The off topic thread 6.0

[Art Vandelay_]

9 wood dude. Whos not trusting a 5 iron. Its about stopping a ball on the green from 180m meters. Went to get a 5 hybrid and got fitted into a 9 wood instead, amazing club.

Not sure about this chipper stuff haha. Seems a weird insult.

Jeez dude. How long I been here and you haven't learned when I'm serious. You'd know if I was being serious, hardly ever hold back on what I think.
Was clearly just a joke. Sorry it offended you.

 

[chef]

Jeez dude. How long I been here and you haven't learned when I'm serious. You'd know if I was being serious, hardly ever hold back on what I think.
Was clearly just a joke. Sorry it offended you.

Apologies for being grumpy haha.

 

[Jatz]

These golf club rivalries are brutal...

 

[chef]

These golf club rivalries are brutal...

Speaking of clubs i just got this in the mail, now theres a chipper.

 

[Jatz]

Speaking of clubs i just got this in the mail, now theres a chipper.
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Oh! Golf club p 0rn is something I can get behind.

Looks beautiful.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Trying to pick everyone out.

Vijay, Faldo, DJ, Scott, Rahm, N/A, Bubba, Scheffler.
Matsuyama, Schwarzel, Cabrera, Olazabel, The arseh*le, Willett, Spieth, Garcia.
Mize?, Weir, Couples, O'Meara, N/A, Immelman, Z.Johnson, Langer, N/A, N/A.
Watson, N/A, Crenshaw, McIlroy, Augusta Chairman Ridley, Jack, Player, N/A.

 

[Cruyff14]

Golf. No conicendence it spells flog backwards.

 

[RPCB]

Golf. No conicendence it spells flog backwards.

I watched a Married with Children episode just the other day and Kelly Bundy made the same joke lol.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Golf. No conicendence it spells flog backwards.

Fantastic, Great Move. Well done Angus.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Gary Player... not bad for 90.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

conicendence

When you can spell then we may listen.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Trying to pick everyone out.

Vijay, Faldo, DJ, Scott, Rahm, N/A, Bubba, Scheffler.
Matsuyama, Schwarzel, Cabrera, Olazabel, The arseh*le, Willett, Spieth, Garcia.
Mize?, Weir, Couples, O'Meara, N/A, Immelman, Z.Johnson, Langer, N/A, N/A.
Watson, N/A, Crenshaw, McIlroy, Augusta Chairman Ridley, Jack, Player, N/A.

Tiger will be there after he chips out of the rough.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Gary Player... not bad for 90.

Everyone has their time but damn I reckon the day Jack dies will be hard to read.
Not many reach the status where they are synonymous with their sport but he is.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Everyone has their time but damn I reckon the day Jack dies will be hard to read.
Not many reach the status where they are synonymous with their sport but he is.

First golf game I got was named after him

 

[chef]

Golf. No conicendence it spells flog backwards.

But how do you spell coincidence?

 

[Bradesmaen]

But how do you spell coincidence?

G o g g o

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Brutal finish for Fred. -2 thru 14. +8 on the last 4 holes.

 

[chef]

Brutal finish for Fred. -2 thru 14. +8 on the last 4 holes.

I did feel for him. Love watching his swing, so smooth.

 

[RPCB]

The first time I had ever heard of anything to do with Golf was in the mid 1990’s in an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond when the central character was talking about how good Tiger Woods was at Golf. The next time I had heard anything about Golf was about 15 years later when that Tiger Woods person was involved in a sex scandal when he had sex with something like 100+ women whilst married.

I am wondering, did Tiger Woods amount to anything in Golf?

 

[chef]

I am wondering, did Tiger Woods amount to anything in Golf?

Man, if hes not the GOAT hes 2nd behind Nicklaus.

Give yourself a slap please.

 

[RPCB]

Man, if hes not the GOAT hes 2nd behind Nicklaus.

Give yourself a slap please.

I already did that last night, for choosing Carlton decades ago.

 

[Cruyff14]

Fantastic, Great Move. Well done Angus.

When you can spell then we may listen.

But how do you spell coincidence?

Love you all

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Love you all

 

[Bradesmaen]

From 91 to one: Step-by-step guide to identifying 2026 Masters winner - PGA TOUR

When handicapping the Masters field each spring, the trends are your friends.

www.pgatour.com

Past winner commonalities suggests Xander.
The only thing I know so far is I will place a Thursday and Friday bet on 3 ball for Min Woo in his grouping. Would be highly surprised if he didn't have lowest score among Fred Couples and amateur Fifa Laopakdee.

Well that turned out to be a shit group. +6 x2 and FIFA Peace Prize at +8

 

[TY24]

First time watching a golf major for me

Nice to see even the pros can be humbled by this silly sport