Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Ant Bear]

I tried the follow feature on a poster, but I lost them in the crowd

Weird cyber stalker

 

[I Dont Care]

Oh man.

Watch this:



Then listen to this:

Sorry Doc, but 1.15 in was all I could stand, that noise is irritating to me

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just don't know how I've seen this movie so many times and yet don't really recall Goldblum doing such a stupid laugh.

 

[I Dont Care]

And you pulled your latex ear plugs out and....

That's better than any I could think of

 

[I Dont Care]

4 hours..4 bloody hours, the people next door are gone somewhere and locked in their house is this yapyap that looks like an old discarded cotton mop head and for the last 4 hours it has been constantly yapyapping without a break..either they've just come or it's dead. I'm hoping for the latter

 

[Noobz0r]

Wearing a blue t-shirt to Soundwave really makes you stand out like a sore thumb.

 

[raman]

I just don't know how I've seen this movie so many times and yet don't really recall Goldblum doing such a stupid laugh.

It does have a bit of a cult following.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Wearing a blue t-shirt to Soundwave really makes you stand out like a sore thumb.

Notice any in white?

 

[Doctor Feel]

The swagger, dem hips. Dat delivery.

 

[5um0F1]

4 hours..4 bloody hours, the people next door are gone somewhere and locked in their house is this yapyap that looks like an old discarded cotton mop head and for the last 4 hours it has been constantly yapyapping without a break..either they've just come or it's dead. I'm hoping for the latter

I hate those stupid yapping things, my neighbours have them. They even drive my dogs mad.

I agree, go with the latter.

 

[I Dont Care]

I hate those stupid yapping things, my neighbours have them. They even drive my dogs mad.

I agree, go with the latter.

Unfortunately, we also have one (it was a gift to my disabled daughter, so I couldn't flush it down the toilet) But whenever we go out and leave it in the house...I never hear it yapyapping like I hear the neighbours one

 

[Doctor Feel]

I've got a german shepherd and a beagle. They simply just break shit instead of barking.

 

[Stromageddon]

The swagger, dem hips. Dat delivery.

That video belongs in whatever thread we use to bag St Kilda in

 

[I Dont Care]

Good God..it must have just passed out momentarily...its yapyapping again

 

[5um0F1]

I've got a german shepherd and a beagle. They simply just break shit instead of barking.

I have a lab and a retriever.
My yard looks a lot like the surface of mars.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"World on brink of war"

Nahhh **** that, top story is DEFINITELY Kim Novaks botox and the Oscars.

Well done news ltd on pandering to the writhing, squirming masses.

 

[manureid]

"World on brink of war"

Nahhh **** that, top story is DEFINITELY Kim Novaks botox and the Oscars.

Well done news ltd on pandering to the writhing, squirming masses.

Wait...what... Kim Novaks uses botox?????

 

[Powerstufff]

Found an old tiser (circa 1977) entertainment section the other day - Boz Scaggs playing at Memorial Drive with support act Dragon for $9.90.

I would have thrown myself on a pile of rusty bayonets to have avoided that.

 

[Powerstufff]

Boz Scaggs. Sounds like the guy down on the corner you buy a couple of foils off.

That would have been Dragon.

 

[Noobz0r]

Notice any in white?

Nah not yet.

I haven't seen any other PA caps either.

 

[Powerstufff]

The missus got me to watch a program on one of the ABC channels last night about something called "masking" .... Can the fruits get any freakier?????????????????

Hopefully the answer is always yes.
Back pre-internet days I considered myself wordly-wise and thought I had a fair idea of the weird and wonderful things people got up to. I thought I knew everything there was to know about kinkiness due to seeing Emmanuelle in my youth.
But to my delight there's always a further debasing and/or dangerous and/or physically uncomfortable thing that gets brought up. However for my sanity I need to find out about this stuff in a slow drip-feed.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hopefully the answer is always yes.
Back pre-internet days I considered myself wordly-wise and thought I had a fair idea of the weird and wonderful things people got up to. I thought I knew everything there was to know about kinkiness due to seeing Emmanuelle in my youth.
But to my delight there's always a further debasing and/or dangerous and/or physically uncomfortable thing that gets brought up. However for my sanity I need to find out about this stuff in a slow drip-feed.

Try "Living dolls" next. That show has me in stitches. There is also a show about some guys who live at home with their very expensive lifelike sex dolls, talking to them, doing their hair and makeup. Cleaning their vagoos, taking them out for lunch etc.

 

[bomberclifford]

Try "Living dolls" next. That show has me in stitches. There is also a show about some guys who live at home with their very expensive lifelike sex dolls, talking to them, doing their hair and makeup. Cleaning their vagoos, taking them out for lunch etc.

I'd imagine that the point at which you first have to remove and wash out your special lover's latex ladyhole, is when all remaining digniity evaporates like spit on a skillet.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'd imagine that the point at which you first have to remove and wash out your special lover's latex ladyhole, is when all remaining digniity evaporates like spit on a skillet.

They don't actually remove them. They get them reconditioned. They actually send them off to a professional doll reconditioning guy. They showed the reconditioners house, it was full of hundreds of dolls hanging on racks. He got upset that people weren't packing their dolls upright and strapping them in so they don't move around and get damaged in transit. He was very serious about his job. His girlfriend was like "It was weird at first, but now im okay with it".

Did lol.

They also showed him greasing the joints, repainting the face and CUTTING OFF the vag, and putting a new one on.

 

[I Dont Care]

Ok..I'm going to get really a get this day brother and try to get these disturbing images out of my head