Certified Legendary Thread The Cricket Thread 2025/26

[greatgatsby]

Reckon Brook is the best natural striker of the ball England has had since David Gower. We will need to get him soon after lunch. Their tail is pretty ordinary.

 

[stax on the mull]

Yeah, Starc wobbled that ball back in a bit but there was a wide open gate from Stokes on that dismissal.

 

[King Huskii]

Brooke as good as he is, is playing like a hero when these are the only two decent batters left

 

[greatgatsby]

It's the way he bats - when he bats until late in the innings, he makes more than half the score.

 

[Nothing]

Big wicket, into the tail.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Strangely poor session of cricket so far? Bowling's been all over the place but England have played some shit shots and missed a couple of half volleys on leg...

This has continued into this session. I cant for the life of me remember the last time we bowled so many poor deliveries (and remarkably Boland being the main culprit) yet somehow, on what looks a pretty good batting wicket, England are now 7 for 160 haha..

 

[BarbieITFC]

Just come out of a tedious two hour meeting. Ummmm….

 

[Nothing]

Just come out of a tedious two hour meeting. Ummmm….



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Reconvene your meeting.

 

[stax on the mull]

C-ya C-arse.

 

[BarbieITFC]

Reconvene your meeting.

It would appear that my movements are not directly linked to England’s batting performance.

I’ve got tickets for Sunday - what’s the refund policy if the game doesn’t last until then.

 

[Nothing]

Love Bazball.

 

[stax on the mull]

Lower order played like England think they've already got enough runs on the board.

 

[King Huskii]

Bazball for the win

Thank you England

 

[ImperialPurple]

WTF Khawaja. Someone ****ed up.

 

[RonnieRaven]

How good is the cricket?
Heaps Good

 

[greatgatsby]

They took Starc for nearly 5 an over. Bazball wins!

 

[BarbieITFC]

My Dad lands at 6pm tonight. Just rehearsing what to say. Something along the lines of:

Me: well for decades the approach in Perth is get on the back foot, trust the bounce, preserve your wicket and punish the odd bad ball.

Him: Yes, not really how we approach test cricket.

Me: Nope. We won the toss, batted and were all out in 32 overs.

Him: ****ing Bazball (he’s not a fan).

 

[Nothing]

My Dad lands at 6pm tonight. Just rehearsing what to say. Something along the lines of:

Me: well for decades the approach in Perth is get on the back foot, trust the bounce, preserve your wicket and punish the odd bad ball.

Him: Yes, not really how we approach test cricket.

Me: Nope. We won the toss, batted and were all out in 32 overs.

Him: ****ing Bazball (he’s not a fan).

It sounds like he is a wise man.

 

[King Huskii]

Does Kwaja have a broken finger

 

[DQ 4EVER]

The nancies are bowling fast

 

[mattis117]

Body line cricket from the poms

 

[stax on the mull]

Does Kwaja have a broken finger

 

[King Huskii]

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Is this correct as he didn't come on after the first wicket?

He had his fingers stapped heavy

 

[mattis117]

He was still ineligible because first wicket fell so quickly I believe. Nothing wrong with him.

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Lol
That was a moral wicket for the nancies