The Boredom Thread

[martyTHOMAS]

No way. He'll look better without the hair; much less girly, I swear



Go to sleep you impotent little jelly

As if, he looks nothing like a girl. His hair is the best

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Yeah the hair is awesome.

We wouldn't have our lil Dale any other way.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

I think someone is really bored then.....
My sister has 3 more letters than me in our full names.....

i have 2 more letters than my brother!

 

[martyTHOMAS]

anyone got any funny jokes?
or good sites that i can cure my boredom on?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Funny is not my forte as you can tell.

But say everyone... have you ever seen a purple golf ball?

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

I've cured many hours of boredom with this.... http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
Well that was before the Boredom thread came alive!

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Funny is not my forte as you can tell.

But say everyone... have you ever seen a purple golf ball?

I have seen pink, but never purple!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I didn't think so...

A little boy had his birthday coming up. His father was incredibly rich, and asked him what he wanted. The little boy said he would like a purple golf ball. His father said "Are you sure son? You can have anything in the world?" But his son assured him he would like a purple golf ball.

So his father went out to a sports shop, but couldn't find a purple golf ball.

He went back to his son, and said he couldn't find one. His son said he really wanted a purple golf ball. So his father searched all of America for a purple golf ball. But he could not find one!

He went back to his son again and said "Pick something else son. I cannot find a purple golf ball. You can have your own rollercoaster, a McDonalds, anything!" But his son said he really wanted a purple golf ball. So the next day the father searched the entire planet for a purple golf ball, but still could not find one.

He explained the situation to his son, and his son said "That's okay dad, I'll get something else." He then went into the bathroom, turned the tap on, and guess what came out?

 

[ssfc0203]

His hair is like an Aussie icon..... well I should be made one anyway....

As if, he looks nothing like a girl. His hair is the best

Yeah the hair is awesome.

We wouldn't have our lil Dale any other way.

He's a wimpy boy, then. Fine now?

His hair holds nothing up to LRT's..so lustrous, so shiny.

I didn't think so...

A little boy had his birthday coming up. His father was incredibly rich, and asked him what he wanted. The little boy said he would like a purple golf ball. His father said "Are you sure son? You can have anything in the world?" But his son assured him he would like a purple golf ball.

So his father went out to a sports shop, but couldn't find a purple golf ball.

He went back to his son, and said he couldn't find one. His son said he really wanted a purple golf ball. So his father searched all of America for a purple golf ball. But he could not find one!

He went back to his son again and said "Pick something else son. I cannot find a purple golf ball. You can have your own rollercoaster, a McDonalds, anything!" But his son said he really wanted a purple golf ball. So the next day the father searched the entire planet for a purple golf ball, but still could not find one.

He explained the situation to his son, and his son said "That's okay dad, I'll get something else." He then went into the bathroom, turned the tap on, and guess what came out?

Well, it has to have a twist, so I'll say jizz.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well, it has to have a twist, so I'll say jizz.

I thought you said you were innocent?

Most people say a purple golf ball, so you just lay into them for being incredibly stupid.

The answer is water.

What else would you expect to come out of a tap?

*Drum noise thingy*

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here until Friday!

Try the veal... it's unreal!

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

I thought you said you were innocent?

Most people say a purple golf ball, so you just lay into them for being incredibly stupid.

The answer is water.

What else would you expect to come out of a tap?

*Drum noise thingy*

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here until Friday!

Try the veal... it's unreal!

LOL!
I was about to post "purple golf ball" butthen thought that there must be some sort of twist to it....

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

LOL!
I was about to post "purple golf ball" butthen thought that there must be some sort of twist to it....

Lol. Well that was a bit silly.

Anyway I'ma go watch some Foxtel. It is finally vacant, so I must pounce before it gets occupied again.

Be back a little later.

Peace y'all!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Haha. MG13. I finally worked out why I feel a connection with your name.

My sisters basketball team, Myra's Girls (MG's). Her number? 13, after the great woman herself.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Haha. MG13. I finally worked out why I feel a connection with your name.

My sisters basketball team, Myra's Girls (MG's). Her number? 13, after the great woman herself.

Ok.....
What a coincidence???

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Nah... just your username's been bugging me for a while.

 

[ssfc0203]

I thought you said you were innocent?

Most people say a purple golf ball, so you just lay into them for being incredibly stupid.

The answer is water.

What else would you expect to come out of a tap?

*Drum noise thingy*

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here until Friday!

Try the veal... it's unreal!

I am innocent..sometimes.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

I'm bored.......

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'm Chris.
15.
Pies supporter

 

[ssfc0203]

I'm Chris.
15.
Pies supporter

Hi Chris, chicken or mince?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hi Chris, chicken or mince?

chicken.

Actually, no, I work in a Coles deli department.

 

[ssfc0203]

Haha, bad joke, but it just had to be made.

I need to get a job, though, seriously.

*Nerf, never coming online when you said you would = soft too. Jelly doesn't quite cut it, does it?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'm still here.

Paul Kelly's my hero.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Haha, bad joke, but it just had to be made.

I need to get a job, though, seriously.

*Nerf, never coming online when you said you would = soft too. Jelly doesn't quite cut it, does it?

I am back.

I was watching Scream 2.

Why, did you miss me?

It's ok, you're only human.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

I hate feet.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Mario Party vs Guitar Hero? Better Party hame?