The off topic thread 4.0

[SM]

 

[glenferry23]

Thats just staggering to watch, mesmerising almost. The hysteria this virus has caused, wow.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

It’s staggering the level of hysteria going around right now

I actually need to get toilet paper [emoji23]

 

[Fwoy]

It’s staggering the level of hysteria going around right now

I actually need to get toilet paper [emoji23]

I reckon I’m good for a week or so, but it‘ll feel weird buying some next week and not feeling like a panic merchant

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I actually need to get toilet paper

You're ****ed.
Time to find some leaves

 

[undefined]

I've actually developed a sore throat/headache/iffy sinuses in the past 24 hours. Actually getting worried.

 

[SM]

I've actually developed a sore throat/headache/iffy sinuses in the past 24 hours. Actually getting worried.

Stay home from two weeks and then you'll be fine.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Worlds gone mad, or maybe just Australia has.

 

[Fwoy]

Worlds gone mad, or maybe just Australia has.

Iran sounds a bit of a worry...

 

[jd2010]

I've actually developed a sore throat/headache/iffy sinuses in the past 24 hours. Actually getting worried.

How old are you

 

[Bradesmaen]

Worlds gone mad, or maybe just Australia has.

Australia is America-Lite. Media always whips up a storm because there is too much Daily Mail style influence on people. Here in Ireland there is absolutely no panic and no toilet roll flying off the shelves.

 

[undefined]

How old are you

Mid20s

 

[jd2010]

Mid20s

You should live

 

[undefined]

Australia is America-Lite. Media always whips up a storm because there is too much Daily Mail style influence on people. Here in Ireland there is absolutely no panic and no toilet roll flying off the shelves.

I’ve heard the surf is epic there.. it might be a good option for me. How’s the internet speed? (My work and therefore livelihood depends on it)

 

[Bradesmaen]

I’ve heard the surf is epic there.. it might be a good option for me. How’s the internet speed? (My work and therefore livelihood depends on it)

Can get 1gbps depending on where you live

 

[undefined]

Can get 1gbps depending on where you live

That’s insane. I just tested @6mbps.

 

[Zidane98]

Im still waiting on NBN. Lucky to get 6mpbs on ADSL 2+. Thankfully PL is on when nobody else is using our connection.

 

[WealstoneRaider]

I've actually developed a sore throat/headache/iffy sinuses in the past 24 hours. Actually getting worried.

Same here. Got a bugger of a cold and am laid up sick. Highly unlikely to be Coronavirus as I don’t have a fever just a sore throat, runny nose and a cough that has given me a chest infection but that’s normal for me.

Caught the thing in Stratford last week which ain’t a surprise because the place is a bit of a cesspit.

Can’t really go out though at the minute because as soon as I cough or blow my nose in public people are likely to shit themselves.

I wouldn’t over worry yourself at this stage though mate. The overwhelming likelihood is that you’ve just caught a common cold like hundreds of thousands of people do up and down the country every week. Do you also have a fever with it though, that would be a sign it could be something more. If you also develop breathing difficulties after a few days then I’d advise you to get it checked out. Probably best to self-isolate for a bit and if it’s a normal cold it should disappear in a few days

 

[Bojan KantKick]

I thought the Betoota Advocate summed up toilet gate quite well.

 

[jd2010]

Same here. Got a bugger of a cold and am laid up sick. Highly unlikely to be Coronavirus as I don’t have a fever just a sore throat, runny nose and a cough that has given me a chest infection but that’s normal for me.

Caught the thing in Stratford last week which ain’t a surprise because the place is a bit of a cesspit.

Can’t really go out though at the minute because as soon as I cough or blow my nose in public people are likely to shit themselves.

I wouldn’t over worry yourself at this stage though mate. The overwhelming likelihood is that you’ve just caught a common cold like hundreds of thousands of people do up and down the country every week. Do you also have a fever with it though, that would be a sign it could be something more. If you also develop breathing difficulties after a few days then I’d advise you to get it checked out. Probably best to self-isolate for a bit and if it’s a normal cold it should disappear in a few days

You're less safe old fella

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

If it comes down to it, I'll just wipe my arse in the shower.

I prefer waffle stomping it down the drain.

 

[RPCB]

I prefer waffle stomping it down the drain.

Our ancestors must be looking down at all this hysteria and facepalming. They used to piss and shit out the kitchen window and would shower in the rain once a month, fully clothed.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Haha

 

[Bojan KantKick]

First death in the uk for coronavirus. Tbf, the bloke was old and pretty ****ed anyway by the sounds of it.

 

[chef]

We are all going to get it at some stage over the next 5 years apparently.