Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Ford Fairlane]

This is what happens when you predict Port will finish bottom 3.

Golf accident or Obi Wan KenHinkley mind power? You decide.

 

[*PAF]

This is what happens when you predict Port will finish bottom 3.

Golf accident or Obi Wan KenHinkley mind power? You decide.

Can you imagine the headlines in the Advertiser if Renault made the "Golf" instead of VW?

 

[Steve Dore]

David Penberthy, editor of the Sunday Mail, writing in today's 'Tiser;

.... This year Melbourne will play Brisbane in Darwin in Round 17 but other than that the best the Top End gets in terms of first grade is a handful of pre-season games. ....

So Port playing Western Bulldogs at TIO in round 10 doesn't count as a "first grade" AFL game?

 

[Pakeha]

I doubt very much if there is any malice in what "Gilly" says in regard to calling us PP.

He seems like too nice a bloke to be nasty.

Gilbert has always referred to us as Port Power, but that's what we were known as back then when he was around. I have mates who have been PAFC supporters all their life and still slip up. Doesn't bother me too much to be honest (however I always pull opposition supporters up).

 

[*PAF]

David Penberthy, editor of the Sunday Mail, writing in today's 'Tiser;


So Port playing Western Bulldogs at TIO in round 10 doesn't count as a "first grade" AFL game?

Are you coming up for the game this year?

 

[PowerForGood]

David Penberthy, editor of the Sunday Mail, writing in today's 'Tiser;


So Port playing Western Bulldogs at TIO in round 10 doesn't count as a "first grade" AFL game?

Have you seen how poor the Bulldogs are atm?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Have you seen how poor the Bulldogs are atm?

They were shit last year and 2011 and managed to pump us so I'll reserve judgement until after we play them.

 

[charcolechaddy]

It amuses me how North Melbourne people think they are at all relevant.

Who cares what gayshaw thinks, shit cricketer, shit commentator, shit president , shit host..... Shit shit sh$&!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Warren 'I've never forgiven Port for making me look bad by winning the 1994 premiership' Partland managed this gem reporting on Andrew Moore's best-on-ground by a mile 37 possession, 11 clearance game for North Adelaide.

Dripping bitterness

George Thring has been outstanding for the Roosters this season and he was again prominent as the sweeper across half back while Power-listed Andrew Moore got his hands to plenty of possessions.
However, Moore let himself down late in the quarter when he gave away a free kick and then a 25m penalty which resulted in a Panthers goal.

Dripping bitterness

 

[stanmack]

Our mate Warren Partman could join the ongoing therapy group that has met regularly at a near city location since THAT game in 1994. At least the regular group are ex players, albeit extremely hung up ex players, who have progressed to the point where they can say the word Port now as in 'glass of ' after a meal instead of 'red fortified wine'. Just be careful not to say the word nip because he's the bastard who got that f!@#$%g free in the 1st quarter that............

 

[finbarr]

Warren Partland should go back to reporting on the Adelaide Rams.

 

[Moo87]

Had to laugh when reading the initial article on tonight's game on the afl website - was just a tad raw...

Also, anyone else watching at home catch the reference to Glass being a Freo player that seemed to go unnoticed by any of the other commentators? In the second half if I remember correctly

 

[Oliver King]

Had to laugh when reading the initial article on tonight's game on the afl website - was just a tad raw...

Also, anyone else watching at home catch the reference to Glass being a Freo player that seemed to go unnoticed by any of the other commentators? In the second half if I remember correctly

You should upgrade your browser.

 

[Moo87]

You should upgrade your browser.

Took me a while but fixed the photo now.... I think!

 

[Canoogs]

Wow, Logan was quiet tonight. I didn't even realise he was out there.

 

[Oliver King]

Took me a while but fixed the photo now.... I think!

No, I'm talking about your Chrome pop up in your photo.

 

[Moo87]

No, I'm talking about your Chrome pop up in your photo.

Ah, fair enough. Yeah I'm well overdue to update it, has been crashing a bit. Just never connected to wi fi, and too stingy to do it otherwise

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Take the challenge media.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Lol at the crows board winging about Rucci and Forrest having a go at the crows.... Imagine having to put up with that day in day out

 

[SilenceOz]

Does it feel to you like Adelaide now and the Advertiser are trying to make it seem like top 8 is a guarantee for Port and the team is one of the best in the league.
Just so that when Port do inevitably loose a match against a big side they can have articles saying how Port fan's got ahead of themselves and how we were just pretenders this year.

The post articles after Port's wins like this
"It's official - Power's the real deal after thrilling comeback win over West Coast Eagles"

Cue all the Crows supporters being all "BUT WHO HAVE YOU BEATEN!???!" and directing hate at the PAFC supporters because they believe we are already planning out where to hang our 2013 premiership guernseys.

Then once the loss comes it will be massive beat up articles by Adelaide now.
Then the Crows fans will have a massive circle...... in the comments section for weeks.

 

[Killer Power]

Does it feel to you like Adelaide now and the Advertiser are trying to make it seem like top 8 is a guarantee for Port and the team is one of the best in the league.
Just so that when Port do inevitably loose a match against a big side they can have articles saying how Port fan's got ahead of themselves and how we were just pretenders this year.

The post articles after Port's wins like this
"It's official - Power's the real deal after thrilling comeback win over West Coast Eagles"

Cue all the Crows supporters being all "BUT WHO HAVE YOU BEATEN!???!" and directing hate at the PAFC supporters because they believe we are already planning out where to hang our 2013 premiership guernseys.

Then once the loss comes it will be massive beat up articles by Adelaide now.
Then the Crows fans will have a massive circle...... in the comments section for weeks.

Yep. As evidenced by their journalists continuously asking Kenny about finals etc. he plays it beautifully of course, "no limitations on this group" and "it s all about the process / behaviours". Gives them no sound bites or quotes to use against us, so they just make up ther own!

 

[Northalives]

I cried in me cornflakes when I saw poor snookums Walker on the front page with his leg banged up: I cried and cried and cried.

It was only when I got to the last page and saw that some bloke called Cornes had played a quarter of a millennium games that I nearly stopped my sobbing.

 

[SilenceOz]

I cried in me cornflakes when I saw poor snookums Walker on the front page with his leg banged up: I cried and cried and cried.

It was only when I got to the last page and saw that some bloke called Cornes had played a quarter of a millennium games that I nearly stopped my sobbing.

Who the .... is Cornes? Sounds like a breakfast cereal

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Nice commentary from an official AFL product...... House of ferals???

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nice commentary from an official AFL product...... House of ferals???

lol, a bit crass.