Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Port 2004]

I tell you, Rucc is up Walsh's a... these days.

I think Rucci would be enjoying that.

 

[finbarr]

I don't think Rucci can ever be accused of being up anyone's arse. Rucci's just being Rucci.....setting them up for a harder landing when they fall. He does it to us too.

 

[Janey]

but if you log onto the AdelaideNow website.

...and there's your problem. You really should have known better, this week of all weeks

 

[Grave Danger]

Celebrating your 25th anniversary in your 25th year is premature.

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Hopefully Hawthorn will render the Crows impotent...

...so there won't even be a case of premature ejaculation

 

[_VXV]

For our Victorian friends, this is life in a two team town

#balance

 

[Contested Marx]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

 

[chiwigi]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

Non Key forward of course as they already have the dreamy Walker.

 

[Steve Dore]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

The Boys From West Lakes

 

[Schulzenfest]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

Turn on create a player mode on AFL Live, change the hair to blonde, put the fitness stats up and don't change anything else. Congratulations, you have the perfect representation of the generic Crow midfielder.

 

[mic59]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

Turn on create a player mode on AFL Live, change the hair to blonde and put the fitness stats up. Congratulations, you have the perfect representation of the generic Crow midfielder.

You forgot urinate in Brighton Road.

 

[Willsy10]

How did the Port Adelaide Football Club not get a mention in the top 25 Adelaide Crows defining moments?

 

[mic59]

Surely the Colbert unpaid mark in 1997 and the 1998 finals system should have rated a mention. Without either of those the cows would not have a flag.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Design your dream Adelaide Crow? haha wtf

Isn't that what got Essendon into trouble?

 

[manureid]

Just wish I could infiltrate the game tonight and unfurl a 'THANK YOU PORT ADELAIDE, WITHOUT YOU WE WOULDN'T BE HERE' banner.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Surely the Colbert unpaid mark in 1997 and the 1998 finals system should have rated a mention. Without either of those the cows would not have a flag.

Set to be released on Gold Beta-Max: Malcom - The Bradbury Years

 

[mic59]

Set to be released on Gold Beta-Max: Malcom - The Bradbury Years

Or in America as "Doing a Homer".

 

[Alyx]

Turn on create a player mode on AFL Live, change the hair to blonde, put the fitness stats up and don't change anything else. Congratulations, you have the perfect representation of the generic Crow midfielder.

Finally, pick one of the following six names: Brodie, Luke, Jake, Mitch, Rory, or Sam.

 

[El Zorro]

Just wish I could infiltrate the game tonight and unfurl a 'THANK YOU PORT ADELAIDE, WITHOUT YOU WE WOULDN'T BE HERE' banner.

why not?

 

[5um0F1]

Celebrating your 25th anniversary in your 25th year is premature.

I guess its so they can do to the whole thing again next year ...

 

[Quadzilla]

Just wish I could infiltrate the game tonight and unfurl a 'THANK YOU PORT ADELAIDE, WITHOUT YOU WE WOULDN'T BE HERE' banner.

Yes!!!!

 

[Killer Power]

Finally, pick one of the following six names: Brodie, Luke, Jake, Mitch, Rory, or Sam.

Is that how they came up with Riley Knight? That is the most Crows sounding name ever.

 

[Andy_B]

They finished 10th the year Ratten was sacked and 5th the year before that. They also made finals in Micks first year.

Technically.

Technically they were 9th.

But that does have the bonus of richmond being the only team in vfl/afl history to be eliminated from the finals by 9th.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Technically.

Technically they were 9th.

But that does have the bonus of richmond being the only team in vfl/afl history to be eliminated from the finals by 9th.

Ohhh baby that was oh so sweet when that happened and to think it could have easily been us that eliminated them at the MCG (albeit from 8th) if not for Essendon. Towards the end of the 2013 season I was hell-bent on playing Richmond in that first week of finals because I knew they were going to lose that game no matter what.

But we smashed them in the finals the next year and the only reason they made it that year was because it was meant to be us that beat them at the MCG the year before so we got what was ours in the end, we just had to wait another year for it

 

[proman_x]

I know the Crows are playing tonight and I normally don't get too worked up about the crapvertiser playing up to it's audience, but if you log onto the AdelaideNow website, there are no less than 11 pictured articles on the Crows. 11.

 

[PAFC forever]

So I looked the Advertiser today at work on my lunch break of the 80 pages there was 9 full pages including front and back page about the Crows and any other AFL news was on 2 pages with another article about the crows on that 2 page spread #balance