Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Chopperdave]

so I am sitting out the front of the hotel/apartment complex drinking my jumbo cappuccino when this slender flamehaired lass with skin like fine bone china (the kind that serial killers and sex cases make lampshades and lilos out of) and wearing nil but tight skimpy workout gear runs up and begins going through a complex series of Pilatesesque stretches right beside me like I could smell her perspiration despite there being plenty of room around us to use what was that I didn't know whether I was being invited to look or ask gymrelated questions like can I cum on your abs

I think i saw that porno once...

 

[Natman]

I think i saw that porno once...

Really, only once? C'mon, you're with friends here.

 

[Jumbo]

 

[finbarr]

Anyone having problems with Tapatalk 2? Won't let me log in at all.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Really, only once? C'mon, you're with friends here.

Not really much need to see pr0n more than once is there?

 

[spookism]

Not really much need to see pr0n more than once is there?

Gotta keep it fresh or it gets boring.

 

[tryonthis]

Went to the Alma last night for a friends birthday celebrations.
Taylor Walker was also there (not that the DJ didn't mention it about 5 times across the night).

At one stage throughout the night, I went the bathroom and my mate waited outside. The ATM is just outside the bathroom doors and Tex Walker and his entourage of friends come over to use the said ATM. My friend was on his phone sending a text message (minding his own business), when his entourage come over and ask "heyyy buddy, wanna photo with big ol' tex walkah!!?", to which my friend replies "who the **** is tex walker? no thanks". Tex Walker (who was using the ATM), gives my friend the 'wtf' look, and gives the impression of "really? you really don't know who i am?". His entourage of friends then step it up a notch and yell (I heard this from inside the bathroom but didn't think anything of it) "Wtf mate? DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?", to which my friend replies "No, I don't, but if you want to hit me, go for it". This didn't abide well by Walkers' entourage, as they were told by bystanders to go back to their table.

Throughout the night Walker and his "buddies" were pointing and giving off daggers towards our group of friends. A drunk, friendly but hefty bloke in our group stormed over to Walker's table to confront them (once he was told what happened), but we pulled him away. There was no good to come from it. At any one stage of the night, Walker could have said something to his mates to get them to calm down, but nope. Nothing. I'll admit, he's an amazing footballer, but off the field, he's not much to be desired.

 

[Stromageddon]

I had a somewhat similar experience a couple of weeks ago with Tex at the Bay. Had a chat with him. He is as dumb as they say, and he is not down to Earth at all.

Having said that, would love him on our team.

 

[bomberclifford]

Tex sounds like he's emulating Tony "The Pianist" Modra.

 

[bomberclifford]

Today was a grand day. I experienced the glory of Daniel Bolton's hair in the flesh at Argos on the Parade. I was too star struck to speak to the hair but gave a knowing nod to Daniel as we crossed paths.

 

[Natman]

Today was a grand day. I experienced the glory of Daniel Bolton's hair in the flesh at Argos on the Parade. I was too star struck to speak to the hair but gave a knowing nod to Daniel as we crossed paths.

Do you remember where you were when Elvis died?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Do you remember where you were when Elvis died?

Whats an Elvis?

 

[5um0F1]

In this clammy hot weather I have started to wonder just how far my balls can sag.
If they get any lower Ill be in danger of sitting on them.

 

[Stromageddon]

In this clammy hot weather I have started to wonder just how far my balls can sag.
If they get any lower Ill be in danger of sitting on them.

If you staple it to the forward facing part of your thigh it should be fine.

 

[Natman]

Whats an Elvis?

A helicopter that fights fires.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

In this clammy hot weather I have started to wonder just how far my balls can sag.
If they get any lower Ill be in danger of sitting on them.

Sitting on a nut and not flinching is a sign of how tough you are.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

A helicopter that fights fires.

You're a helicopter that....

What?

 

[Natman]

You're a helicopter that....

What?

It is the name given to one of those waterbombing helicopters. You have to live in SA to admire the local jurnos.

 

[Stromageddon]

Community, even by its own standards, has been very average this season.

 

[finbarr]

Genius.






If you've never seen the "Shreds" series of clips you should check them out. Some of the best stuff on Youtube.

 

[finbarr]

 

[finbarr]

 

[Chopperdave]

Three necks are for pussies.....

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Jonts]

Is there a PAFC television ad out yet?