Sports The Lazy Thread

[TheFreshBanana]

Post things that you are too lazy to do.

• Too lazy to make my bed.
• When I enter the house, I just kick my shoes off and don't care where they land.
• I leave my laundry in the laundry basket for as long as possible
• If I wear something, but think it's not dirty enough to be in laundry, I leave it on my bed during the day, or at night I pile it up on my bedside table. But then it gets to a point where I can't figure out what's clean and what's dirty, so I just chuck it all on the floor until washing, too lazy to put it all in the laundry basket.
• Sometimes I'm too lazy to put a plastic bag in the rubbish bin in my room, so I just throw rubbish in the actual bin, and then turn it upside down into a plastic bag later.
• In winter, I'll leave my backdoor open so my dog can go in and out of the house, too lazy to open and close the door to figure out when he wants to leave. I'll just cop how cold it gets in the house. I won't do this in Summer though because flies are very annoying.

I'm fast and loose, baby.

 

[perthblue]

is this 'Upset Andy' ?

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[IKnowtheDog]

A truly lazy person doesn't contribute to or create a thread about laziness

 

[TheFreshBanana]

A truly lazy person doesn't contribute to or create a thread about laziness

I am efficient when it matters.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I am efficient when it matters.

Lloyd Williams likes this

 

[Firestarter]

I am efficient when it matters.

That's what she said.

 

[Mofra]

A truly lazy person doesn't contribute to or create a thread about laziness

That's just, like, your opinion man

 

[edgie]

All of the above, except shoes. My shoes are usually dirty, and have a designated spot.

 

[Marklar_33]

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[Marklar_33]

Post things that you are too lazy to do.

• Too lazy to make my bed.
• When I enter the house, I just kick my shoes off and don't care where they land.
• I leave my laundry in the laundry basket for as long as possible
• If I wear something, but think it's not dirty enough to be in laundry, I leave it on my bed during the day, or at night I pile it up on my bedside table. But then it gets to a point where I can't figure out what's clean and what's dirty, so I just chuck it all on the floor until washing, too lazy to put it all in the laundry basket.
• Sometimes I'm too lazy to put a plastic bag in the rubbish bin in my room, so I just throw rubbish in the actual bin, and then turn it upside down into a plastic bag later.
• In winter, I'll leave my backdoor open so my dog can go in and out of the house, too lazy to open and close the door to figure out when he wants to leave. I'll just cop how cold it gets in the house. I won't do this in Summer though because flies are very annoying.

I'm fast and loose, baby.

This

 

[Bomberboyokay]

• In winter, I'll leave my backdoor open so my dog can go in and out of the house, too lazy to open and close the door to figure out when he wants to leave. I'll just cop how cold it gets in the house. I won't do this in Summer though because flies are very annoying.

Too lazy or too cheap to buy a dog door?

 

[Shell]

Too lazy to cook. (I have been derided for my pasta cooking practises in the past on here)

Too lazy to shower. (Just once in a while I will skip a day in winter ((never in summer)) no i dont smell, i use shower in a can in these instances)

 

[perthblue]

is this 'Upset Andy' ?

just on this, searching #fastandloose or #upsetandy on twitter yields the occasional pearler.

saw a good one which is something i do as well: "never chuck away old batteries, just let them pile up, never know when you'll need 3 seconds of power #fastandloose"

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Too lazy or too cheap to buy a dog door?

Haven't you heard of a dog taking after its owner!! It's lazy too!

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Post things that you are too lazy to do.

• Too lazy to make my bed.
• When I enter the house, I just kick my shoes off and don't care where they land.
• I leave my laundry in the laundry basket for as long as possible
• If I wear something, but think it's not dirty enough to be in laundry, I leave it on my bed during the day, or at night I pile it up on my bedside table. But then it gets to a point where I can't figure out what's clean and what's dirty, so I just chuck it all on the floor until washing, too lazy to put it all in the laundry basket.
• Sometimes I'm too lazy to put a plastic bag in the rubbish bin in my room, so I just throw rubbish in the actual bin, and then turn it upside down into a plastic bag later.
• In winter, I'll leave my backdoor open so my dog can go in and out of the house, too lazy to open and close the door to figure out when he wants to leave. I'll just cop how cold it gets in the house. I won't do this in Summer though because flies are very annoying.

I'm fast and loose, baby.

^

 

[ioppolo]

Too lazy to get my licence

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Too lazy or too cheap to buy a dog door?

We have sliding glass doors so don't think thats a viable option.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Too lazy to get my licence

Yeah I haven't got my licence either.

Could also out this in "Being Cheap Thread" as I don't want to pay for the lessons.

 

[Shell]

Good one less Asian driver on the road.






/runs.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Good one less Asian driver on the road.






/runs.

Be careful, may get hit by one of them


/joins you running

 

[ioppolo]

Yeah I haven't got my licence either.

Could also out this in "Being Cheap Thread" as I don't want to pay for the lessons.

How old are you?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

How old are you?

22

 

[The Passenger]

I'll often half empty the dishwasher and just pretend the stuff remaining is the next lot of dirty dishes.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Yeah I've also put clean, crinkled clothes in the wash because I can't be bothered ironing it....