Et tu, Julius.
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ROUND 7 V STATE GOVERNMENT RUN NURSING HOME WITH A SIDE OF MONEY LAUNDERING
GCR 8.1 | 12.3 | 17.7 | 18.9 117
ROY 4.3 | 8.6 | 14. 8 | 15.11 101
GOALS: The Filth Wizard 7, Engimal v3 3, BRAB 2, GreyCrow 2, krakouers85, CakeEater, Dancing Potato, Marlowe
BESTS: The Filth Wizard, GreyCrow, Smartys Power, CakeEater, Engimal v3
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SO here we are, 3 on the trot on our quest for the most consecutive wins. I was going to do the joke like last week about 'IF you had told me 3 weeks ago we'd win 3 more for the season I would've been thrilled!', but it'll get tiresome when we're celebrating my 400th and up to our 340th or something in a row. Anyway, we can continue this, the flag is ours and I've already bulk booked our tattoo appointments for the premiership celebrations, so exciting
It was an enjoyable week of pleasant banter with a lot of Roys stalwarts such as Mobbs and Wosh, with some dribble from that McGibblets bloke, it's amazing how many home owners are in this team, truly that Royals generational wealth is a sight to behold.
We never really looked like giving the lead up once we got it, for the first time all season I felt safe at quarter time, it helps when daddy filth decides to kick 7 of course, and on that it's about ******* time. For 7 straight weeks spookism has given a list of 100 unique reasons, each more compelling than the last, to play him at full forward, and all this time I've had to say 'no spooks, I have no power' but finally I can say Filths in too good of form to move, that'll keep him safe for another 98 games
I'm increasingly more impressed with our backline each week, this game I was subbed off and registered donuts, which I'm sure a better captain would see as a sign but I'm persisting, I just know I have a spot in this stackedsix to play! Smartys Power registered the biggest numbers of all but we just controlled the airways in a ridiculous fashion. GreyCrow hit 100 hit outs for the season exactly which is really satisfying, whilst Engimal v3 and CakeEater tore the rosy half back line a new one
Round 8 sees us travel to Baghdad which is always fun. For those that don't know, baghdad is in a galaxy far far away and it's where the fun begins. It's filled with Sand, I hate sand, it's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere. Of course there are locals, they speak, but as we know the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Regardless, treat it like a zoo or a Frankston/ Pakenham line train station, don't stare at the locals and don't linger any longer than you have to
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Mount Buller Demons 7 7 - - - 871 636 136.95 28 7W WWWWW - Ldr - Roys FFC 7 4 3 - - 790 649 121.73 16 2L WWWLL - -3 - Las Vegas Bears 7 4 3 - - 712 629 113.20 16 3W WLWWW +1 -3 - Dragons FFC 7 4 3 - - 797 706 112.89 16 3L WWLLL -1 -3 - Fighting Furies 7 4 3 - - 641 627 102.23 16 1W WLWLW +1 -3 - Baghdad Bombers 7 4 3 - - 763 811 94.08 16 2W LLLWW +2 -3 - West Coast Wonders 7 4 3 - - 609 673 90.49 16 1W LWLLW +2 -3 - Sin City Swamprats 7 3 4 - - 702 753 93.23 12 1L LWLWL -3 -4 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gold City Royals 7 3 4 - - 663 729 90.95 12 3W LLWWW +2 -4 - Coney Island Warriors 7 3 4 - - 739 830 89.04 12 1L WWLWL -3 -4 - East Side Phoenix 7 2 5 - - 738 790 93.42 8 2L LLWLL -1 -5 -1 Gumbies FFC 7 - 7 - - 636 828 76.81 - 7L LLLLL - -7 -3
ROYALS DOING THINGS
Hit outs: =6th GreyCrow (12)
Kicks: 2nd GreyCrow (17)
Marks: =6th Smartys Power, MrPremiership and Fitzey (8)
Handballs: =4th CakeEater (14), =10th spookism (13)
Cuddles: =5th Marlowe (7)
Goals: =1st The Filth Wizard (7)
Behinds: =5th The Filth Wizard (3)
I sold my bitcoin then placed 65k on Tom Mitchell to get up at $51
If you could cast a forgetting spell.....
Oh he does… just ensure you cannot remove your clothes easily… just FYI
That basket I sent didn’t do the trick eh?
There was no lotion.
Damn… knew I forgot something
