former Australian sportsman Johnny Raper?

LMAO at Raper as a surname. Should call his daughter Ivonna

"St George, they won 11 premierships with one Raper. Imagine how many Canterbury will win."
Darren Lockyer in 2004 in the midst of Bulldogs rape allegations.
Bulldogs won the title that year too.

 

[Spongebob]

How the heck would you even pronounce #38 on that list?

Sometimes I wonder what drugs parents are on when they're picking out a name for their kid; and if they're not on any, maybe they should be.

It's pronounced counter-phonetically as John Smith.

 

[Borry]

Was walking to the Freo line from the Mandurah line on the way to the footy on Saturday afternoon.

A little girl runs away from her mother and her mother says "Shenayka you're going to get lost'.

Don't know how it is spelt but that was how it sounded, it would be pretty close to this spelling judging by the physical and mental appearance of the mother.

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Calypso.

 

[Quivorir]

Terrible song too.

 

[Gough]

I like me some reggae.

 

[EdgeOfReason]

lol. It's the name of one of the people selected in the Australian Swimming Team for the Commonwealth Youth Games.

 

[Flash of power]

Jaeleasha

 

[Moonwatcher]

My mate called his daughter Morgan. Still think of it as a boys name IMO

Morgan will always simply be the scariest dog I have ever seen (Rottweiler). Not a name for humans at all, apologies to any Morgan's out there.

 

[Morganashlee]

Morgan will always simply be the scariest dog I have ever seen (Rottweiler). Not a name for humans at all, apologies to any Morgan's out there.

Apology not accepted

 

[Moonwatcher]

Apology not accepted

I was 5 when I met this dog, it cannot be undone.

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Stevyn.
Quayne.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Stevyn.
Quayne.

Jadeveon, Barkevious, Quantre'le and LeKeisha to add.

 

[wally funk]

Quane, like Kane/Cain? Bloody hell.