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Ford to re-open car manufacturing plant in Geelong
Great news for the residents of the meth-ridden cesspit that is Geelong – Ford is re-opening their car manufacturing facilities!
Mark Fields, the American CEO of the Ford motor company, couldn’t contain his excitement when making the announcement. “This is a win for the community of Glenelg. We are giving back to the community which we shat all over”
The first car to roll off the production line – the Dangerwood Ute.
The Dangerwood – a 2 wheel drive ute, has a tray large enough to carry 20 passengers. The ute will deliver immaculate performance in the greater Geelong area, but early test models indicate a flakiness when driven further afield.
Pictured: The test model of the Dangerwood Ute. “It quickly ducks through the streets of Geelong like a rubber-necked haemophiliac”.
There are also plans for the Geelong Ford plant to manufacture a modified version of the Ford Focus – the Porkins XL edition. This Focus model comes with a pie warmer in place of the glove box.
The Porkins XL also comes with an optional passenger seat dressed in an Adelaide jumper – for when the road rage gets too much and you want to unleash a little jumper punch to break the tension.
The Baytoota Advocate contemplated travelling to Geelong to get the thoughts of the local residents, but then thought better of it.
Great news for the residents of the meth-ridden cesspit that is Geelong – Ford is re-opening their car manufacturing facilities!
Mark Fields, the American CEO of the Ford motor company, couldn’t contain his excitement when making the announcement. “This is a win for the community of Glenelg. We are giving back to the community which we shat all over”
The first car to roll off the production line – the Dangerwood Ute.
The Dangerwood – a 2 wheel drive ute, has a tray large enough to carry 20 passengers. The ute will deliver immaculate performance in the greater Geelong area, but early test models indicate a flakiness when driven further afield.
Pictured: The test model of the Dangerwood Ute. “It quickly ducks through the streets of Geelong like a rubber-necked haemophiliac”.
There are also plans for the Geelong Ford plant to manufacture a modified version of the Ford Focus – the Porkins XL edition. This Focus model comes with a pie warmer in place of the glove box.
The Porkins XL also comes with an optional passenger seat dressed in an Adelaide jumper – for when the road rage gets too much and you want to unleash a little jumper punch to break the tension.
The Baytoota Advocate contemplated travelling to Geelong to get the thoughts of the local residents, but then thought better of it.