The All-Encompassing Footy Thread

[Itsmyshow]

If you and your significant other want to have a son who winds up being an AFL footballer, pencil the 14th of August in as a special night. It's 9 months before today's date, the 14th of May, which is the birthday of Gary Ablett Jnr., Lynden Dunn, Darren Glass and Brent Harvey.

But my progeny could become Lynden Dunn

 

[Eth]

But my progeny could become Lynden Dunn

He could grow (and dye) a cool moustache...

 

[DemonJim]

He could grow (and dye) a cool moustache...

So if he doesn't turn into a good footballer he could always enter the pr0n industry!

 

[Itsmyshow]

So if he doesn't turn into a good footballer he could always enter the pr0n industry!

Well I would prefer that he had options to fall back on..

 

[pantskyle]

So if he doesn't turn into a good footballer he could always enter the pr0n industry!

So the reason he came into the world?

 

[Logger]

But my progeny could become Lynden Dunn

There's a 1/4 chance he'll be an ugly, stupid hack at AFL level, and a 3/4 chance he'll be a modern great of the game.

Therefore, try for quadruplets and then put the one who is born with a moustache up for adoption.

 

[Footypie32]

There's a 1/4 chance he'll be an ugly, stupid hack at AFL level, and a 3/4 chance he'll be a modern great of the game.

Therefore, try for quadruplets and then put the one who is born with a moustache up for adoption.

And don't name him Lynden.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Melbourne footballers aren't real AFL players. They're country football hacks pretending to be on the elite level.

Has been for years.

There is no standard. That's obvious now that GC have thumped them.

 

[Logger]

Melbourne footballers aren't real AFL players. They're country football hacks pretending to be on the elite level.

Has been for years.

There is no standard. That's obvious now that GC have thumped them.

Round 1: Gold Coast 13.12 (90) def. St Kilda 10.17 (77)

You make things too easy, Juggs.

 

[DemonJim]

Round 1: Gold Coast 13.12 (90) def. St Kilda 10.17 (77)

You make things too easy, Juggs.

Yeah I was about to say didn't they lose the first game to them.
Way too easy.

 

[Papa Juggs]

60 pts at home is in no way close to 13 points away.

Keep clutching. Poor Melbourne

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Melbourne are already down at the moment... What's the point of kicking them while their down Juggs?

 

[pantskyle]

Melbourne are already down at the moment... What's the point of kicking them while their down Juggs?

For the lulz?

 

[Speck]

DJ you really could have gone without the rapist term. You're better than that. Don't stoop to Malthouse's level.

Juggs was simply asking to get it handed to him though.

 

[DemonJim]

DJ you really could have gone without the rapist term. You're better than that. Don't stoop to Malthouse's level.

Juggs was simply asking to get it handed to him though.

And I did.

 

[Speck]

And I did.

I could report the post, but seeing as Mobbs is the mod for this board and he hates my technological ways of doing things beyond programming in Q-Basic he'd probably just agree with you.

 

[DemonJim]

What exactly is reportable? Insinuating that members of your football club are a bit dodgy with school girls? Or telling him that his team has the most wooden spoons in the land?

 

[beez]

I could report the post, but seeing as Mobbs is the mod for this board and he hates my technological ways of doing things beyond programming in Q-Basic he'd probably just agree with you.

Don't worry, I'll do the dirty work. I was surprised that pantskyle OK'd it, I believe he does think he has a mandate to stop those kind of remarks yet yells idly to the clouds "I can't do anything about it".

 

[Freakie]

Don't worry, I'll do the dirty work. I was surprised that pantskyle OK'd it, I believe he does think he has a mandate to stop those kind of remarks yet yells idly to the clouds "I can't do anything about it".

Your jealousy is apparent..

 

[pantskyle]

Don't worry, I'll do the dirty work. I was surprised that pantskyle OK'd it, I believe he does think he has a mandate to stop those kind of remarks yet yells idly to the clouds "I can't do anything about it".

I said 'oooooooooh'

And now I just came back to see what occurred.

Give me a break I'm on tapa.

 

[beez]

Your jealousy is apparent..

His avatar shits all over mine

 

[Papa Juggs]

It's all in good fun, I was going to back down and admit St Kilda were shit eventually, just let it flow.

Milne taking off and getting done holding the footy was gold. Ending up on his arse made it even better.

 

[Andonis1997]

60 pts at home is in no way close to 13 points away.

Keep clutching. Poor Melbourne

Um, yes, yes it is. They are very close to eachother.

Because both teams didn't get the 4 points, and Gold Coast did.
We haven't played GC yet ^_^

 

[Speck]

What exactly is reportable? Insinuating that members of your football club are a bit dodgy with school girls? Or telling him that his team has the most wooden spoons in the land?

I was only kidding about the report part, although technically calling people rapists without conviction is probably not on the good side. I didn't mean anything by it, the term just irks me, someone said it last year when I was at the footy on the Gold Coast and after six Saints supporters gave them a long hard stare they backed down.

Anyway back to business HAHAHAHA Andonis1997.

 

[Andonis1997]

We're the pride of South Australia Speck.

Remember those words for the end of your next game.