Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Noobz0r]

Surely this isnt right?

half of the bottom floor is a 24 hour computer lab. After hours you need a student card to enter, so the two entrances have them installed. Between 7 and 7 one of the entrances doesn't require a student card, but the other one (which leads to the assembly point and has the emergency exit signs) does.

Stupid eh.

 

[Peck]

half of the bottom floor is a 24 hour computer lab. After hours you need a student card to enter, so the two entrances have them installed. Between 7 and 7 one of the entrances doesn't require a student card, but the other one (which leads to the assembly point and has the emergency exit signs) does.

Stupid eh.

I'd stay down there if I were you.

 

[Chopperdave]

you would assume a fire alarm would overrule the security though wouldn't you....

 

[Noobz0r]

you would assume a fire alarm would overrule the security though wouldn't you....

Actually, I hadn't thought of that, good point. I'm guessing that's the case. I wasn't first there so I can't tell. Next time at uni I'll set off the fire alarm and make sure that I'm the first one there.

 

[Noobz0r]

It seems you don't need common sense to be a uni student

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Y'all gonna burn if there is a fire and the security system shits itself.

 

[powermacs]

Didn't think it was possible to hate Patty D more than I already do. What an absolute douche.

 

[Hooligan87]

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.

i feel sad i enjoyed reading that.

 

[chiwigi]

The lol is at the naivety over red bull not the desire to save your club.

 

[Noobz0r]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again

 

[Stromageddon]

Of all the 30+ year olds in my classes at Uni, I reckon about 90% of them are doing marine biology. Why is marine biology so appealing to them? Was it Seinfeld?

 

[Oliver King]

Of all the 30+ year olds in my classes at Uni, I reckon about 90% of them are doing marine biology. Why is marine biology so appealing to them? Was it Seinfeld?

I thought they would all want to be architects.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

"...I'm gonna move to a new town,
where the people are niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..."

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

Just got home for some food. Best in Show i on one of the movie channels. It's bloody hilarious.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Just got home for some food. Best in Show i on one of the movie channels. It's bloody hilarious.

Christopher Guest is a genius. Fred Willard probably the star of that film, but I love Guest's character too.

Why you always namin' nuts?
Pistacchio nut.
Red pistacchio nut.
WHITE pistacchio nut.

 

[bomberclifford]

Just got home for some food. Best in Show i on one of the movie channels. It's bloody hilarious.

Best in Show is great. If you like that, check out Waiting for Guffman, a movie that Chris Lilley owes much to for his Mr G character.

 

[PatientMental]

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

Christopher Guest is a genius. Fred Willard probably the star of that film, but I love Guest's character too.

Why you always namin' nuts?
Pistacchio nut.
Red pistacchio nut.
WHITE pistacchio nut.

haha. Fred Willard was amazing!

"Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. How much weight do you think I could bench press? Just make a guess.

ahhh im not..

A ballpark figure. 315 pounds. I was in top shape"

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

haha. Fred Willard was amazing!

"Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. How much weight do you think I could bench press? Just make a guess.

ahhh im not..

A ballpark figure. 315 pounds. I was in top shape"

"I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts."

Hahaha, Willard is brilliant. He's also great in Guest's next movie after Best in Show "A Mighty Wind". Probably not as funny, but I think I like it a teensy bit more.

 

[Natman]

That's a classic - I wonder what they could have said about the cars that were in shot from time to time - perhaps they were just left there because they couldn't afford the fuel or that they had broken down and are now used for the heroin addicted homosexuals to live in.

 

[Hodges 153!]

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[Vic_Vinegar]

"I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts."

Hahaha, Willard is brilliant. He's also great in Guest's next movie after Best in Show "A Mighty Wind". Probably not as funny, but I think I like it a teensy bit more.

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

 

[Papa G]

Rucci's top 50 tomorrow's Craptiser.

Prediction. 5 Crows players in top 50. Dangerfield, Walker, Thomson, Jacobs, Sloane

Possible token Port player (Boak/Ebert).

Possibility of Tippett for Lulz.

 

[Natman]

Rucci's top 50 tomorrow's Craptiser.

Prediction. 5 Crows players in top 50. Dangerfield, Walker, Thomson, Jacobs, Sloane

Possible token Port player (Boak/Ebert).

Possibility of Tippett for Lulz.

Another good reason to continue not buying the rag.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

I'm gonna throw it out there. Rory Sloane has become the most overrated player in the comp.

He's an amazing value pick for where he was selected, and he's a hard working, determined, tough player with decent skills and good decision making. But he ain't a star and he isn't in the top 50 players in the comp. He's helped by the fact that Thompson and Dangerfield take most of the defensive attention away from him and half-way through last year that was proven. As soon as he had a player put on him, his form dropped away quite fiercely. He only broke 30 touches once last year. I think Bernie Vince's 2009 was far better than Rory Sloane's 2012, and would you put Vince anywhere near the top 50 players?

I think it's a massive overreaction because he played noticeably well in a good team. If he improves again this year, I'll eat my words, but for now... jesus, reign in the expectations.