Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[gouki88]

Doesn't get much easier for them either. Suns next week followed by Port (AO), Bombers and the Cats.

They could very realistically go 1-3 and be sitting at 7-7!

 

[Soups]

Waking up this morning

 

[Magnanimous]

A pleasant scroll through the Blose forum this morning, put a zing in your step.
Carn Pies let's do this today.

from my Delorean

 

[Vicky Park]

Always good when this thread pops up. Fortunately it’s on a regular basis. Hope it stays on the front page for a long time.

 

[jimmy35]

A pleasant scroll through the Blose forum this morning, put a zing in your step.
Carn Pies let's do this today.

from my Delorean

Just got my like button back, might wander over and have a look.

 

[jimmy35]

Some highlights:

Such an unfair draw. Imagine having to play other sides every week. Oh the humanity!

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

The turning point was McKay lining up from point blank range and missing ( by a lot) in the first quarter. I knew they’d lose from there.

Made all the funnier by BT whinging he should have got a 50 and it’s the umpires fault he missed.

 

[Vicky Park]

Such an unfair draw. Imagine having to play other sides every week. Oh the humanity!

Especially when you’ve apparently, according to Blues fans anyway, already won the flag. So unfair.

 

[jimmy35]

Especially when you’ve apparently, according to Blues fans anyway, already won the flag. So unfair.

They do realise the finals are in September when most of their players are on the sides of milk cartons?

Maybe a new moniker for them, The Carton Blues

 

[Chameleon75]

Some highlights:

that one complaining about the draw is underpinned by some moronic logic. Their 6 week tough patch didn’t turn into 9 by the draw magically getting tougher, carlton just got shitter. By his logic north have the toughest draw because they can’t beat anyone.

 

[caloschwaby]

Cardiac Carlton? More like STEMI Carlton

 

[Gone Critical]

Them falling out of the 8. Magic

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Them falling out of the 8. Magic

Shame it’s so early in the year. 2022 was very magical.

 

[MooreTreloar]

Always good when this thread pops up. Fortunately it’s on a regular basis. Hope it stays on the front page for a long time.

Honestly, when ever I’m feeling down I know I can just come in here and read this thread. Always brings a smile to my face. Oh and a good laugh.

Long may this thread live!

 

[caloschwaby]

Their programming is broken

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Really liking the scum at the moment To think they have been gifted two wins as well

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Always good when this thread pops up. Fortunately it’s on a regular basis. Hope it stays on the front page for a long time.

This thread is dedicated to you VP xxx

But you know that

 

[Fat Jesus]

Blues sweat on weitering injury scans.
My heart goes out to them. Small

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Blues sweat on weitering injury scans.
My heart goes out to them. Small

Thoughts and prayers he can recover from a little bruise

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Dislike seeing injuries to any players


It’s Carlton’s cheating administrators and pea-hearted supporters who are worthy of derision

 

[gerryg400]

Dislike seeing injuries to any players


It’s Carlton’s cheating administrators and pea-hearted supporters who are worthy of derision

And Owies obviously.

 

[gouki88]

Dislike seeing injuries to any players


It’s Carlton’s cheating administrators and pea-hearted supporters who are worthy of derision

Weitering needs the match-day payments too

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Blues sweat on weitering injury scans.
My heart goes out to them. Small

Sweating on whether it’s a big bruise or a little bruise… WTF?!

 

[jimmy35]

Blues sweat on weitering injury scans.
My heart goes out to them. Small

Yeah don’t think that will really help. Sounds a bit witchdoctor-ish to me.

 

[swoop42]

The whole of Carlton weeps tonight.