Doctor Feel
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Young man that is indeed a conundrum but there is always a workable answer that will leave you happy, content and guilt free. Now the "bang one, marry one and kill one" game is an interesting game in that what is "one"? Is one a number?, a being? or something altogether different and unrelated to everything else in this universe. I listen to a lot of music by the band Ween (Praise be to Boognish) and they have an album entitled God Ween Satan - The Oneness. Now what this means is you can't believe in one without the other hence "The Oneness" so if you believe in Ween you have to believe in God and Satan which for me is a conundrum. Why can't I just believe in one? But this is about you and your mates and your conundrum and Ween now.
So how would I solve your conundrum and what would I do if I was faced with the monumental task of deciding which one of those c***'s should die? Well, I'm glad you asked if in fact you did or didn't. Here is what your Aunt Eddie Dingle would do, I would take them all to Utah (where incidentally they are about to legalise marrying your assault rifle and polygamy is already legal) get them to stand shoulder to shoulder in a side by side formation and have an ordained Mormon Minister marry us all (rifle included). Shortly after the "I do's" I would let my assault rifle do the talking and fire one bullet through those three giant craniums and kill 'em all (Metallica album reference). In the space of a few moments they are all married, all killed and well... all ****ed.
Now well may you say "hang on, you can only bang one, marry one and kill one" but ask your self this question...
What is one?
Happy to help Noobzyzorr.
So was my mates.
Francis Nguyen.
You sir, just changed my life.
Weirdest combination of names ever. Latin and Vietnamese?
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Does anyone else with Tapatalk 2 find that the new finger slide to change pages is really frustrating? I keep changing pages when I go to scroll down because I must be going diagonally or something. Can't find any way to disable it either. Maybe I'll write a strongly worded letter.
What is the actual point of names? Like Whateley said on 360, you won't be able to read names like Leuenberger from the other side of the ground. Numbers do the job.With the AFL looking into bringing in names above numbers on guernseys in 2014 and beyond, maybe it's time we bring out a new logo.
If we had a name and 1870 above our number it would look cluttered and, quite frankly, stupid. If we were to update our logo a little (e.g. add 1870 to it), then we could just place it on the front of the jumper, where the POWER logo already is - right above the heart.
Not that I advocate names above jumpers, it's stupid, ridiculous and nothing but marketing and money. But it's going to happen.
David Koch has already tweeted his desire to update our logo so maybe I'll get stuck into him on twitter again to see if he's still a fan of change.
What is the actual point of names? Like Whateley said on 360, you won't be able to read names like Leuenberger from the other side of the ground. Numbers do the job.
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It's for television and marketing. On the bright side, commentators will know what our players names are.
For anyone wondering, today I declined the offer to join Samsung citing the salary and overall cost-benefit in terms of Uni.
So you can come to the Carlton game?
Essee Cross great work but can you photo shop the Hoff's mouth shut so he doesn't look like a mouth breather.
Not the sharpest look for the lad.