Moo
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For you new guys, Hamster belongs to an aboriginal tribe known as the Honey Nuts. He published a picture of his younger sister is full tribal regalia last year. Pretty amazing. It's at the start of last year's thread-first page or so-if you want to see what a Honey Nut in full tribal ceremonial dress looks like. The thing is, probably as a result of the effect milk has on their tribal ornamentation, the Honey Nuts are lactose super intolerant. This means that not only can their bodies not digest lactose, but they criticize, berate, harass and even attack anyone they see drinking or buying milk, and many Honey Nuts have been convicted of cow murder.
If you sense a certain surprising tension in this league sometimes, just look at the names of general managers whose names start with M and are not the commissioner, to understand the reason why this tension can occur.
Bloody M'ists