Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the non-gender specific person of Your Desire (Part 8)

[RelaxMax]

Isn't humble brag a misnomer anyway? Sort of like intelligent South Australian.

I think you meant to say subtle, not humble.

Oxymoron you moran

Kryst... get a brian

 

[Duritz]

Yeah she sounds like a keeper big man. Don’t propose to her straight after the first time you have sex. That’d be too forward.

 

[Duritz]

Oxymoron you moran

Kryst... get a brian

Oxymoron true. I would suggest misnomer is also accurate though.

 

[RelaxMax]

Oxymoron true. I would suggest misnomer is also accurate though.

I just wanted to join in

 

[Shell]

Yeah she sounds like a keeper big man. Don’t propose to her straight after the first time you have sex. That’d be too forward.

Nonononononon.

Propose to her in a note.

/andFWIW I thought oxymoron too

 

[Duritz]

Yeah oxymoron probably more accurate

 

[perthblue]

Just helped massively that she basically asked me the questions from in here as she knows I'm nervous/shy. We get on like a house on fire when talking, etc. Basically told me not to be nervous/shy as I know she's easy going and just go for it.

Will give updates as I'm seeing her again this week.

sounds like a nice chick, you've got the green light now, no excuses. do not * it up next time. endow this desert-girl the finest silks in all of Lebanon

 

[RelaxMax]

sounds like a nice chick, you've got the green light now, no excuses. do not **** it up next time. endow this desert-girl the finest silks in all of Lebanon

Yeah you know... make with the romance

Send her a coupla steaks

 

[Duritz]

Yep give her gifts. Women love a pearl necklace.

 

[Morganashlee]

Morganashlee RU_ is ******* it up again

Oh ffs RU_ get your s**t together

 

[Cruyff14]

lol ffs

 

[Shell]

I prefer diamonds.

Just sayin.

 

[Duritz]

Don't be silly. Nothing a woman loves more than a good pearl necklace. He should be showering her with them.

 

[Shell]

Yeah if you're like 90 years old.


Ooooh you mean a different kind of necklace

 

[Richard Cranium]

Many many many years ago when I was share housing with two mates, and was half seeing this girl, one of the mates is asking me lots of questions about the girl. After a while it got a bit much.

“Why all the questions?” I asked, “do you feel the need to live vicariously?”

“No,” he replied, “I think I am just trying to live through you.”

He’s no rocket surgeon, that mate...

No idea why I thought I’d share that.

Yes, this sounds like an absolutely true story that wasn't at all made up after you looked up what the word 'vicariously' actually means...

 

[Duritz]

Yes, this sounds like an absolutely true story that wasn't at all made up after you looked up what the word 'vicariously' actually means...

Why on earth would I lie about the word vicariously... (looks up) another south Australian with an issue with that word!! What was it left out of the west Horsham dictionary along with “incest”?

 

[Richard Cranium]

i mean, you were the only one who made a big deal out of seeing the pretty commonly used word, but sure, crack another south aussie joke to prove your intellectual superiority...

 

[Shell]

Does it really matter.

Its not like he's some dish pig masquerading as a rich lawyer with expensive umbrellas.



There's another cool word. Masquerading.

 

[Big Bryza]

I don't know how to start that kind of thing. Always prefer the girl to lead

She'd 100% be waiting for you to have a crack. Go get em son!

 

[Duritz]

i mean, you were the only one who made a big deal out of seeing the pretty commonly used word, but sure, crack another south aussie joke to prove your intellectual superiority...

I like the word, I’ve always liked it. And I said so, big s**t. Then I had an anecdote about the word. Nek minnit west horshamites are in uproar about it... wtf

 

[Duritz]

Does it really matter.

Its not like he's some dish pig masquerading as a rich lawyer with expensive umbrellas.



There's another cool word. Masquerading.

Oh you said masquerading, sorry. Carry on.

 

[Shell]

 

[Big Bryza]

Same bed, cuddling and that.

She actually just messaged me and asked about this topic, so that sorts this out easily.

Have you tried having sex with her?

 

[Duritz]

Does it really matter.

Its not like he's some dish pig masquerading as a rich lawyer with expensive umbrellas.



There's another cool word. Masquerading.

I miss croweater. Well that’s not actually true but I miss burning the * out of him.

 

[Shell]

I miss croweater. Well that’s not actually true but I miss burning the **** out of him.

We all do D, we all do..