ShlomoGlickstein
Team Captain
..this can be moved to the 'general board if needed.
It used to be The Scum, then the Bummers, and then every interstate team, but now 1001% - I HATE ST.KILDA
1. They promised so much and delivered nothing.
2. The best list the draft could manufacture.
3. The arrogant 'middle-manager'-cum-genius(?) coach, Grant Thomas, a good-ordinary-player in his day, suddenly a 'bigshot' coach handed the best list of the 00s, millionaire-cocke-addict mates with bad facelifts and still couldn't deliver a flag.
4. They still only have one flag
5. Their arrogance when demolishing Carlton at their lowest ebb ever. Even when we used to demolish the Saints in the 80s, we never bragged about it, we just admitted that had problems in their list, and were more concerned with beating Collingwood or Essendon or Hawthorn. Well look who's gonna have the last laugh!
6. The Telstra Dome Boys. Yep St.Kilda can only play decent footy on the Telstra dome, nowhere else. Maybe Butt(er)man and Molly and Warney can picket to have the grand-final played there so they have three ****teenths of a chance of EVER winning a flag.
7. Revolt. Kozi. DelSanta. McGuire - great players, shame that they're all too worried about the best hair-pomade, or what brand of jeans they should be wearing, or negotiating contracts for their next reality TV show. No wonder they get injured all the time. The don't wanna get any split ends do they? Girls.
8. Harvey - shame he'll never get to play in a winning grand final. Maybe Butters can pay for some cryogenic genetic therapy to keep him playing to about the same time Carl Williams gets out of the slammer, since that's when the Aints might win a flag.
9. Ken Sheldon - he used to be my favourite player in 1979/80. I even saw him kick a few against the lowly Aints. I'd like to call him a 'traitor' but he hasn't helped them win a flag so I'll forgive him (and he has a strange looking head).
10. Val Perovic - about the only good thing the Aints have ever done for us.
11. Butters - I hate him. When is gonna die of a cocaine induced heart-attack?
It used to be The Scum, then the Bummers, and then every interstate team, but now 1001% - I HATE ST.KILDA
1. They promised so much and delivered nothing.
2. The best list the draft could manufacture.
3. The arrogant 'middle-manager'-cum-genius(?) coach, Grant Thomas, a good-ordinary-player in his day, suddenly a 'bigshot' coach handed the best list of the 00s, millionaire-cocke-addict mates with bad facelifts and still couldn't deliver a flag.
4. They still only have one flag
5. Their arrogance when demolishing Carlton at their lowest ebb ever. Even when we used to demolish the Saints in the 80s, we never bragged about it, we just admitted that had problems in their list, and were more concerned with beating Collingwood or Essendon or Hawthorn. Well look who's gonna have the last laugh!
6. The Telstra Dome Boys. Yep St.Kilda can only play decent footy on the Telstra dome, nowhere else. Maybe Butt(er)man and Molly and Warney can picket to have the grand-final played there so they have three ****teenths of a chance of EVER winning a flag.
7. Revolt. Kozi. DelSanta. McGuire - great players, shame that they're all too worried about the best hair-pomade, or what brand of jeans they should be wearing, or negotiating contracts for their next reality TV show. No wonder they get injured all the time. The don't wanna get any split ends do they? Girls.
8. Harvey - shame he'll never get to play in a winning grand final. Maybe Butters can pay for some cryogenic genetic therapy to keep him playing to about the same time Carl Williams gets out of the slammer, since that's when the Aints might win a flag.
9. Ken Sheldon - he used to be my favourite player in 1979/80. I even saw him kick a few against the lowly Aints. I'd like to call him a 'traitor' but he hasn't helped them win a flag so I'll forgive him (and he has a strange looking head).
10. Val Perovic - about the only good thing the Aints have ever done for us.
11. Butters - I hate him. When is gonna die of a cocaine induced heart-attack?
